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Anonymous 03-02-26 15:53:14 No.754484 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

2026 ANIMAL ELECTION CANDIDATE REGISTRATION!!!!

Register your candidates here!!!!!!! Or create hype about your candidates!!!!!!!!!

Here are the candidates that are already registered:

Bird (all kinds of birds!) - unaffiliated
Primate (all kinds of primates!) - unaffiliated
Reptile (all kinds of reptiles!) - unaffiliated
Elephant - unaffiliated
Fly - unaffiliated

Jellyfish - Lovecraftian Party
Marmot - Lovecraftian Party
Octopus - Lovecraftian Party
Tully Monster - Lovecraftian Party
Horseshoe Crab - Lovecraftian Party
Sponge - Lovecraftian Party
Coral - Lovecraftian Party
Sacabambaspis - Lovecraftian Party

Dolphin - Swim Party
Seal - Swim Party
Sea Lion - Swim Party
Shark - Swim Party
Narwhal - Swim Party

Hedgehog - Cute Party
Jumping Spider - Cute Party
Opossum - Cute Party
Raccoon - Cute Party
Platypus - Cute Party
Rock Hyrax - Cute Party
Red Panda - Cute Party
Goat - Cute Party

Beaver - Rodent Party
Capybara - Rodent Party
Squirrel - Rodent Party
Pika - Rodent Party
Naked Mole Rat - Rodent Party

Caracal - Feline Party
Cat - Feline Party
Snow Leopard - Feline Party
Tiger - Feline Party

Dog - Canine Party
Fox - Canine Party

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Anonymous 22-02-26 20:14:43 No.761046

>>754484
Floppa won

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Sex and Relationships General #58 Anonymous 03-02-26 09:02:32 No.754383[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

I can't breed edition

Previous thread ~~>>742756~~

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Anonymous 23-02-26 06:39:41 No.761204

>>761203
Probably the best idea

Anonymous 23-02-26 06:44:38 No.761206

>>761198
Gays like you make me hate gay people. I’m not joking.

>>761203
HIV disproportionately affects gays because they’re hypersexual, hate condoms, and have anal sex. If down low gays weren’t a thing, it would be rare for heterosexuals to even have it because it’s difficult to transmit from PIV sex, especially if a condoms used.

Anonymous 23-02-26 06:46:20 No.761208

>>761206
it's pretty difficult to transmit with anal if you use a condom too, retard.

Anonymous 23-02-26 06:47:40 No.761209

>>761208
Yeah but gay people don’t use condoms because they’re hypersexual

Anonymous 23-02-26 06:48:17 No.761210

>>761134
>>wahhhh all the kink people, despite virtue signaling and generally being ugly/fat/poor still have the standards of actually attractive women
That's basic ego preservation. People tend to see themselves as 7/10 even when they're clearly not. You yourself don't want to lower your standards below what would be comfortable. Why would they?
>Simps who don't recognize this reality are only contributing to the fucked up dating market. I'd rather fuck a hot hooker than the aforementioned.
Progressives usually deny the very idea of the dating market. They prefer to see it as a set of voluntary personal interactions. That's not very materialist but if we grant that analogy the problem becomes clear anyway.
The market never has a problem, it's always a you problem. The market dictates that you accept what you're given or stfu. Especially the job market and that's what dating resembles most out of any market

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Anonymous 23-02-26 04:57:02 No.761179[Reply]

Do you think that pornography is dangerous and goes against communism

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Anonymous 23-02-26 05:46:20 No.761188

The porn industry is exploitative because of capitalism. Opposition to porn is one of the classic backdoors for reactionary politics. You can dislike porn or think it's gross or whatever but if you speak in opposition to it, you will (intentionally or not) attract reactionaries who agree with that and will seek to use your arguments to further their agenda, which usually involves both sexual repression generally and discrimination against sexual minorities in particular.

Take care in these dangerous waters.

Glownonymous 23-02-26 05:50:52 No.761189

>>761188
many many people cant see the difference between women who get trafficked and kidnapped and their passports stolen and women who get shot without their permission and porn stars who earn more from filming themselves than some minimum wage job and artists drawing fictional illustrations depicting sexual acts because all these ARE porn

Anonymous 23-02-26 06:07:13 No.761192

Porn is awesome. It's just unfortunate that certain elements sullly its good name.

Anonymous 23-02-26 06:11:31 No.761194

>>761189
Obviously porn is usually produced with the intention of being pornographic, but the problem is that the opposition rarely concerns itself with anything but the eye of the beholder. As a result the term is always pretty nebulous. You make some distinctions in form, but there are also distinctions in content, like the difference between hardcore and softcore or erotica or something that just has references to sex. By some people's definition, anatomy diagrams are porn.

Anonymous 23-02-26 06:44:58 No.761207

>>761188
You're just a degenerate gooner.
A weak pathetic "man".

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My life sucks, what do I do? Frank Heffley 23-02-26 01:38:25 No.761128[Reply]

>My Wife
I don’t love her, she used to be the light of my life until she started listening to Candace Owens and Megyn Kelly. Now she is anti-trans ands pro-ICE. She is also abusive to our two older kids.
>My oldest son
My oldest son is a crackhead and a Groyper. He makes white-power-music with his band of drunken skinheads. I try to stop him but my racist wife intervenes. I neglected him so much that I can no longer connect with him and try to save him.
>My second youngest son
He is a wimp and a disappointment to the family, I try to man him up so he doesn’t fall into radicalism like his older brother but he doesn’t want to do anything with me. I think he might secretly have gender dysphoria but is scared of what his mother will think.
>My youngest son
He is not my son, my wife 100% cheated with that Iraq-Vet.

Anonymous 23-02-26 01:44:26 No.761129

You sound like a faggot and a loser and should kill yourself.

Frank Heffley 23-02-26 01:46:16 No.761130

>>761129
Jesus Christ man! At least I’m no virgin

Anonymous 23-02-26 03:49:28 No.761145

>>761128
And your dog is a hooker
Fucking made up bullshit story

Frank Heffley 23-02-26 04:21:52 No.761159

>>761145
>And your dog is a hooker
>Fucking made up bullshit story
My dog is not a hooker, we had to give up our dog to my Mother-in-law who spoils it.
We had a pig that was probably a hooker though, But he ran away when we sent him to obedience school.

Anonymous 23-02-26 06:40:14 No.761205

Fake your death

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Anonymous 22-02-26 10:41:41 No.760919[Reply]

Nothing feels worth doing now that AI can do it both better and faster.

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Anonymous 23-02-26 04:29:17 No.761164

ai cant make my bpd ex girlfriend love me again

Anonymous 23-02-26 04:34:50 No.761169

>>760921
gay

Anonymous 23-02-26 05:13:11 No.761183

>>760919
@grok give her a dental floss bikini

Glownonymous 23-02-26 05:18:37 No.761184

>>760986
>le souls
>le mockery of le nature
why do you bluesky faggots always have to talk like fucking retards

also youre on a fucking porn thread whining about AI slop. like yeah of course AI isnt gonna replace good art, only twitter artists drawing furry and anime garbage 👍

Anonymous 23-02-26 06:38:06 No.761202

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>>761184
Suck my cock

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Anonymous 22-02-26 06:04:03 No.760888[Reply]

i'm only posting this thread out of respect for my old BO

Anonymous 22-02-26 07:10:18 No.760893

Body odor? You took a bourgeois shower, treatlerist resource waster?

Anonymous 23-02-26 01:19:55 No.761121

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the fundamental question is, will i be as effective as a BO as old BO was? and i will be, even more so. but until then, it'll be hard to verify that i think i'll be more effective

Anonymous 23-02-26 06:35:57 No.761199

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>boooooyyyyyyy are you fat

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Glownonymous 23-02-26 05:57:02 No.761190[Reply]

Instead of building data centers, they should build a giant pencil-shaped monument reading "SUPPORT HUMAN ARTISTS" on the side, being held by a gargantuan Pomni from The Amazing Digital Circus, with a long plaque list of Twitter handles advertising numerous porn artists.

Anonymous 23-02-26 06:05:57 No.761191

Kill uyghurs. Behead uyghurs. Roundhouse kick an uyghur into the concrete. Slam dunk an uyghur baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy uyghurs. Defecate in an uyghurs food. Launch uyghurs into the sun. Stir fry uyghurs in a wok. Toss uyghurs into active volcanoes. Urinate into a uyghurs gas tank. Judo throw uyghurs into a wood chipper. Twist uyghurs heads off. Report uyghurs to the CCP. Karate chop uyghurs in half. Curb stomp pregnant muslim uyghurs. Trap uyghurs in quicksand. Crush uyghurs in the trash compactor. Liquefy uyghurs in a vat of acid. Eat uyghurs. Dissect uyghurs. Exterminate uyghurs in the gas chamber. Stomp uyghur skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate uyghurs in the oven. Lobotomize uyghurs. Mandatory abortions for uyghurs. Grind uyghurs fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown uyghurs in fried chicken grease. Vaporize uyghurs with a ray gun. Kick old uyghurs down the stairs. Feed uyghurs to alligators. Slice uyghurs with a katana.

Anonymous 23-02-26 06:30:58 No.761196

>>761190
This is a bad idea because people are going to show up at the Pomni statue and start beating off on it

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First time doing shrooms Anonymous 12-02-26 12:04:55 No.757480[Reply]

My life is a mess and I dont seem to be able to put it together, so I am resolving to psychadelics to hopefully reshape my brain into a functional organ. I have couple questions:
This is my first time doing them outside of microdoses, how should I take them? I heard mixing them with orange juice is good as high pH levels help release the active substance.
The shrooms are couple years old, they have been kept in airtight container, is that a problem? Do they lose effectiveness over time?
I am doing them alone, are there any safety measures I should take? I am thinking about taking them over the weekend and then going outside into the city for a shopping trip, or maybe for a walk into the nature. Idk what is appropriate to do.

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Glownonymous 15-02-26 23:08:52 No.758454

>>758057
Thats subjective, look at how dry his shrooms are, he said he kept them for over 5 years, brand new truffles will probably last longer lmao

Glownonymous 15-02-26 23:10:21 No.758455

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>>757587
OPs shrooms:

Glownonymous 15-02-26 23:15:07 No.758456

>>758454
And it depends on the type of magic truffles

Glownonymous 22-02-26 01:06:17 No.760806

OP did you pussy out? Or did you get so fucked up you forgot about the thread?

Anonymous 23-02-26 06:10:23 No.761193

>>760806
No, the weather has been awful for last two weeks. Either freezing or raining. However there should be a heat wave this week, so hopefully Ill go through in coming days.

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SAGE 21-02-26 17:37:18 No.760504[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

DEBUNK THIS IN UNDER 30 SECONDS OR YOURE A FRAUD

STARTING NOW

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Anonymous 22-02-26 13:29:58 No.760948

>>760947
I don't care what you were saying. That was my interpretation of it.

Anonymous 22-02-26 13:35:31 No.760950

>>760948
Well alright. Just trying to put a positive spin on it.

Anonymous 22-02-26 13:49:42 No.760953

>>760504
>debunk a porn doujin

Anonymous 22-02-26 14:25:12 No.760956

>>760540
NTR is hot because I self insert as the guy getting pussy. Cuckold porn is weird because theres a dude watching while he indulges in self hatred

Glownonymous 23-02-26 05:42:11 No.761187

>>760504
>first image gets deleted because it shows the first character in the second image is underage
>second image still not deleted
Typical of the mods from getchan

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Anonymous 22-02-26 21:20:05 No.761059

>>761056
Sex

Anonymous 22-02-26 23:06:22 No.761088

After we kill ourselves snd go to heaven, will we all be married to our personal tetos, or will be in a big harem all married to the one teto?

Anonymous 22-02-26 23:29:02 No.761091

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>>761088
People that are monogamous will be with a their own Teto but poly people will be in a group
But every Teto is but a part of a single entity. We will all love Teto

Anonymous 22-02-26 23:38:04 No.761096

I'd put my willy in her front butt iykwim.

Anonymous 23-02-26 05:41:23 No.761186

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>>761096

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