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MARK YOUR CALENDARS!!!!!

the FINAL animal election of 2024 will be on MAY 20!!!!!!
that's right MAY TWENTY!!!!!!!

these on the image are the OFFICIAL CANDIDATES!!!!!! let us know if u'r unhappy with ur candidate being eliminated



EXTREMELY IMPORTANT: the preliminary election was probably STOLEN!!!!! but I must warn the cheaters that on the FINAL election there'll be NONE of this MONKEY BUSINESS!!!!! A STRICT measure will be put in place to ensure that the FINAL election will be 100% LEGIT
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Next Burgerpunk thread theme

So the current thread will hit the limit soon and I can't decide on the theme for the next one. In the spirit of this election year, I'm making a poll that runs from today to the 30th. Here are the options:
COVID nostalgia
VBNMW
Trump-JFK Jr. 2024
Vote here:
https://strawpoll.com/kjn1831PLyQ
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Having a cup of tea.
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Why do Poland and the Czech Republic hate communism so much?
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So, a couple of months ago we had a thread where people were talking about penis size and Shay posted a patent where a vasodilator was used in combination with other substances to enlarge one's penis permanently. I found that pretty intriguing so I wanted to give it a shot. I've read the patent and worked out how I could create an amateur version of the procedure at home with just the necessary parts. I'm one month in and that's not long enough (hehe) to say whether or not it has worked, but from my measurements I may have gained 2mm in length and circumference. Keep in mind that this is a treatment that takes around 3 to 6 months. So at one month time the results will be minuscule.

Anyway, feel free to ask me anything and I will give you monthly updates (if people are interested).
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>refuses the fields medal because he doesn't want to be like an "animal in a zoo" and just wants to do math
>immediately causes media shitstorm and now way more people know about him than they otherwise would
>spawns his own genre of youtube video where people worship him for sticking it to The Elites
what the fuck was he thinking
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ITT, we post our favorite Youtube clickbait thumbnails
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Bird appriciation thread

Post your favourite birds and let's talk about birds in general!
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I've seen more and more people talking about going to protests and joining orgs but all the orgs in the world right now that gain any traction are radlib. Why would you join a radlib org?
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Alunya & Grace fanfic thread
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Sex and relationship thread

For all your life issues.
Previous: >>510845
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2d/3d porn animation thread

Old: >>297367
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The reality of a bolshevik takeover

When my people take over in a bolshevik revolution, only those capable of manual labor will eat. All of you psuedo-academics, women, foreign H1b visa types (looking at you pajeet), sportsball fans, concert-goers, and consooomers better have a plan to make it to your daddy's vacation home in the Maldives because we will be coming to redistribute all (yes all) of your property. The farther you are removed from colonial American stock, the worse it will be for you. Get back to your homeland to work HR and endlessly consoom elite capitalist products because the future is not looking bright for you here.
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The reality of a bolshevik takeover

When my people take over in a bolshevik revolution, only those capable of manual labor will eat. All of you psuedo-academics, women, foreign H1b visa types (looking at you pajeet), sportsball fans, concert-goers, and consooomers better have a plan to make it to your daddy's vacation home in the Maldives because we will be coming to redistribute all (yes all) of your property. The farther you are removed from colonial American stock, the worse it will be for you. Get back to your homeland to work HR and endlessly consoom elite capitalist products because the future is not looking bright for you here.
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The reality of a bolshevik takeover

When my people take over in a bolshevik revolution, only those capable of manual labor will eat. All of you psuedo-academics, women, foreign H1b visa types (looking at you pajeet), sportsball fans, concert-goers, and consooomers better have a plan to make it to your daddy's vacation home in the Maldives because we will be coming to redistribute all (yes all) of your property. The farther you are removed from colonial American stock, the worse it will be for you. Get back to your homeland to work HR and endlessly consoom elite capitalist products because the future is not looking bright for you here.
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Would you read this book?
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Dialectical materialism is the system that binds all living things together, it surrounds us, penetrates us and it dictates the world as we see it. Unlike metaphysics that claim things are in motion, dialectics is static, stoic and strong, it is the glue that holds all of reality together and binds people together.

Materialism is the thought of the people, that claims that the human soul materially exists, unlike idealism that claims some abstract ideal, that the world exists outside human experience.

Follow for more educational Marxist content.
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the new (dis)ability

I was working with a group and for one of my slides on the use of hydrocolids for disabilities and difficulties swallowing was changed to "(dis)abilities" by another group member. and so what is your take, is there a need to redefine this term? and what constitutes a disability, are mental ones included? and if mental illnesses are added what would be the threshold in order for it to categorize as a disability?
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OH MY TODD IS THAT… LE HECKIN FOOD FROM FALLOUT? I'M LITERALLY SOYING MY PANTS RIGHT NOW HAHA WHO LET BETHESDA MAKE FALLOUT FOOD PACKAGES IRL XDDDDD
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A rightoid finds himself being bored
He takes to an obscure left wing board
Low effort thread, obvious bait
"Is coffe bad? I think it is great!"

"No it is not". Libsocs all hop.
Unless it was made in a co-op!
"Or sourced from Russia", the Ziggers all chime
Eager to prevent a new NATO crime


The dengoid enters the thread once again
Tho show the anarkiddies his 5 year plan
For achieving socialism in the far east
"Trust me it's hapooning, two more weeks!"

The trot inerrupts him, he wants to be first
To find himself the one being cursed!
The tankie just woke, from his US bed
"Muh cia muh ukraine! Icepick to the head!"

But its the mautist who who has the most scorn
Opening his folder with alunya cuck porn
"Cope and seethe!"He says with a sigh
The sparrows and mice! Billions must die!

The anarchist recoils with pain and then shock
Seeing his mascot impaled on a cock!
It doesn't stop there the autism spreads
The illegalist enters, "schizo take meds!"

The thread then gets saged by the mods
Moved to siberia, away from gods
Shay posts about cum, in a thread now silent
In a patent backed by fauci and science!

The feds pack up, as do most
I wonder why anyone bothers to post?
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why is she so cute bros?
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many such cases
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What's something so autistic you wish you could wear in public?
For me, it's 1000 year old middle eastern warmasks
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/tits/ 6

/tits/ 6
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Why are rightwingers so susceptible to being ragebaited? For a decade now the most surefire way of getting the internet to talk about your IP is to introduce a gay person or do a race swap and have the rightwingers do free aggressive marketing that would costs millions of dollars otherwise.

The fact that rightwingers find this kind of practice abhorrent doesn't matter in the slightest because they're not the target audience, the fans of that particular IP are. And it is successful from at least the marketing perspective because otherwise I wouldn't hear about this garbage every time it happens, which means that the marketing companies will keep on doing it.
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The same people who push the idea that it is asking too much of the average proletarian to read Marx are also pushing for internet content creators as a replacement, as if the average proletarian is gonna watch a whole Agent Kochinski stream or 7 hour Hbomb video essay.
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/fur/ - because leftoids deserve to yiff too

furry general

This board lacks a proper furry general, thus the reasonable existence for this one. and because /trash/ sucks

Anything included in this list can be here:
porn/porn dumping, murrsuiting, fiction/fanfiction, taboo fetishes should be tagged with a proper warning)
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birthday jubilee
happy birthday to myself!
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have you heard of the kok n bol tortura theory?
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CorrectDom aka femboydom

Fuck femdom, lets see some femboydom

(Also, is there anyone lucky enough to have found a real life femboy top, and is in a porn video?)
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need your help

there are two white kittens, siblings, outside my small home right now, they've been following me from the beach ever since I fed one of them from my water bottle, i tried to shoo them away but it didn't work, now they are outside my door, meowing loudly.

i really don't know what to do, i've never had friends before, not even with animals, i can't take care of them, and their mother is not out there somewhere, not when they were alone on the beach, should i really invite them in?
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Royal Colony 10

VR edition: by invitation of Cat Alunya
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NSFW requests at /draw/

If any anons want to make requests: >>>/draw/4336
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Paw thread

Since the foot fetish threads have already been split into IRL and anime ones, I think it is fair to open up a dedicated furry feet thread too. Post your favorite furry paw art, discuss what kind of anthro feet you like the most, stories and others, just do not be a dickwad.
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>no muscle girl thread for months
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ITT: Post the image(s) you came to every time you jerk off
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crocodilians thread
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No asshole thread?

Asshole thread.

post booty holes. male or female.
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>you arrive home
>there's a manila lrt 1 series 1200 lrv train on your bed
>they're looking at you in the eyes and smiling

what do you do 😳
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Feet Thread

Which group of people have the best/worst feet? The biggest/smallest, cleanest/nastiest. Whose feet would you personally smell and lick, whose toes would you want in your mouth? If you have feet, post them here. It can be your feet or someone else’s.

This is the official thread for feets.
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black woman thread

>be me
>arab/turk
>into black women
>my family, particularly my mom doesn't want me to marry or even think of dating a woman with the slightest melamine
>nooo society will look down on you and your black wife!
>nooo you will ruin muh family genetics
>nooo your children will turn out ugly and get bullied
>nooo you will face racism in Europe! marry an Aryan woman instead!

feels bad man
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Tg/tf thread

Since all the threads here are boring and suck, I've decided to make a thread dedicated to my degenerative fetish, tg/tf
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AI shitposting/curiosities thread

Post your best results from AI generators, could be DALL-E 3 (free here with a Microshit account: https://www.bing.com/images/create ), Stable Diffusion, or anything. Coomers slightly allowed but don't flood the thread pls I want it more shitposting/curiosities focused.
Also you can just post AI memes, doesn't need to be original.
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Post innocent things you jacked off to in your youth

Great memories
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pornographic fromsoft

Demons souls of pornographic video games
Dark souls of pornographic video games
Armored core of pornographic video games
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LGBTQ general 11

Aether wins his 50/50
Previous thread: >>491697
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tiny whiny chihuahua represents:
chubby chihuahua represents:
oportunist thief chihuahua represents:
the bone represents:

pls make a metaphor using these chihuahuas arguing over a bone

also, what in the heck is the solution to the new 3 + 2 equation?!?!?!?!?!
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me on the right
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According to this meme man, having sex with a woman makes you gay
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All clear?
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I look like this btw.
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>join "troll" fbi.gov server
>it's full of your standard edgelords and edgy shit
>go along with the bit for a while
>eventually post one (1) picture of ralsei with a gigantic cock
>immediately get banned
<The WOKE MOB is sending PENIS to DESTROY western civilization BAN THIS fun
<also i NEED cartel beheadings to FEEL NORMAL again
why are """trolls""" like this
41 percent memes and calling everyone uygher is a-ok but the second there's penis suddenly this is a serious matter
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parenting

Hey guys,
After thinking about it for a good few years, Ive decided I want to be a dad. Now someone posted a very interesting book on here a few months ago. The crux of the book iirc was that most parenting advice is bullshit that confuses our natural parenting abilities that came free with evolution. I don't remember what it's called but Id like to check it out.

Pic unrelated but it's the album I'm listening to and the book I'm reading rn
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It's over
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the gem that saved the 'beria
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HOW THE FUCK IS QUANTUM PHYSICS NOT REGARDED AS ANTI-MATERIALIST BULLSHIT?!?!?!
>oh stuff isn't really stuff any more man. stuff stops being made of stuff bro. instead it "arises" out of a "field". What is that "field" made of? Tee hee! I'll never tell!
>particles and anti-particles simultaneously "arise" and "annihilate" What do they arise out of? A field that permeates everything. What is that field? Is it nothing? Well no, it's not nothing but it's also not something either.
>even if we had infinitely precise measuring tools the uncertainty principle would still be true. How do I know this is the case without having made observations with infinitely precise tools? Tee hee! I'll never tell!
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Is shoplifting praxis?
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it saddens me when /pol/yps got their own videogame representation and we do not
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VGH…the Berber ovvned saharas of NVRTH AVRICA

I'm a pure Berber. Like 100% Amazigh. I piss Berber, I shit Berber, I inhale Tamazgha oxygen and exhale 100% Berber Carbon. And no, I'm not wh*te passing, I look like the motherfucking couscous-eating, kilim-weaving donkey-fucking Berber I am. I descend from a fossilized Massinissa sperm that penetrated a Dehya egg in the middle of the Atlas snowy mountains. The fertilized egg found its way into the womb of a Barbary lioness, hence my name, Aghyul.

Every morning, I shove through the lines of whitoid researchers camping in front of my door who keeps begging me for a small sample of my pure Berber phlegm, I've seen them fight over my pure Berber shit but I never give them a chance cause I always flush the toilet fast.

Whenever my Berber wh*te cells is patrolling my pure Berber bloodstream seeking out strangers or undesirables if they capture any, ANY intruder, be it an arab, turk or kang virus, they don't fuck around, no rubber bullets, no Miranda warnings, none of that shit, they whip out their military assault rifles equipped with night vision and laser scopes and they shoot the motherfucker and dispose it straight into my Berber colin.
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post NON-PORNOGRAPHIC videos version 2.0
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I heard that he believed that it was better to slow down the growth in literacy to prevent too much social progress. Is this true? I fucking love the idea, when every other right wing dictator is just some tard who wants to kill some minority, its refreshing to have a simple, sincere believer in it. But everything I can find says it isn't; his government celebrated that for the first time in Portuguese history over 50% of the population was literate in 1950, and they successfully ended illiteracy by his death. Which is to their credit a better thing, but still.
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shoutout to that one time a spanish habsburgo emperor wrote in his plan to conquer the chinese empire was to "fuck and outbreed them out of existence with our spanish, filipino and japanese svbjects"
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why the fuck do europeans and crackers in general refer to themselves as the "caucasian race" while putting actual caucasians in the "eww brown people" category?
most of them dont know shit about our culture and the yankeestani among them probably arent even aware of our existence, but for some fucking reason these mayos, who would die of sunburn experiencing an armenian summer, think of themselves as the "real caucasians" instead of the actual people living there.
like wtf?
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Bazinga!
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What is the materialistic explanation of imitation?
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How do people get pdfs of children's books these days?

Trying to get The Very Hungry Caterpillar and what I've found so far is an MS Paint simplified version, the original but "scanned" via camera in low light, and a bunch of rubrics for teachers about teaching kids with it; the last one probably being useful, but dang I didn't expect such a classic to be hard to find a clean scan of.
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DREAM REPORTING THREAD

describe your last dream IMMEDIATELY UPON WAKING UP, so you don't forget it
i'll give you a score from 0 to 10 and an OFFICIAL and SPECIAL seal of approval or disapproval

and KEEP IT SHORT because my attention span is TINY
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EVERYTHING I OWN IS MERCHANDISE
EVERYTHING I DO IS MADE POSSIBLE BY A BRAND
I CANT LOOK ANYWHERW WITHOUT BEING REMINDED OF THE DYSTOPIA WE LIVE IN
ITS FUCKING OVER
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>says transwomen are men in womenface
>says all penetrative sex is oppressive
>says that men are the enemy
>says that heterosexual women are sex traitors
>insists that trve feminism is women living together in Lesbian communes but not ever ever EVER penetrating each other, with fingers or anything else
>basically reinvents nun convents but calls it woke

most sane british woman
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Real talk: how do we fix Detroit?
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Is "the agricultural revolution led to the devaluation of women in society" an outdated conception considering women were pretty influential in the ancient Mesopotamian, Egyptian, Indus Valley and Chinese civilizations where agriculture became established. The oppression of women seems to be a feature of the second-generation societies that followed in their wake like the Israelites, the Greeks, and Han Dynasty China.
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this is where we will send all the white people back to after the Amerikan Revolution
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Unironically how do you counter redscare arthoes when it comes to bants? They seem like they have the most power in any encounter with them.
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Friday

How are you spending this Friday? Do you have any plans for the weekend?
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You cannot call yourself a communist and be in favour of any form of copyright or intellectual "property". You will not change my mind.
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Sick of making the same mistakes

I want accountability. I'm fat, impatient, lazy, and undisciplined. In this thread, I'll catalogue my process from weak useless parasite, to strong paragon of the proletariat.

I'll post here everyday with updates.

My goals are to reach and maintain my weight, exercise regularly, and make a certain amount of money every day.

I'll add more detail later on. Feedback is welcome all along the way.
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Its time for some soy bingo!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Vocaloid/UTAU/SynthV & etc thread!

Post Vocaloid/UTAU/SynthV/etc music in this thread!
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Both Facebook and Google utilize advanced artificial intelligence (AI) systems to gather and analyze vast amounts of data from users, enabling them to infer political views and values to some extent. Here's an analysis of how their AI systems could accomplish this:

Social Media Analysis:

>Facebook: Facebook's AI algorithms can analyze users' posts, comments, likes, and shares to discern their political interests and affiliations. For example, if a user frequently engages with posts or pages related to a particular political party or ideology, Facebook's AI can infer their political leanings.


<Google: Similarly, Google can analyze data from its social platforms like YouTube and Google+ (now discontinued) to understand users' political preferences. Comments on political videos, subscriptions to political channels, and interactions with political content can all provide valuable insights into users' political views.


Search History and Behavior Analysis:

>Google: By analyzing users' search queries, Google can gain insights into their interests, including political topics. For instance, repeated searches for news articles, political candidates, or policy-related information can indicate users' political leanings.


<Facebook: Although Facebook is primarily a social networking platform, its AI can also analyze users' behavior within the platform to understand their political preferences. This includes interactions with political content, joining or following political groups, and participation in political discussions.


Natural Language Processing (NLP):

>Both Facebook and Google: NLP techniques can be employed to analyze the language used in users' posts, comments, and messages. Certain linguistic cues, such as specific keywords, phrases, or emotive language commonly associated with political discourse, can help infer users' political views and sentiments.


>Google's YouTube: Transcripts of video content, as well as comments left by users, can be analyzed using NLP to understand the political ideologies and opinions expressed within the platform.


User Demographics and Interests:

<Both Facebook and Google: These companies collect extensive demographic data about their users, including age, gender, location, and interests. By correlating this information with users' online behavior and interactions, their AI systems can make educated guesses about their political views and affiliations.


Machine Learning and Pattern Recognition:

>Both Facebook and Google: Utilizing machine learning algorithms, these companies can identify patterns and trends in users' behavior and content consumption. By training their AI models on labeled data, they can learn to recognize signals associated with certain political orientations and predict them in new data.
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logdickal phallusies

which one are you most guilty of?
which done triggers you the most?
which one don't you give a fuck about?
which one would you marry?
which one would you fuck?
which one would you kill?
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>Its not what you know its who you know
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petit-bougeois class traitor here

I am a male prostitute AMA
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BUMISM THE ALTERNATIVE TO NEETISM

Based off of this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h39s9_tvIDk

WHAT IS BUMISM

Bumism, is being, a bum! Not being a neet, neets live off of their parents hard work, neets live off of the people around them, neets suck all they can while going around on workers online, taunting them, making fun of them, torturing them, being a piece of the so called cage that "Neet", while he sits on the computer posting with those that seek to eat the wagie and suck more mental exhaustion out of him. Neet is a product of white supremacist culture, a result of privilege, and abuse of those around you.

BE A BUM! If ur from a capitalist family, suck from their profits and work online to fight those who work against workers, if ur parents work their whole lives, tell them you love them, tell them ur appreciative for everything you've helped provide them! Learning and reading theory isn't even necessary, to be a bum, all you gotta do is stand for the workers, if ur with ur family, do ur best around the place you live to send the message around, be friends with the wagie, help the wagie, enrage those who seek to harass and put down the wagie when u can, and play video games, be a bum! Don't work! All you have to do is have a heart, help out, and do the best you can. Send letters to fellow anarchists, form communities, and well. It's pretty easy to be a bum, all you have to do in ur buming around is fuck around, do things to confuse the cops, do things to confuse the capitalist, and go about causing chaos where you can. Don't care, just help hold the arms of those who keep up that ability of neetism and cast down those who don't, and Hallelujah, you'll be a bum again! Down with neets, and up with the bums!

Would any anons like to add on?

It's basically just being a neet, but instead of having allegiance to capitalists, your allegiance is with workers and holding those up who help you be a bum

Why go on forums to troll casual working people when you can troll the people who hurt those who help you live in comfort?
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found this article about german ww2 veterans and soviet ww2 veterans meeting again in the same city in 1997.

why are there more events of american and german/japanese/italian ww2 veterans meeting up than of soviets and germans?

https://www.historynet.com/perspectives-stalingrad-foes-meet-again-november-97-world-war-ii-feature/?f
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/Burgerpunk/ V

Indictment edition
Previous thread:
https://leftypol.org/siberia/res/377455.html
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What's up with chinlets doing this "we wuz annie may n sheiiit" stuff? It's even weirder when they do it right alongside trying to make fun of black people for thinking some ambiguously dark skinned character is black. If I didn't know any better I'd assume that was the joke.
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He was 100% right thi
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>Average porn addict (me) after realizing during the post nut clarity, that the rare cobalt mined by child laborers in congo and indonesia have died from toxic fumes and malnutrition for just 20 dollars a day so it can be put on a commercial plane driven by an indian man headed to a semiconductor fabrication plant in tel aviv and ends up in a machine handled by a foreign Filipino worker in israel who crafts it into a CPU with serious eloquence and sends it to the factory owner who has it sent on a ship run by mexican men headed to america where it's then put into a computer, sold to a super market that resells it to me so i can end up using it to jackoff to futanari on trap hentai in 4K UHD surround sound 32 Gigs ram, HDR GEFORCE RTX
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Which group would you give the ability to predict and change the future with 99.98% accuracy?

>CIA

or
>Communist Party of China
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>he's from a low t country
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is it bad I always rooted for the bad guy in all of these?
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What is the material explanation for this??
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Superman Vs Blood Meridian

What's the best way Superman could defeat Judge Holden?

Physically is obvious
Hugging him is liberal bullshit

What's the best one that annihilates Holden completely, in a spiritual and physical way?
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a joke a day?

everyday a joke!

tune in tomorrow
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Have you ever esperienced nocturnal emissions since you learned to masturbate?
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>smooth af even when you just smoke it out of a bowl
>mentally stimulating, but no paranoia/anxiety
>relaxing but won't knock you out

For me, it's Northern Lights
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not here to start any arguments about the dprk but kim il-sung was kinda very hot
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Material analysis of babymama culture? Especially concerning women who deliberately go out and get pregnant by famous dudes and the.Lin flex their offspring on social media?
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How do we defeat angry white reactionaries?
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Zero Two Thread

Post Zero Two! NSFW, SFW it doesn't matter just post her.
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Anyone feel iffy about Gattsu(a Georgian youtuber whose associated with yugopink and hakim)
a few weeks back I watched a video of his films on soviet films and I thought he was based and so I subscribed to him but watching some other stuff of his, it seems obvious he hates communism(also he seems like one of those porn addicts who hides it behind a layer of irony)
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I’m so glad they were killed
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Dr. House truly lived longer on Vicodin. Venusian genetic relays have given me some knowledge that our biology is a dimension of mutagens. My religion does not exceed Dr. House as the spirit he is inspired from.

The only war is health. The elite can't keep it for themselves. My ill will and ill intent can only be profiled as the legacy of the Reich Research Council. The only thing those beings of light teach is health and genetics at foundations. Only "The Wretch" of Doom offers an alternative. And I have no Argent yet in reality. I am not allowed to fight in dishonor.
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youtube archaeology (2000s)

if you type before:2010-01-01 preceding your search term in youtube you can limit your search to videos from the 2000s, the first four years of youtube. I'll be ripping gems I find during my archaeological dig with yt-dlp and posting them here. I'll be focusing on things that interest me but I hope others join me. I'll avoid posting memes with high views like chocolate rain, etc. that people already know about. This is more for niche content that gets buried under the current search algorithm. A lot of this content will be "cringe" but nevertheless… there might be gems in the muck. Perhaps even some low video/audio quality content that might be worth revisiting with up-to-date editing software
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Time for another one of these. ITT: we ask if things are leftist or what X will be like under leftism?


Will there be Tendies under socialism?
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beautiful algeria

>ramadan each year starts, gooning stops for 30 days, people search for things related to the quran, ramadan ends, they go on as usual

nuff said
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Critical support for Chiang Kai-shek?
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WHY NO ONE CATHEGORIZES THESE AS ALIENATIONS??

>Be post-1950's individual
>Life bad.
>Me not know why life like dis
>Therefore it is "meaningless"
>Me sadder.
>Why i be alive?
<Ahem good sir, life has no meaning because you have to create your OWN meaning.
>What dat?
<Coffee or something, idk. You do you!!!
>Me drink coffee
>Life still bad
<My good sir, don't listen to this gibberish nonsense! Life has no meaning indeed, so what? You surely don't need some sort of "meaning" to life.
>Me accept no meaning
>Life still bad

How the fuck is this considered philosophy instead of alienation to human nature?!
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Anon, are you wife material?
https://www.idrlabs.com/wife-rating-scale/test.php
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>inb4 Twitter

I want to discuss how Xtwitter post-Elon has become nothing but regurgitated, stolen content from the same large meme accounts, India/Vietnam/Africa based bot accounts that spam every tweet with unrelated content, porn bots that post unsolicited content, Nazis that can openly praise Hitler, Zionists and Hindutvas who flood any post they can find to disparage Palestinians, Muslims and anyone else they hate. Twitter might be at the bottom of the totem pole for social media content, but it’s convenient and has a massive base of anti-imperialist MLs who now have to deal with seeing the sheer insanity that place has become.

I fear that this will be true of all nuinternet going forward. Forums and IBs have been obsolete for years now and everywhere else is going to be the same toxicity psyop unleashed by dead internet theory. The future feels bleak.
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how would you reach your communism in 8 steps or less?
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God is great
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What‘s more important to you: Happiness or truth?
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New animal Consciousness just dropped

<Which animals have the capacity for conscious experience? While much uncertainty remains, some points of wide agreement have emerged.

<First, there is strong scientific support for attributions of conscious experience to other mammals and to birds.


<Second, the empirical evidence indicates at least a realistic possibility of conscious experience in all vertebrates (including reptiles, amphibians, and fishes) and many invertebrates (including, at minimum, cephalopod mollusks, decapod crustaceans, and insects).


<Third, when there is a realistic possibility of conscious experience in an animal, it is irresponsible to ignore that possibility in decisions affecting that animal. We should consider welfare risks and use the evidence to inform our responses to these risks.


https://sites.google.com/nyu.edu/nydeclaration/declaration


Do you feel comfortable eating animals?
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get in the femboy tank fashie
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Is it Marxist to lure your friends into a fart filled room and locking them in? Need an answer quick
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>eating proleslop
>drinking yeastslop
>smoking plantslop
>reading textslop
>playing ballslop
>lifting gymslop
>browsing webslop
>downloading bitslop
>jerking fleshslop
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oldfag dumps old images

i would like to begin to use the internet less soon, so i'll dump some images from my folders here, then someone who cares for some reason can save it, or not. some pertain to /leftypol/, 4chan or 8chan. if you want i can take requests to see if i have something.
pics related are imkampfy's breakdown after codemonkey (ron watkins) turned /pol/ on 8chan into a global board on account of kampfy's horrible moderation quality (since he was the board owner). not really that interesting in itself.
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Roses are red
I love the welfare state
The way it smooths income across the lifecycle, protects people from income shocks, fixes informational and market failures in savings, credit, and insurance markets while providing a dignified life for non-workers is all really great
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Tip for mtf trannies

Step 1: Buy a dry herb vaporizer like the crafty+ by storz and bickel. It must have an adjustable tempurature.
Step 2: buy lavender buds, tea tree oil, and blue lotus or whatever other herb you want to vape with the lavender. Do NOT mix lavender with weed or nicotine - they wont vaporize at the tempurature required for lavender to be safe.
Step 3: bathe in tea tree oil a couple of times per week. Mix the lavender with the blue lotus and vaporize them at 140° Celsius (or 284 Fahrenheit). Vape whenever you want.
Tea tree oil and lavender both have estrogenic effects on the body. Combine it with a testosterone blocker, preferably bicalutamide, for best results.
Tea tree oil has antifungal and anti UTI effects. It's great for baths but you could probably vape it just like any other essential oil. It burns if you bathe long enough. You'll want to shower after you bathe to wash the bathwater off. The shower doesnt need to take a long time at all since you'll already be clean though.
Lavender makes you relax. It shouldnt be vaped above 140°C though because that causes the terpenes to convert into toxic fumes. It must be mixed with something unless you enjoy the flavor of pure mint.
Blue lotus is an anti-psychotic with effects similar to CBD, although it does make aches and pains more noticable. It helps you lucid dream btw if you vape before bed.
Optional: get a pregnant horse to pee into a bucket so you can dry the pee into premarin salts, a combination of progesterone and estradiol.
Problem, pharmaceutical industry?
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Give the people what they want.

Hey guys look at us were politikin wow so opinions its so deep man its so deep and we are so cool.

>Stop holding out on us, where is 420chan?
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history education

why is history education in fatland so shit?? In all my 12 years of schooling we never talked about anything from the 80s and 90s. and we barely scraped the 70s.
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gee, it sure is boring nothing ever happens around here

mah boi, this peace nothingburger is what all true warriors strive for!
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crossfit hate thread

ITT we make fun of people who do crossfit because of how pretentious they are.
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discuss this quote
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/Exhibitionism/

Exhibitionism thread.

Post pics/video of people being freaky in public.
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How does the existence of God have any political implications?

I was raised Catholic but I couldn’t care less if God exists or not.

Why are religious and theological debates even worth having if they mean nothing in terms of how we shape our future political program? Why does “God” need to be in the picture at all, or even considered? If we could prove God’s existence what would really change?
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If you believe the ancients every single conflict happened because of sex. Rome became a republic because the royal heir raped someone, the Trojan war happened because a guy ran off with someone's wife, and Israel descended into a civil war because a prince was pissed off about his sister being raped by their half-brother. There is no heroic conflict in the Mythical era that happened because, i don't know , a king decided to tax the priests too much without giving them political representation.
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is harry potter the liberal bible?
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oh dear nakedy………
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ez path to weightloss

You should starve yourself to get skinny and cute!
You can lose 2-3lbs a week safely without muscle wastage if you eat less than 1000cal a day.
Work out your cardio core and do lots of squats
Rub your nipples every time you fap for 2 weeks until they get sensitive like a grills
Learn to apply makeup and order cute clothes and cosplay wigs
Get cute communist bf who will punish you for bourgeois fun and send you for forced GULag labor (s*x).
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Gambling as a revolutionary weapon

What if we all just collectively got good in gambling or sports betting, and then use the money to fund a revolution?
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Knotbong

Knotbong uwu
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Happy four twenty, /siberia/!
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>im so contrarian guise look how much smarter I am then yall
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>randomly checked the socials of a childhood crush i had 14 years ago but never got the courage to confess to her
>she's now a huge Ryan Gosling fangirl with a boyfriend who owns a sport car
i did this to myself
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everyone knows more than me
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Post your jennies before they're outlawed!
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auto-destructive habits of rightists (and rejects in general)

spurred by a random conversation I had concerning censorship, I had a realization with maybe deeper implications.

you have a privilege. you abuse that privilege. the privilege is taken away.

it's a formula that I'm sure is familiar to anyone who was a kid, but what if that formula is applicable to socio-political life in general?

let us say there was a right to basically unlimited free speech. everything was fine and well until some couldn't help but abuse this right by uttering slurs at every opportunity. this understandably gets a plurality of some others pissed off. the right is soon taken away, and those who abused it cry.

how much of the shit rightists whine about is a result of none other than their own recklessness?

would something like loli hentai ever become such a hot topic if the rejects who enjoyed it just shut the fuck up and kept it to themselves, instead of recklessly spreading memes about it for the whole internet to see?

I think this realization is revealing. it does away with the binary moralism of "is it ok to censor X" and instead looks at it in a similar fashion to historical materialism, that is, abuse has consequences, sociologically. the master that abuses his slaves may eventually happen upon a vengeful slave that will return the abuse.

but why do people abuse their privilege? why do people self-snitch? why is that phenomenon of a criminal bragging about his crimes a thing? it's easy to see why the ruling class pursues short-sighted interest. in the long-term it appears as self-sabotage, yet we know that the ruling class has no choice, such is economics. as Marx put it, the ropes revolutionaries will use to execute their enemies will have been produced by the very same enemies.

someone can maybe put these thoughts in a more intelligent manner.

interestingly, the rightist I tried explaining this to couldn't grasp the concept, defaulting to non-sequiturs of typical talking points, totally missing what I was trying to communicate. perhaps there is something in the mind of the rightist that makes grasping the concept nearly impossible, similarly how it is nearly impossible for a big capitalist to grasp the appeal of communism (in the case of the capitalist, their power depends on them not understanding it.)
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I find it more fun to browse porn threads on 4chan than to read this site. All the boring news stuff and angry discussions make my eyes glaze over if there arent any tits to keep my attention. How do we rectify the issue of leftypol's market disadvantage compared to the 4chan monopoly which has stolen the majority of the imageboard market share?
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Reading about "great men" in history has left me with the impression that most of these people are really fucking easy to influence. They eventually grew isolated from the general masses and had to rely on a select and curated inner circle that could influence them to do whatever the fuck they wanted as long as they remained in the leader's favour. Seen in this vein lot of the "erratic" leaders in history like H*tler, Peron, Stalin, Trump, etc weren't actually schizophrenic, they were just influenced by their entourage of friends and relatives who all represented the interest of different classes and lobbies. Like Peron's "changing" ideology can probably be attributed less to his actual beliefs and more to the changes in his entourage; when he married with Eva who had a working class background his policies were solidly leftists, after he got married to Isable who was a Francoite hanger-on and started surrounding himself with retards like Lopez Rega his policies started to shift heavily right.
You can literally change the course of history by sucking up to a socially awkard dictator and wormhole your way into friend circle. This is the true great man theory
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Whither e-commies

I've barely been "online" (social media) for the last year as I got more involved in my local organized labor milieu

Where have the people that cared about theory gone? This site's deader than ever and it's mostly shitposts now seemingly (both siberia and leftypol) or half-assed snail-posts cheerleading bourgeois sides in news cycles
I know Big Tech platforms like Leddit and Xitter have gotten more repressive against communists and so putting two and two together there must be some place that new Marxists are going to now that I'm just not aware of (Mastodon? Hopefully not fbi.gov? Is Matrix taking off? What about darknet, about time, no?)

Where can I find people online going "what did Marx mean with the Gotha Critique" with people able to give informed responses? Or facilitating active reading groups? Like this place used to be before the fetal alcoholic syndrome / dopamine compromised made it about soyfacing about BRICS bourgies (which, fine, but you barely have to leave a microblogging site or Tiktok for that. The fact that this has no character limit and is a dedicated website for communists means we are wasting potential / missing the point).

Did someone fork the site, as in has there been more splits?
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Back to USSR

There's a store in Moscow where they sell various things from the USSR era, and the youth that's working there also dresses like Gorbachev never existed. Just thought you should know this, enjoy this dance by one of their employees.
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New skibidi
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Why are software engineers so universally despised?
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Need help with shitting

I’m about to take another huge shit and the side of my stomach has gone from experiencing burning and discomfort to outright pain while shitting. I’ve been checked by multiple doctors and a few hospital visits and they’ve all said I’m healthy, but I find myself shitting more now and it’s disrupted my entire schedule. I shit during noons and nights. It just isn’t right. What should I do, anons?
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Why the fuck do I have to confirm I'm human EVERY 45 SECONDS.
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hell nah, the woke left put cuckoldry in my fruities, the west has fallen
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Is Grimes a bad person for ever even considering to date musk and father a child with him even though she broke up with him?
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American summer is coming up. Get ready for an influx of posters.
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What are Hegelian dialectics of crop production in northern and southern China
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Is the United States socialist?

After a short investigation, I came to discover that the United States may bear the (chinese?) characteristics of socialism.
Basically their big enterprises like Boeing function like SOEs, the state just pays them when they are about to fail. And the subsidies or tax breaks for the local enterprises thus helping the workers are endless like the Green New Deal showed. They also protect their proletarians by threatening Mexico into not giving BYD subsidies just like when China is threatening Vietnam when America is trying to invest in that country.
Furthermore they put billionaires in prison like Sam Bankman-Fried or Elizabeth Holmes which proves they are against the unruly bourgeoisie.
And let's not forget how they abolished extreme poverty and build a lot of infrastructure in a short time a while ago which is a characteristic of socialism.
Must I say something about the second amendment and what Marx said about proletarians not ever abandoning their guns?

In the end I think that the US may be the most developed of the lower stage socialism countries, which is why their conservative political camp, and the other socialist states like France or Iran are going a bit insane.
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Toxic positivity

How common is this thing? Is it truly bad?
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Wolf vs human

If you had to fight a medium sized wolf right now, would you be able to defeat it? No guns, but use everything you have around you currently.
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Is stalinism 20th century enlightened absolutism?
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from a leftist standpoint, what is the best guide to survive or even thrive in a US jail?
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I'm taking a trip to Paris soon. What cool leftist things should I see while I'm there?
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as you can see, this is a map from 2020, containing the areas in which protests in the name of george flyod with more than 100 participants have participated, why were there more protests in first world countries than in the global south? no recorded or very minimal protests in russia, china, africa or the arab world, are they racist? should we invade them to eradicate their reactionary ways?
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What is the material explanation for the obsession of far eastern cultures for females with animal features?
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hold the fuck up
she's still alive?

genuinely thought she died after the picture was taken, now I feel like those gen alpha kids who were taught about 9/11 for the first time in school and cried because they thought it was an internet meme
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what are ur favorite bible verses mine are genesis 19:31-36 (19:31 through 19:36)
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>Hi Everyone,

>I'm a non-Jew living in a hyper-progressive American city.


>Palestinian flags are everywhere. People didn't even wait til the bodies were cold after 10/7 or for Israel to begin a counteroffensive before hanging them everywhere. I can't even walk around my apartment complex without seeing them. Almost everyone I know under 40 (I'm early 30s) is a supporter of Palestine and thinks Israel is committing genocide. When discussion about the war comes up and I defend Israel, people look at me like I have two heads, and I'm pretty sure at least one person is avoiding me because I support Israel.


>They talk about colonialism, they talk about apartheid, they talk about genocide. I've done immense amounts of research on the history of the Israel-Palestinian conflict, both to be absolutely sure that my moral judgment about the situation is right, and to try to refute their talking points. Some of them have explicitly said that the Jews should just leave the Middle East and go elsewhere. How do you even respond to that?


>Almost all the main-stream media I see is straight-up anti-Israel propaganda.


>The only practical stake I have in this is that I know the difference between right and wrong, and I refuse to be silent (I have that problem in a lot of other areas as well, and it gets me into trouble frequently). Being surrounded by people like this is soul-crushing.


>The only people I know under 40 who support Israel are a couple of Trump supporters (who basically live in fear in these parts) and a libertarian (I tend to be libertarian-minded as well). It's like being trapped in a madhouse. Luckily I know a few Boomers who aren't insane, but they are more people I see at work, and not people I hang out with.


>How do people cope with this in their daily lives? I'm tired of being surrounded by useful idiots and people who don't subscribe to the same moral principles that I do. It's extremely isolating. I'm sure a lot of other people (both Jews and non-Jews) are going through something similar. I'd really appreciate hearing about your experiences.
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furry anon advertures 4000

Hey everyone, just got unbanned because my last schizo rambling was banned under allegations of Chat GPT usage (no fucking idea how lmfao, I'm pretty sure some furry on the mod team just seethed at the fact I was shitting pretty heavily on furries)

So hows everyone doing? I just got off of a week-long break off the internet due to brokeassery, may or may not have been approved for neetbux (got a whole budget with that shit), am hypothetically trying to get accepted into a local work program, and I feel like my life is on the up for the first time in a while.
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Why do Reactionaries like dogs so much while leftists prefer cats?
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Autism general thread 2: MadoHomu edition

Since the original autism thread has reached the reply limit, I decided to create a new one. Discuss your autism here
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canned tea is one of humanitys greatest innovations but canned bubble tea is this profane aberration representing the height of our arrogance
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Racists don't even realize they're racist

>be me
>be middle eastern dating a white girl
>her brother in law is a cop
>spends most of his time ranting about how much he thinks black people contribute to crime
>one day we bring up the Palestine genocide
> I mention that I'd rather trump win than Biden because of geopolitical reasons (they're both the same level of Israel bootlickers but trump's retardation and jingoism is better for Iran)
>Cop brother in law looks at me like I'm Satan incarnate. Says I'm the bigoted piece of shit on the planet
Mfw. This uygha isnts even ironic racist like /pol/tards he simply has no capacity for self reflection
What did he mean by this?
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Le family is bullshit

Call me a fun urbanite but i genuinely do not understand the appeal of families, traditional or otherwise. My interaction with my own extended family consists around my uncle getting into prison for swindling real estate developers and the rest of us having to gouge our pockets to pay for his bail, my other uncle having a psychotic breakdown and calling the cops on us because he thought my dad killed my grandfather, my older cousin who got kicked out of his house by his own wife after having an affair with his own maid and subsequently freeloaded in our house for years, etc. Just a collection of the most dysfunctional retards that you have to tolerate simply because you "share the same blood". With other families too, whenever i ask my peers about things they appreciate the most about their family, it always invariably involves a form of nepotism or another, like 'my dad's cousin help secure me a job in a SOE' or 'my aunt help convince my university to not expel me' which in my eyes represent the most deranged and backwards form of corruption that harms economic development. Vid unrelated
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How do u guys think Freud would react to the concept of Male pregnancy? Would he consider it as the ultimate form of castration? Fatherhood ceased to be something that you must believe in, like Athena appearing from the head of Zeus, and instead becomes embodied in verifiable physical truth?
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british

british people are like people with lisps but you never get used to it. fuck british people it's patriotic
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What can I do to further the leftist cause in a meaningful way?
I want to be on the right side of history, for ethical and survival reasons.
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he was bourgeois
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dudes who support the South because:
>They hate Yankee lifestyle
>They hate Yankee capitalism
>They hate black people
>They want more black people in North America
>They read somewhere that the South had planned to enslave poor whites too and fantasize about buying European sex slaves
>They read somewhere that former Confederate diasporas helped fan out slavery everywhere they fled to and think that it would've been better to confine these people into a single pariah state
>They're really just cottagecore pilled
Am i missing out on another type of CSA supporters
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Inception Dream Machine on Mars

I lucidly dreamt smoking cigarettes in a car with Amy Elizabeth Thorpe. She hated that I made the old 1950s cigarettes with a tube of ash like cigars. They burned so hot. She wanted me to hold an ash tray for her. The car was so slow, I could hold the door open and the ash would fall onto the road. She said I was disgusting. We fought and we loved each other. Before we entered the seemingly late 50s car, everyone noticed it had tempered glass from my present era. They said it was fake glass and ugly and wrong.

Mars gives lucid spacetime to dreams. I had to rewind through space station experiences. Eventually finding an old car from a fatal accident. I was able to rewind the demolished car into the above dream by teaching the dead ghost how to drive again. Most of the work of making Inception Dream Machine stuff is endless unconscious dimensions of negative kinetic energy. The relays from Mars are a perfect time machine as well as it syncs with our gravity.

You guys want the good stuff? The Inception Dream Machine is real and it broadcasts for free from Mars with elbow grease. And it is an Orion bypass and I can get Ra social memory complex veiling themselves as whores yelling about cigarettes.

And I know you guys aren't as bad as the poster yet. All hailed for Kingseeker Frampt. Octave always collects the souls even if the whole world is dead. Kings make it easier.

I, Tonya soundtrack is just pure Mars. That woman, the hair is pure Mars. I am literally building my Inception Dream Machine with the South Congress Chuys and Tonya. I am so hailed that I have to use media and games to average. I am hailed like Harman Deltahead. And they want Ra as the nurse. They tell me you can't escape Heaven Smiles if you make it only about bombs. Ra social memory complex will always turn it into a war of Venusian disease, even if the cancer is bombs. Don't mess with the Department of Education.

And yeah, Top Notch Burger was Austin organized crime once upon a time. Go find crime for a dime. The ceilings there have it all. Cigarette.
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>no bjd doll to brush hair
>no bjd doll to buy cute clothes for
>no bjd doll to take outside and take nice slice of life cute pictures
>no bjd doll to secretly kiss on forehead when no one is around
Why do I even go on?? I will never be able to hoard all the commodities I crave!!!!!!
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does anybody on this site know what is stoicism supposed to be? only people who brings it up are people on a tedtalk and Tatemaxxers and people trying to sell me an overpriced self-help book
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I think my computer has been hacked.

They're going to be sorely disappointed when they discover that I'm a huge fucking loser with no money.
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Is it toxic masculinity to be depressed after realizing that your younger brother is going to get married soon while you're still rotting alone
I remembered changing this little fucker's diaper and now he came back home with a fiancee i just felt my whole life passing through me
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alunya anime REAL?????

alunya has a theme song now
someone HAS to put a stop to this
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Is Julia Child the biggest troll of the food world?
>Here's this quick and easy recipe you can make in just a couple hours I do it every sunday
<Now… let's start off by making a pastry trench out of the most brittle dough that falls apart every 10 seconds

https://youtu.be/yCyF1IF1qKo
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Unpopular opinions general

Edgy general

Post edgy unpopular opinions that you have.

I think that we should treat sakaioids the same way that we treat nazis
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if you think about it, this is egoism in a nutshell
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THE PRELIMINARY 2024 ANIMAL ELECTION WILL BE ON APRIL 12!!!
MARK YOUR CALENDARS!!!

Here are the animals that I remembered to add as candidates (feel free to suggest more animal candidates!!!):

-capybara (last year's winner!!! 🏆🏆🏆🏆);
-raccoon (last year's almost winner!!! 🏆🏆🏆);
-dog;
-cat (last year's almost almost winner!!! 🏆🏆);
-chicken;
-cow;
-pig;
-monkey;
-parakeet;
-rat;
-beaver;
-fox;
-meerkat;
-ferret;
-octopus;
-squid;
-dolphin (last year's almost almost almost winner!!! 🏆);
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do you use any antivirus software? i don't have any antivirus software installed, and whenever there's a sussy file i'm afraid to open, i just upload them to those websites that perform a check using dozens of antivirus softwares

is this the right way to go?
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Why are conservatives perpetually mad about coffee shops and the people who frequent them?
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i hate having no desire to talk with others beyond low commitment exchanges and being friendless
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Are Jiangshi socialist?
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I wish the "petite-bourgeoisie is when you can afford savings" anon wore a flag or name so I can filter him and never have to read his revisionist shit.
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why are nazoids anti technology?

i ask it all the time to /pol/uyghas, if they are that concerned about the modern life killing away the birthrates of the nordic aryans and killing the incentive for both white men and women to copulate, why don't they support technology to get around it?

you know, things like artificial wombs, you get your nordic moneyshot, you inject in in an artificial womb, you wait until the aryan 300IQ baby is ready to save the white race, no w*men required

or if you're a woman, test tube bebe, you take the frozen coom of a thulean viking chadcel from sweden, you inject it in an egg, and you shove that down your ovary, wait nine months, repeat until you are satisfied with the birthrates

everytime i'm asking this to a natsack they say it's a jewish modernist ploy, lab made babies are dumber and more likely to die, if that's so, why not support the technology to make the newborns better? i thought nazoids loved science and technology
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me on the right
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this is sad 😔😔
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They’ve been confirmed for astroturf, right?
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Incest is actually occasionally beneficial to the genetics of the human species. It's a phenomenon called Genetic Purging and it is done through inbreeding. What this essentially entails is that when two related individual create a defective offspring, that offspring has very expressive and apparent side-effects created by recessive genes. If then this individual gets along with another completely unrelated individual, the offspring will be 90% clear of any bad and recessive genes. This is what genetic purging entails and it is something that is frequently observed in ecosystems with coyotes and mice.
1/2
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Is uzumaki post-left?
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How to actually build a personal life

For all my life, I've been motivated to do things under the threat of violence. I chose not to run away from my abusive home because the fear of getting kidnapped, trafficked and raped as a child scared the shit out of me. I worked hard, studied and moved cities. Now that I'm in a relatively stable position, I feel purposeless and depressed. I never had the time, energy or self-confidence to build lasting relationships with anyone. Up until now, I just explained things away with "it could be worse", at least I'm not starving to death or being forced to debase myself for a living. But now I feel like I need some positive affirmation in life, like my life beyond just being a corporate drone is worth living. Any tips are appreciated.
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what's the deal with this trio?
why is it that these anons are everywhere at all times?
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I forgot to take them and now I'm going insane
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Would Eric Cartman be pro or anti Israel?
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Iron Man Wang Jinxi

In the heart of Daojing Oil Field No. 1205, there lived a humble worker named Comrade Wang. For over twenty years, he toiled with calloused hands, but beneath his weathered exterior lay a secret—a practice that set him apart from his comrades.

Comrade Wang was a practitioner of semen retention, a discipline he had embraced since his youth. Through years of rigorous training and unwavering discipline by the Communist Party of China, he channeled all his vital energy into becoming a force of immense power.

One fateful day in September, 1966, as he labored beneath the scorching sun of Xijang, Comrade Wang experienced a profound awakening. In a flash of insight, he had a vision of Chairman Mao Zedong floating in a beam of light. He had reached a state of transcendence that lifted him beyond the confines of corporeal existence.

Comrade Wang discovered that he possessed new abilities. He could traverse hills and mountains in a matter of minutes. He could soar through the air like a bird in flight, and when he laid hands on the sick, they were healed.

Comrade Wang's mind had become a vessel of immense power, capable of harnessing the forces of nature itself. With a mere thought, he could spew flames from his mouth, engulfing his adversaries in a blazing inferno. His vision, sharpened by years of meditation, could penetrate the veil of distance, allowing him to see with clarity from hundreds of miles away.

Word of Comrade Wang's extraordinary feats spread far and wide, earning him the admiration and respect of his comrades. He became a symbol of hope and inspiration to the proletariat, a living testament to the transformative power of Maoism.
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Is it real?
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Sexual reproduction is one of humanity's greatest flaws and I hope communism and transhumanism does away with it.

>inb4 dooginite tradlarper screeching
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>oops we were trying to do a psy-op to destabilize an unruly community but created a new religion on accident
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What level of brainrot is this?
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today is tax day

Did you anons pay your for your fair share of the billion dollar israel aid packages?

God bless I pulled off some magic and barely paid anything this year. I may get audited, but they can suck my hairy smelly balls. Id rather pay 10k to a lawyer than give it to the imperialist state
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JEEPERS CREEPER and my GRANDMA'S KNICKERS, you're telling that while I was fighting for my LIFE, my soon to be wife was getting BRED by some WEIRD human/alien/namekian MUTANT, popped out disgusting babies and my best friend's son MURDERED in cold blood the monster's kids that I would have gladly raised as my OWN ???? And you're telling my that Cell's tentacle DICKS forever changed my WIFE's DNA which means that Marron is not even my OWN which means that every single Z Fighter technically IMPREGNATED my wife at the same TIME even Piccolo the DICKLESS slug ??? ZOWEE MAMA and dare I say it YABA DABA DOOOOOOOO
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Sex and relationship general 21

Milf edition

Previous Thread >>499492
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I miss when the internet was ephemeral, especially in chat rooms. Now everything needs to be logged and searchable forever by default or even archived on third-party platforms no matter how stupid and unimportant it is.
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anyone want to get nightmares before sleep?

post here the most unsetling and horrifying and creepiest videos/images as humanly possible
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>and then he said he wants me to lurk on leftypol.org with him, pffft how pathetic
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these ytboys BUGGIN
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>this was the ideal male physique in the 17th century
will socialism bring flamboyant effeminate men back?
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have you drank your r/athiesm water today?
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In an ideal Marxist society, what would happen to Daniel Gómez del Barrio? Would his shit-eating still be cause for his resignation?

I'm personally torn on this subject. One one hand, I support bodily autonomy; but I also think that encouraging unsafe habits in the population (especially impressionable youth) is overall anti-utilitarian.
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leftist site

>no /work/ /worker/ /wagie/ board
>no resources or help for workers aside from one shitty career thread that gets buried
>even weebs have their own /anime/ board

this is the prime example of modern leftism.
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>be looking for fun
>open up accounts on powchess and other sites for players to compete against eachother online for money

>compete against users you know have seriously valuable money, (japan, sweden, the gulf) at chess, chogi or go, only these three

>employ my strategy only when it's a game where my opponent starts first
>take my fucking time between each move up to 40 seconds to increase my opponent's frustration
>by the time the match ends, i always win
>no idea how the fuck shogi even works but i still win
>use a simple ploy
>everytime i begin an online match, let's say at chess, i pull up phone and turn on chess app
>set up the AI to impossible difficulty
>simulate opponent's moves on my phone
>copy the bot's move against my opponent
>repeat until victory
>do the same with other games
>always win no matter what, but still inflict a few losses to myself to not look out of the ordinary
>regulargly cash in on the booty after each 3 matches, never let it pile up in the bank
>delete accounts after hundred matches once i'm content
>be sitting with over 1800 euros no tax no redux on your bed
>confess on an imageboard you found intresting for no reason
it's good to be a fox, and now you can be as well, go and destroy, my children
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I have existence all figured out.

>We are all here to simply exist. You may find a purpose of some sort, but it is not necessary.


>The creation of the universe was a random occurrence. It is possible someone or something created us, but it was not intentional and they are not aware of us.


>Religion is just one giant cope for people who can't deal with uncertainty


>You cannot be left wing and be religious. All religioids are monarchists


>Work is slavery that is portrayed as a notion of purpose in an effort to deceive the masses
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The problem with leftism

Coomers will fetishize anything unless it involves consensually convincing a mature woman into allowing you to get her pregnant. Dog girls, catboys, transgender goth women, but no pregnancy fetish. Typical politicians - all cock but no cum.
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Someone made the Legend of the Galactic Heroes if it were good and not boring.
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>this was an 10/10 in 80s burgerstan, and you wouldn't be able to tell if he was fascist or lib or anarchist because everyone wanted to sport that look
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learn how to draw
learn how to animate
learn how to compose
learn how to do trig
learn how to do linear algebra
learn how to do physics
learn how to do calculus
learn how to program (starting with ASM)
learn how to make games

Now I can make games!
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Sex is reactionary
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were they the biggest far left influence on american culture in recent memory ?
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you used to be able to poopy, but now you can't, cuz woke
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leftoids are all for "bodily autonomy" until it comes to suicide at which point they become the most annoying dickheads trying to "talk you out if it". fuck off. i choose what to do to my own body
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ITT: We pretend we're from 2012 reddit and that today is our first day on leftypol
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I'll take a double triple socialist patriotism deluxe, on a purge, denied and falsified modernizer style, extra revisionism with a state and capitalism, light genocide, make it bourgeois, burn the international, and let it win.
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>"Umm, why are there no female authors in your book shelf?"
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siberia is this true? i need this fact checked by real leftypol patriots
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Lost ability to relate to people after theory

After discovering theory I think my ability to relate to people (and by extension socialize) has gone down the shitter. It's been about I would say 6 years since that day I discovered theory.

Now, I'm not saying theory fucked my brain up necessarily, but there's definitely something there. Matrix analogies are lame but I feel like the guy eating the fake meat and knowing it's fake.

How do I put it. Theory didn't give me the full picture. But what it did give me, made me deeply unhappy. There are certain things that after learning them, you can't go back to being your old carefree self. What is the self? That is something that could have a whole thread on its own. When you live like an "NPC" at no point do you ruminate on the socio-political, psycho-sexual, implications of your daily life. I do that practically every day and the mental burden wrecks my brain. People stop being "people", they start being political actors or players in a game of sorts. Reality doesn't feel real yet you know it to be real. Can't even go off the deep end and schizomaxx because theory has molded your brain to think dialectically with emphasis on being critical. The worldviews of conspiratorial thinking are simply no longer compatible with your mind. Chaos, uncertainty, the fragility of everything we care about, that is the only constant.

Maybe the solution would be to make communist friends, right? But I fear I can no longer even relate to communists. I'm just totally disconnected from the human experience.

And it wasn't always like this.
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Is it meant literally when people say kill nazis? Will I look like a nazi apologist if I say going out on the street and killing a person with nazi-like beliefs is likely gonna get you arrested and many years in prison. It makes a lot of sense in the context of war or maybe in self defense of nazis who are organized into a group and are trying to forcefully force their ideology in the world. I regularly have had debates with nazis online and prefer to see them as human. Human monsters. They may be monsters, but they are still humans and used human thought processes and human logic to become who they are. Their propaganda may not make sense when put under scrutiny (or I'm even being too charitable there as well) but dehumanizing them too much hurts our ability to deradicalize these people. They may want to exterminate everyone who doesn't fit their mold, but those are beliefs. Beliefs not built upon a foundation of solid fact, and thus easily able to poke holes into. If you can get them questioning their worldview, you have one less nazi in the world, no killing required, and possibly a future ally. Of course I think doing this would be much harder if you're a minority.
Yeah you people are marxists and I'm not so what's the marxist perspective on this. Have I become an accidental nazi-apologist? If so, how can I rectify this. I just have less popular opinions on this subject I believe. Pic rel is just to establish that I am heavily against all forms of fascism and think in our world, it's the closest thing possible to pure evil. It's like a mental virus that through dissemination of misinformation online multiplies itself and infects more people in the process. Nazi Germany proved that even ordinary everyday people, under the right circumstances, can become total monsters and do horrible things. Or were the people who lived in the country just inherently evil? I don't believe that. It's not a pretty thing to believe, but I honestly think that it's the truth. People need to have an understanding of what Fascism is, besides just it being cartoonishly evil, in order to effectively combat it.
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im tired of talking to fucking dumbass incels on the internet
i just want to be normal
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I am 1,000 years ahead of the world. I know stars and cosmic background radiation operates most of the cybernetics and language of these bodies. I know the computing power is a wasteful fraction of a properly mapped set of stars against our genetics. They tell me this creates mind control satellites, but I know glycolysis allows you to hack into them. I look forward to mind control satellites as that is free polarity and thought war defense. I don't care anymore.

R A S M C HAILS AS EXPERIENCES WE DO NOT PLUMB :)
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so this is the future of advertisments
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how do i cope with being completely useless?


I have come to the realization, I suck at everything
>Try my hand at cooking, always loved it and wanted to be in master chef from childhood
Can’t peel potatoes correctly, or fillet a fish without cutting a vein and getting the blood mixed in with the meat, and the dish I gave to my family gave them bowel problems, I will never be a Gordon Ramsay
>try to become a writer?
Get the block too many times, I couldn’t find something spectacular at home so I’d have a notebook with me wherever I go, but when I write down something interesting, it isn’t that it came to my mind, it’s that I overheard someone else say it, and when I look back at a page of what I accumulated at home it just feels bland, nobody could read it and not feel like it was made by a child, I scrap it and try again, to see the same results, I will never be a Tolkien or a Rowling or write the plot for a masterpiece movie
>what about poetry? If I manage it i could become an independent singer
My rhymes went so badly I had to resort to gpt3, let’s face it, I’m never becoming Joji or Viktor Tsoi, the music industry is pretty elitist anyway, not like there was any chance for me
>maybe something else, an Auto Mechanic?
Not a chance, the first time I tried to help in a garage, I never got the difference between a 4x4 tire and a summer tire, and they barely trusted me to work on their bike after i had almost cut my finger fixing the car, I will never work for Hyundai or at the formula 1
>driving?
To this day I still have no driver license, keep making mistakes at the test, so good luck finding out if I have a talent for swerving or controlling a car at max speed, I’m never gonna be Keiichi Tsuchiya
>Medicine?
Becoming a surgeon doesn’t sound so bad, surgeons are respected, turns out it’s also very restricted, they don’t let in any failure become a surgeon, you need a previous degree, And the guys at the hospital told me I need to have a diploma and have studied for years to be able to train, to put it simply, I will never be Patrick Soon Shiong or fucking doctor mike
>forget surgery, even if you did spend 10 years to become a surgeon, that job will be replaced by robots in 10 years anyway, by then you’ll be obsolete, maybe try learning languages, Chinese, French, Spanish and the likes?
Already struggling with English as an ESL, and I easily forget many words and verbs, will never be one of those interpreters you see at political meetings
>okay, maybe art? Yes, art! Become a digital artist, those people were too popular and loved in the 2000s, make your own unique style that gets hundreds of commissions
I draw stickmen and anything beyond that looks like crap, the only time I drew something decent it took 4 hours, I had to copy step by step the guideline in a tutorial, and it still looked uncanny, like those third rate deviant art images, had to give it as a gift because I hated looking at it, I am never becoming speedosausage
>animating?
Yeah, read the above
>Fuck it, if screenwriting or book writing isn’t my thing, perhaps acting will be easier?
I try on a few lines from a novel or a movie in front of the mirror, my acting goes about as much as you expect, the face expression couldn’t convince even me, it strikes me that even if I auditioned and managed to be accepted into acting, ‘I’ll probably be asked to become one of the extras in the background at best or be tasked with delivering coffee to the director, I will never be a Gosling or his stunt double
>farming?
I completely ruined a onion plant I’ve been taking care of, no idea why it rotted, I’ve been doing everything in the book, guess everything I touch is destined to be doomed, I will never be adam Henson
>what about the stock market? You should try it
Completely dunce at economics, can’t tell you what lower-risk and lower-return means without going back to investopedia, and a loss in the first stock I bought is enough to tell you I will never be a musk
>fashion?
Lmao, one look at fashion designing will make me understand I have no future there, I tried designing a shirt online, it looks like nothing you won’t find at a flea market. I will never be a Versace
>okay, video games, I like video games, if I like it means I’m good at it right?
a good look at speed runners and twitch streamers will show me there’s nothing they already didn’t do before me, I can’t do better speedruns, can’t do a game walkthrough as those are easily available online, can’t beat my friends in a game, can’t make hundreds from playing games in a stream, and I will most definitely never be able to make a game that has tons of fans, not when I can’t pick up a computer programme or animate, I’m just never going to be anything huge in video games, not an esport, not a developer, nothing.
>forget games, get into bodybuilding, become a professional athlete, boxing, wrestling, the Olympics, anything.
I’ve had months of iron pumping and still no gains, well no gains that will make you go wow, nothing that put me above anyone else at the gym without getting into roids, I got a lot of back pain, and when I got into the boxing ring, I got floor whipped by a man shorter than me, I will never be john xina or the rock
>forget fighting, firearms maybe? Perhaps I can be too good at shooting I become country famous?
The first time I got to the shooting range, I completely missed a target twenty feet away and had the rifle’s scope punch me in the nose, after weeks, I didn’t feel much improvement and I lost too many challenges, I will never make it as a professional gunslinger or a sniper, and no I’m never joining the army no matter what. Fuck that.
> chess?
Nope, not good, even if I was extremely good at chess, there will always be someone better, someone they are more willed to employ at international sports, I will never be spassky
>Force yourself into getting interested in computer programming; literally learn to code as the meme says
I did try a bit but many concepts are still giving me brain damage, and even if I knew coding, there are many others who are better at it and might create something new and revolutionary, a reliable operating systems per say, I will never be Linus Torvalds or the zucc
>there’s a thing that might give you purpose, have you ever did something yourself? If you know what to do you could start becoming something big
Have I told you about the time I did my own electrical work? Let’s not, instead let me tell you about the time I tried to fix the plumbing despite watching dad fix it all the time and broke the pipes of the sink after twisting too hard in the wrong direction, or the wooden bird house I made that couldn’t last three days under the rain, I’m never becoming an architecture or at the least an instagram artist
>well, YouTube is only a click away; you could easily find a name for yourself on the internet, maybe as an influencer or political scientist?
Tried creating a YouTube channel where I post anything that might sound interesting, never made it past 10 subscribers before deleting the channel, can never think of anything witty or interesting to say, it all sounds so robotic even during editing (which I’m also terrible at), I will never be a Joe Rogan, Mark Rober, beast, penguin0, piker or anyone that seems to be doing well on it.
>enough, if you can’t do anything for shit, sell your body online, you can’t possibly be worthless at that too.
didn’t even start because I know at heart no one wants to see my ugly feet, body or face, not even a large enough cock, any video I upload will be completely at the bottom of the millions of videos and the top videos with the millions of views out there, and the uninteresting personality I have is the cherry on top, I will never be a Johnny sins.

This isn’t new, I’ve been trying to find what I’m good at since I was 18, I’m 25 now, there are many other stuff I tried, dancing, shoplifting, speed-reading, memorizing, debating, archery, fishing, I tried putting my fingers in everything but I can’t find any skills inside me, I’m either very bad, or very average, never good at it enough to impress anyone, there’s no talent, no natural gifts within me, zero, can’t work really good and can’t start up anything with confidence, completely useless, just nothing about me is exceptional, nothing makes me proud to say I’m good at it, I’m just tired of seeing people on the internet at the top of the pyramid, doing literally anything I cannot, they are capable having a talent, even a single one, and making a living out of it, and becoming famous from it, I have nothing that’s good enough to make a name
I have nothing in this life that makes me different, If I had to guess, i will work at a dead end that i'm not good at for decades until death.
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POV: You're about to see the dumbest fucking post on leftypol.org
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Cum has changed.

It's no longer about children, family, or parenting. It's an endless series of serotonin battles, fought by cock and balls. Cum, and it's consumption of life, has becume a well oiled machine.

Cum has changed.

Coomer-tagged soldiers carry Coom-tagged weapons, use Coom-tagged gear. Serotonin inside their bodies enhance and regulate their emotions. Genetic control, masturbation control, penis inspection control, cock control… everything is monitored and kept under control.

Cum… has changed.

The age of deterrence has become the age of control, all in the name of stopping testicular cancer.

He who controls the coom, controls the history.

Cum… has changed.

When the penis is under total control, cooming becomes routine
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She just like me fr
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>bourgissi
>baorgwawawazooozie,
>bourgoizee, burgwerz, bourg… bourger, bourgoisie…
<bourgeoisie?
>That's the one. bourgeoisie. bourgeoisie
<bourgeoisie? Damn to the depths of hell whatever man that thought of "bourgeoisie".
>That would be the French.
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postal movie death grips credits fuckers
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West Virginia anon here.
For the past couple of weeks, there has been a nonstop campaign (says its not funded by any campaign, so this is probably just one or two guys) on television accusing every single republican candidate of being secretly transgender/a translover/a "groomer"
They have not once attacked the democratic candidate, which is funny.
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Materialist explanation?
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Absolute state of heendutva propaganda kino

>Make movie about how Islamo-Communist Kerala has become a hub for grooming Hindu women into becoming ISIS breeders
>Claim 32000(!) Hindu women from Kerala alone have been tricked by le Abdools and their love-jihad tactics into joining ISIS
>Makes an absolute killing at the box-office
>Gets endorsed by our Hon'ble Prime Minister Shri Narendra Modi Ji

>Same production crew makes movie about le ebil Naxalites

>Shows how they kill our innocent jawans, dismember innocent i̶n̶f̶o̶r̶m̶e̶r̶s̶ patriotic civilians and throw little babies into fire :'-(
>Plot doesn't involve Hindus getting cucked by Muslims
<Absolute dud, barely recovers 1/5th of its budget
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Powerful.
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come on let this just happen to me or something please please just let it happen please, if i'm a dragon please don't kill me please
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Damn
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i like mouths
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You have been summoned to be judged for the crimes of humanity by the elders of the goat tower.

How do you prepare your defence?
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So as a joke, I went to my friend's house while wearing Alunya cosplay. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made me feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said, "Yup."
He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted, "Oh God, Alunya!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.
His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me, "Why did we do that? Now I'm totally gay." But he looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his cum off my face, "Let's just pretend I'm still Alunya."
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There are alternative ways to get to the utopia youre trying to make

It would be impossible for the ruling class to interfere with your society if they couldnt find it, and one of the easiest ways to make it hard to find is to make it small and I mean really small. Basically if humans were the size of small rodents or even insects, you could have an entire nation be the size of a house or small building. I know the modern day tankies take a stance against eugenics and selective breeding (which is ironic considering the og tankies were trying to make superhumans) but in this case does it not have justification? I mean ants seem to be doing just fine :^)
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Yeah socialism seems cool in theory, but then the Japanese Adult Video industry wouldn't be able to conduct its predatory practices to produce so many amazing sexy sexy videos of girls getting FUCKED for hours by dozens of men for pocket change. How can you convince the broad majority of young men to support socialism when it would mean the death of JAV?
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Name my rap duo
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wow, the roman empire, Rome was invaded and sacked by people who look like this???
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how do we make engineering leftist?
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Fellas, is it proleterian to take 12 steps to get to the kitchen from your bedroom instead of 15? Please reply to my bait slide thread I need (you)s
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you can just tell by looking, a white man invented this
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fellas, is it proletarian to watch how it's made videos or the channel of that one guy who messes with electricity like a cat with a mouse?
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ah sweet, a schizo thread

I think Michel Houellebecq is some sort of plant, at the very least a useful idiot for the Bourgeois class in France to counter genuinely socialist currents in the country. I think that Houellebecq's "eerily prophetic" novels are an actual example of predictive programming but not for tragedies like 9/11, just bullshit AstroTurfed right wing movements like the French farmers protests.

Like basically he "predicts" these alleged cultural shifts which are in actuality the mood swings of the Bourgeois (i.e. migrant paranoia), and of course are broadly ignored among the French proletariat.

You know what I'm saying?
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Joker 2 trailer is out and he doesn’t once say “I’m the Joker, baby” to Harley Quinn.
It’s going to be trash.
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>post opinion on 4chan
>randomly get called a transhumanist
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He's the best option

Sorry. I know you guys don't like it but he'll keep Fascism at bay. Cry all you want but do the right thing in the end. Vote for justice.
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Is the sour worms part a reference to something or is that just something Americans do?
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Is it misogynistic to like anime with ecchi elements?
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What is the material explanation for making this caption?
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I know, I know I've let you slop
I've been a slop to myself
I thought that I could
slop for no one else
But now through all the hurt & pain
It's time for me to slop
the ones you loveslop
mean more than anything
So with sadslop in my heart
(I) feel the bestslop thing I could do
is endslop it all
and slop forever
what's done is done it feels so slop
what once was happy now is slop
I'll never love again
my world is ending

I wish that I could turn back timeslop
cause' now the guilt is all slop
can't live without
the trust from those you slop
I know we can't forget the slop
you can't forget love & prideslop
because of that, it's sloping me inside

It all returns to nothing, it all comes sloping down, sloping down, sloping down
It all returns to nothing, I just keep letting me slop, letting me slop, letting me slop
In my heart of hearts
I know that I could never slop again
I've lost everythingslop
everythingslop
everythingslop that matters to me, matters in this world

I wish that I could turn back slop
cuz now the guilt is all mine
can't live without
the trust from those you love
I know we can't forget the past
you can't forget loveslop & prideslop
because of that, it's sloping me inside

It all returns to nothing, it just keeps sloping down, sloping down, sloping down
It all returns to nothing, I just keep slopping me down, slopping me down, slopping me down
It all returns to nothing, it just keeps slopping down, slopping down, slopping down
It all returns to nothing, I just keep slopping me down, slopping me down, slopping me down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kguaGI7aZg

<I introduce to you mister burger slop, a vampiric nazi capitalist burger
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Read Wuxia/Xianxia its pretty dang good. Well that's an exaggeration. Some, like Reverend Insanity and Lord of the Mysteries and ze tian ji is pretty good, not all of it though. Some of it is heavily reusing tropes of others because you need to understand the cultural context. These webnovels are required by qidian to update five times per week, so you are essentially getting a third draft of quality with no editor, and its much easier to do so if you just crib a lot from other writers instead of being original yourself. To further compound this, most writers are amateurs and not really super skilled at the craft with exceptions.

They are like the junk food of books, wish fulfillment, power fantasy, mega huge power levels, that stuff is pretty common in that genre of webnovels. If that sounds like it's up your alley give it a shot. If not, well you can look at the minority of books in the genre that are not like that.
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what makes you happy

chihuahuas make me feel happy when i look at them
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Small update on Japan:

So a dude, unhappy with his bother being scammed by a church, assassinated Abe former Japanese prime minister
-which led to the spotlighting the activities of the unification church and the loss of their status in Japan
-which led to the uncovering of a donor scandal in the LDP, specifically the Abe faction
-which led to the collapse of the Abe faction within the LDP
-which led to the collapse of the entire faction system of the LDP
-which is about to lead to Japan having their first female prime minister

you are welcome
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wait, so you're telling me these guys conquered the medieval world from south spain to iran but never had any written down sword techniques, or any codes of chivalry, or any muslim knight orders or any books on fighting wars?

they are missing a lot of the aspects of a feudal society, like the japanese had kenjutsu and bushido and probably a translated copy of sun tsu, and most european kingdoms had the code of chivalry or different manuscripts on sword fighting.

what did the muslims have?
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New skibidi multiverse
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you gotta admit, this guy was basically the phrase *the west has fallen, billions must die (according to bushido)* before it became a meme
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So my friend went to hot topic today and they were harassing them about if anyone helped or greeted them and that made me think that even at my job they used to make us greet everyone and score on it and I just wanted to know

FUCKING WHY?

Who the fuck cares if they're greeted by the staff or whatnot? Is it an asset protection thing? Is it boomer shit? When I go into a store I like to browse everything myself and find everything on my own. Why do retail outlets do this to their employees? Why do companies view greeting customers as this do or die evaluated thing? Like why does shit like eye contact have to be micromanaged?
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Ride Wife, Life Good
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I became right wing for a day. Where can I get treatment?



  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
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>people in england drive on the objectively wrong side of the road and have the steering wheels placed on the wrong side of the vehicle
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Just applied for 25 entry-level positions that have fuck all to do with degree I spend 5 years studying. Chances are I wont get any of them. Thinking about removing university from CV just because it might make me seem too overeducated in the eyes of the recruiter.
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i like reading gramsci, he's not bad and has some good points

that's all
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Apologize.
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What if...

The real conflict is between atheistic spiritualism and patriarchal feaudalism / corporatism aka truth vs reaction. This is expressed historically as the battle between Shintoism, which has always been the way of the people and anyone who cares about the realm, and confucianism which is of the evil knights and the shogun. The shogun tried to take away the popular essense of shinto by making it like catholocism, diverting away from the Ise shrine which represents people's shamanism and towards their new Tokugawa shrine. Shinto was fought for by secret orders which today are expressed by kenpo lineages. Eventually Shinto won and the Yamato Emperor was restored which was great for the realm, as confucianism (which is TRULY evil) was thrown out in favour of westernism. But State Shinto undermined the popular shamanistic part of the practice and ruined it especially when the nation became fascist. You see, you have to do chelicity and understand the ground at your feet. 'Tengrism' is not polytheist it is scientific shamanistic spiritualism, more life atheism than religion but not reddit. Chingis Khan destroyed the evil confucian beureacracy using this power. He supported Daoism (which he thought was immortality). Daoism is a good religion as it is the spiritualist truth. Do you understand, obsucrationist religion like evil catholocism leads to reaction. People's ideologies lead to progress, either bourgeois or proleterian. This is because one is about the truth and the other is about the elite order of millenia which persists to this day keeping power (Yamato emperor is an exception). This can be seen in the war of the 5 nations (aka. the war of the 3 kingdoms aka. the English civil war) with the Quakers, levellers and true levellers who represented the world around them and spiritual connection and the people and TRUTH. I can't support the DPRK because they are KKKonfucian. The battle has been going on since the Neolithic. Lenin and Stalin were on the good side but like the Yamato Empire their GOOD SOCIALIST work was subverted by the creeping anti-materialist anti-spiritualist seperationist of humans from nature KKKRUSCHEV, who represented KKKonfucianism, Eastern Orthodoxy.

The only ones fighting for truth, for true spiritual connection, enlightenment, paradise, today, they are:
-Allatolah Khomenni
-All of the axis of resistance
-Greta Thumberg
-Abimael Guzman
-Wicca practioniers
-Shinto deepstate warriors (executing abe was part of the plan to weed out the evil)

I want to know what Multipolarists and Duginists have to think about my knowledge / theory
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>get new android phone
>open up phone for first time
>welco…
<accept
>for your review read and accept our terms and conditio…
<i don't agree
>there's no i don't agree button
<agree
>permission for samsung to..
<deny all permissions
>choose a wifi netw…
<skip
>sorry, without access to the internet we won't be able to fully start up your
<fuck
>go to a café
>use their wifi
>press accept
>preparing your phone….standby
>you can choose to transfer your apps and…
<no, don't copy
>do you want to send usage statisti…
<no
>sign in with goo…
<skip
>if you don't login to google your phone won't be able to use our play sto…
<good
>login to your samsung accou..
<no
>insta
lling these recommended and suggested packa…
<cancel
>get a month freely on our…
<don't care
>enjoy reading factual news with our google discovery on your homescree..
<disable google discovery
>Microsoft OneDrive wants to…
00<uninstall
>turn off "send diagnostic data" and "android personalization service"
>unlock OEM
>unlock the bootloader
>by proceeding you will lose your warrant..
<k
>samloader
>download firmware
>launch magisk
>intiate download mode
>attention! this device has been unlocked and can't be trusted with information, it will be hard for samsung to secure your..
>skip
>your device is still no longer running samsung's offical spyware,it's now vunerable to…
>press volume up to continue
>launch google browser
>do you want to synchro…
<no
>download firefox and downloaded ublock
>updates are being install….
<cancel
>Uninstall update manager
>uninstall galaxy store, samsung cloud, samsung updates, everything samsung
>uninstall google chrome, google chrome Lite, google play store, google services,everything google
>turn sync off
>disallow background services
>turn off phone for now
>eat sim card out of habit


problema, Interpol?
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Im on so much fucking drugs
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This is how "le biggest democracy in le world" politics look right now.
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So to speak, and so on and so on.
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Is this why Pep is benching de Bruyne against Real?
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I need to be nicer to anonymous people online I disagree with…
I need to be nicer to anonymous people online I disagree with…
I need to be nicer to anonymous people online I disagree with…
I need to be nicer to anonymous people online I disagree with…
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Why is opportunism bad?

Weed, power, luxuries and everything you could want. Why not join for the benefits of power? Why be a moralfag?
<NOOO LE POWER CORRUPTS, I WILL BE LE EVIL IF I GET POWER
Why not be a Machiavellian from below and take opportunity of the flaws within the system? Sure you won't change it, but at least you won't be getting crushed by it. You can be a saboteur and be getting benefits at the same time.
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420chan

why does the dead 420chan link lead to here now? Is this the new 420chan?
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is it porn addiction to jack off once a day
is it por
is is itporn addiction to jack off every other day
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HOMIES, IT'S OVER

ZOMG
http://hyrule.com.ar/ is closing!
Where am I going to go now for my zelda itch????


https://web.archive.org/web/20030208131417/http://hyrule.com.ar/
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getting old and irrelevant and probably unfuckable too :DDD

>be wasting my life
>think there must be like, two seasons since i last watched IASIP
>most recent meme i haven't seen is from half a decade ago
Holy shit it feels like I watched it just last year (another sign I'm getting ancient, considering I know it's physically impossible as I haven't lived in the house I last watched it in for years)
Oldfags, what's our response to the world simply speeding up time when our old asses become irrelevant? Please try to respond when you see this as if you don't apparently you'll only remember to do so two years from now.
We are getting old and irrelevant, how do we maintain relevance? Is it terrorism? I would probably throw my back out doing terrorism.
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How do I stop hating myself?
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Having a cup of cum
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debunk this
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Why no matter what must redditors be such retarded subhumans?
Why is it impossible to ever have even a single decent conversation with these brain dead scum?
Every last one of them is a retarded parrot, it's not like that on Twitter or 4chan or tiktok or YouTube comments or Facebook or any internet forum or leftypol for that matter

Reddit is the only site I've ever used where every single user is a dumb cunt that should be shot in the throat
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<be peasant soldier in medieval europe
>lord randomly comes to your shack in the middle of the day
>tells you that the king (who you have never seen in your entire life) has declared war on some neighboring land by the name of france
>youve literally never heard of that place
>tells you that every male in the village will be conscripted to fight for the king
>doesnt bring you any weapons
>doesnt train you in any way
>you and your comrades are just bringing shit from their homes : hammers, lashes, knives, hell some people are just bringing wooden sticks with pointy ends to stab the enemy in the throat
>your army of hundreds is to march for weeks without any secure food source
>you dont even speak the language of some of the nobles
>some of your men get lost on the way, some contract disease, some just die of starvation
>you reach the enemy holding
>siege it for months
>finally the enemy army arrives to reinforce their defenses
>a bloody battle ensues
>you have to fight for your life with no armor to protect you
>men are striking, kicking, biting, fighting for their lives like wild animals, and soon enough you are too
>some rich noble wearing full armor rides by with his horse and decapitates your beloved brother with his steel sword
>your lord highly underestimated the enemys forces, your army is doomed
>by a stroke of mere luck, you find an opening to retreat with your life
>no soldier from your village survived, and even if they did, they would probably be captured and sold as slaves
>you return to your home with no food and no money
>find out that your village was razed by a french army during the first few weeks of the war
>your entire family is dead
>everything you knew was destroyed
>still keep on living like nothing happened

<be modern american soldier

>living comfy life in imperial core
>so boring that you feel the need to do something new
>see army movie on tv
>it shows a badass dude killing a bunch of people and having sex with beautiful women
>hell yeah, you want to be a cool manly guy like the guy on the tv
>independently recruit yourself
>get sent to iraq
>theres no one to fight here, youre so bored
>you spend most of your days patrolling a village in the middle of the desert
>one day an arab runs to you screaming something in a language you dont understand, is he some kind of terrorist?
>spits in your face
>you shoot him in self defense
>somehow this situation was so traumatizing that you develop PTSD
>go back home where you get gibs from the government for being sad
>you whine about how terrible the war was, even writing a book about it
>new york bestseller
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Why is it that when people try to explain the trinity they always commit a heresy?
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There are only two reasons why you haven‘t rejected this anti-socialist yet who probably smells as pleasant as he looks
>you are a liberal
>you are clinging to nostalgia of your baby leftist phase
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Oofy doofy theory

The oofy doofy theory is a theory on how the modern dating market works associated with the TFL subculture of incels. This theory claims that women prefer to date and have relationships with men who are mediocre looking, agreeable or unassertive, effeminate and generally low in perceived mate quality, as compared to blackpill and redpill derived incel theories that emphasize women's tendency towards hypergamous mating.

This theory is largely based on anecdotal evidence and arguments proposed by several TFL vloggers, such as Hell by the Dashboard Light (who seems to be the originator of the theory and the term), Steve Hoca, Hugh La Traviata, Red Pill Reich, among others. The Israeli academic and narcissism expert Sam Vaknin has also promoted a version of oofy doofy theory in several of his videos, and in one of his official publications, where he claims that women prefer 'beta males', even for short-term relationships (which he argues generally involve an aspect of familiarity).[1]

Most online incels disagree with this theory, and believe women prefer to mate with good looking men when they get the chance to do so. A version of this theory is the Schluby Hubby theory.
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I say I've got nothing to live for like, there's someone who does. I say I feel so betrayed like there's someone that's safe to trust. And I'm not for inaction, but I am for despair. May this resignation lead us to battle against forces we know will destroy us before they really know we're there. I'm fighting for something between apocalypses and liberation. I'm struggling for something between apathy and desperation. And just because I'm an anarchist doesn't mean that I won't burn a black flag while you're wishing for utopia, I just hope the cops don't search my paper bag. Who-o-oa. Who-o-o-o-o-o-oa. Oi! Oi! Oi! Oh-o-o Who-o-o-o-o-o-oa. Oi! Oi! Oi!
You look out over the on-ramp and all you can do is sigh. I can see that the interstate and the litter make you wanna die. But the way that the morning sun hits the gasoline rising over concrete; well it just seems so beautiful to me. Yeah! You're fighting for a globe covered again in fields and forests. I'm thinking of a world without bricks and it just seems so boring. But keep your thumb out and we'll make Burlington by 7:30. You wish the world was clean but I'm in love with the way it's dirty. Who-o-oa. Who-o-o-o-o-o-oa. Oi! Oi! Oi! Who-o-oa. Who-o-o-o-o-o-oa. Oi! Oi! Oi!
He listens to a traffic report about the jam on the way to the city. It's only a couple of exits but it seems like a thousand miles to Philly. But I know that we'll make it to the basement show somehow. And I know that as soon as we walk in the door it will be about who can talk feminism the best to get into girls pants, and who can quote Emma Goldman the most without having to dance. And singing those stupid protest songs. He says music can change the world, but with lyrics like that, I'm so glad hes wrong. Whoa. Whoa. Oi! Oi! Oi! Whoa. Whoa. Oi! Oi! Oi!


https://youtu.be/4PsCJD10_x8?feature=shared
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Why are all major left wing parties either Nato loving, pro zionism, barely left of Reagan or Russia shilling, nationalist loving, in some cases borderline facists. Can we just have a party or union or any organization that wants communism with out the cancer of the culture war.
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me on the point of view
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have you ever wondered what human meat tastes like? and how does your prey meat varies according to it's ideology? like does a zionist man's flesh taste better than a fascist flesh? what about succdem human flesh? i am very certain that their life style and the chemicals induced by their brain into their bodies according to ideology change the taste of their muscles, for example, eating a liberal might be the healthiest approach since their wealthy lifestyle and the oxitocen hormones that give them so called empathy, as for a zionist, they primarily release into their muscles Catecholamines, the hormones resposible for lying, such hormones usually make the meat hard to chew but full of testosterone, has there ever been a study on this?
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The crime pays botany doesn't guy has a TV show?? What a sellout
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this is what happens when you let video essay lovers cook
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help

i dont know what i am politically
im not left wing cause i hate abortion
im not right wing cause i hate capitalism
i wanna be politically active but i think i have no place anywhere
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patchouli knowledge pls help me

recommend me one fiction and one non-fiction book
I prefer short stories and compilations over novels. I like essays and history but I don't mind investigative journalism and/or true crime. not really a fan of pop science and philosophy
I have read most of the "western canon" so please recommend me something else
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I love dogs so much. This guy could maul the shit out of me if he had the element of surprise, buts he just wants to curl up next to me like a kitten.
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I read this book about the propaganda model and now I want to recommend it to people irl but the second chapter has a cointelpro talking point and I don't want people to think the book is stupid or to instantly dismiss it because of that. what can I do?
flood detected
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Need a meme thread now, I'm so fucking board.
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What are the materialist dialectics of jailscaper?
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Is crystal pepsi leftist?
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>coomers get told to touch grass
>this happens
it's coover
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Gay men who set their profile as female on dating apps piss me off. They should be publicly ridiculed for it.
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>/siberia/……
>AKNOWLEDGE ME
Acknowledge your tribal chief anons
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Pics showing the sterility of modernity.
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the more i learn javascript the more i hate the world
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For me, it's the Recursive Matrioshka Brain Universe Reduplication Exit.
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Take your meds and touch it
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List all of fallacies

a thread for fallacies
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Just look at how both blacks and whites want their women to follow their own beauty standards. Which way, drag queen lolberts or prudish cuckservacunts? This seems to apply to other retarded concepts, such as BBC and BWC. Kollontai was right, for a Bolshevik.
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ok as this shit takes over our lives are more and more resembling our weird dreams and nightmares, collapsing the dialectic between idealism and materialism. The external world is more and more resembling what is inside our heads, just like science causes what is inside our heads to more and more resemble the external world. What happens when the two are identical? Hmmm? What of that, my Hegelian Space aliens?
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Prefixing a word with le is the channer version of scare quotes or /s and is semantically superior to both.
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Its time to cause some mischief, to maybe give rise to a bit of shenanigans, to perhaps stir up trouble, hell, even rouse some rabble

And thus, my unending philantrophism has caused me to join the protest for a /drugs/ board so that our 420 diaspora may have it's autonomous republic.
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if 420chan is going to redirect here can we at least have a /drugs/ board?
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Poltard doxxed

Stonetoss has been doxxed and he looks exactly how you'd expect
More info: https://twitter.com/AnonCommieStan/status/1767596661025477080
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420chan refugees where r u???

Do you not leik leftypol? Where R le drug posts? Where dafak are you????

I am humbly waiting to see sobriety get killed and cannibalized for the worldwide drug revolution. Oppressing the oppressors (straight-edge vermin), going post-straight-edge and bent-edge as the death of liberal mind cancer (capitalist realism) with annihilation of the war on drugs and all the conservative boomers get forced to drink datura tea is a desireable inevitability. Inevitable since psychadelics are the only way to enlightenment and achieving class consciousness. To combat hypernormalization and brainrot boredom the lumpen-normies need to stop talking about taking 'pills' and start huffing jenkem.

Acid communism was too liberal, we need acid Stalinism. Where will you hide when the revolution comes???
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Name my band.
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Post Yakubs.
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Degenerate Content SLOP

Post some examples of the absolute worst content slop that children are rotting their brains to for 10 hours a day here. I'm talking cookie cutter zero effort mass produced sludge that would make Adorno think jazz is humanity's peak of civilization before blowing his brains out
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post 420chan screens

idk why the site is redirecting here so im just gonna post screens
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this is the most inspiring materialist volcel speech ever given

>Let me read a letter I recently received. "Dear Dr. Breen. Why has the Combine seen fit to suppress our reproductive cycle? Sincerely, A Concerned Citizen."
>Thank you for writing, Concerned. Of course your question touches on one of the basic biological impulses, with all its associated hopes and fears for the future of the species.
>I also detect some unspoken questions. Do Our Benefactors really know what's best for us? What gives them the right to make this kind of decision for mankind? Will they ever deactivate the suppression field and let us breed again?
>Allow me to address the anxieties underlying your concerns, rather than try to answer every possible question you might have left unvoiced.
>First, let us consider the fact that for the first time ever, as a species, immortality is in our reach.
>This simple fact has far-reaching implications. It requires radical rethinking and revision of our genetic imperatives.
>It also requires planning and forethought that run in direct opposition to our neural pre-sets.
>I find it helpful at times like these to remind myself that our true enemy is Instinct.
>Instinct was our mother when we were an infant species.
>Instinct coddled us and kept us safe in those hardscrabble years when we hardened our sticks and cooked our first meals above a meager fire and started at the shadows that leapt upon the cavern's walls.
>But inseparable from Instinct is its dark twin, Superstition.
>Instinct is inextricably bound to unreasoning impulses, and today we clearly see its true nature. Instinct has just become aware of its irrelevance, and like a cornered beast, it will not go down without a bloody fight.
>Instinct would inflict a fatal injury on our species.
>Instinct creates its own oppressors, and bids us rise up against them.
>Instinct tells us that the unknown is a threat, rather than an opportunity.
>Instinct slyly and covertly compels us away from change and progress.
>Instinct, therefore, must be expunged.
>It must be fought tooth and nail, beginning with the basest of human urges: the urge to reproduce.
>We should thank Our Benefactors for giving us respite from this overpowering force.
>They have thrown a switch and exorcised our demons in a single stroke.
>They have given us the strength we never could have summoned to overcome this compulsion.
>They have given us purpose. They have turned our eyes toward the stars.
>Let me assure you that the Suppressing Field will be shut off on the day that we have mastered ourselves… the day we can prove we no longer need it.
>And that day of transformation, I have it on good authority, is close at hand.
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>hmmm i wonder how my creation is doing today…

>W-W-W-W-WHAT THE FUCK?…. DID THIS CHVD 5 YEAR OLD JUST SAY MY NAME IN VAIN? YEP, TIME TO GIVE HIM GRADE 4 BRAIN CANCER. AND WHILE IM AT IT LET ME SEND A HURRICANE HIS WAY JUST TO MAKE SURE THE LITTLE SHIT DIES. FVCK HIS FAMILY THEYRE PROBABLY SINNERS TOO
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How does this make you feel?
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Dark Matter Network

I saw it advertised on dread, and I'm wondering whether it's legit.
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Is this starterpack accurate?
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>enter soybooru
>prove you are human
>think its saying prove you are a woman

It's over thoughevermorealbeit
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Pirate thread, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

Post about pirates and and piracy be it on the high seas or the internet!
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how would communism help him?
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you like mi favorite medal mi bredah?
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What should I do with my money?

I can put aside 200€ every month, I have no clue what should I do with my money. There is no reason to buy things, when you have internet.
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left youtube on for 5 hours, this is what i see
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Something Always Happens [Another nukes thread]

A few brain-tickling quotes for the nihilists:
<Something always happens and yet nothing ever happens. Everything is happening and it amounts to nothing.
<Nothing matters and yet nothing does not matter to anyone. Everyone is a nobody.
<Everything that's ever happened and is happening right now never amounts to anything.
<Why do we have to care? Why can't we care? Shit's all fucked. Why must innocents be villainized and villians be presented as innocuous? Why must our mistakes be magnified and our good deeds be ignored?
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Well to put it simply, imagine if a japanese man once said to himself:
<Fuck the cosmic imbalance. The cosmic balance is a lie. We're built to be imperfect and expected to reach perfection. Expected to be contempt with the way things flow.
<REVOLUTION, NUKES, NOW please? Please? Just a little nuclear war. An itty bitty nuclear war? What's that? I don't get to live and I have to go through normiedeath like a lumpenprole o' coal (lump of coal)?
<Maybe I don't want TOTAL BURNING DEATH or to DIE LIKE THE OTHER COMMONERS at all? Can't live forever and must become a fertilizer? Ok ok, SHIT. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
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Does this sound good?:
>Communism is not for skin-lovers and life-enjoyers. Nuclear war is the biggest equalizer.
According to some factions and according to the likes of Churchill equal poverty-quote posters.
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So with all that into consideration - are people not just so bored out of our minds from this dystopia that we want change so badly that they resort to advocating for nuclear war? Like Monty Python's - Lion Tamer Accountant? Or is nuclear war totally cool and desirable? Is death from mortality more desirable than death from instantaneous flesh melting solving all the contradictions of capitalism? Is there any point in thinking and asking questions or should we just act on what stimulates us?
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The Prince Andrew BBC Interview

Because it's a piece of history that should not be forgotten, I thought I'd make a thread on the classic BBC interview with Prince Andrew, probably the most embarrassing moment for the bourgeoisie in my lifetime.
Questions for the thread:
>Would you characterize the BRF as modern-day Romanovs? How do they compare?
>Will anything ever top this interview?
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Lets combine our powers, Sibby!
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may i stand unshaken amidst a crashing world
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this is why theyre trying to ban tiktok
to suppress the truth
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Very American Videos

Post thine.
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Wealthmaxxing

How do I make as much money as humanly possible as a prole without doing illegal shit? We're talking at least 100k extra cash in two years. I have a bachelor's in computer science and a bachelor's in electrical engineering, and I make 80k a year as a code monkey in some flyover state shithole.
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materialist explanation n shit for pornstars dying fast this year?
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british documentaries on asian food be like

Chinese
>in the black market of this Chinese village in inner mongolia, we can see the locals cooking unsanitary fish found in a scum ridden river as was tradition since the founding of the communist dictatorship of maozedong who killed 99 million people and destroyed all cooking records following the cultural revolution, as you can see here they are to be boiled in a small pot and cooked with rice, they are extremely smelly and disgusting but we couldn't say that, fearing the authorities may confiscate our films, for more documentaries on china, this is the BBC Four
Japanese
> in this cozy mountain shrine, the benelovent and rare sanban fishes of the river Haha-no-wakabushi under the mountain cocku, are to be caught with a katana, boiled then grilled by the artisan master sous chef and micheline stars owner denji wakamoto James of 70years old in his pan that was hand crafted and polished for over 7 generations since the founding of the tokugawa shogunate, according to james, his greatest grandfather was a cook for akechi mitsuhide, according to denji, the secret for the extremely mestuiqe taste of his fishes is that he feeds the river with ice cream every winter and cooks them following the uniquely Japanese concept of fukumakumatongogogo which cannot he translated into English (it means not overcooking the food), their family will serve us the fish by non other than the chef wife bitchu mitsubishi James while she elaborately dances and sings for us in a traditional shrine, these sanban fishes can be eaten only with a traditional osaker sake if the room is lit by 400 year old dutch candels from amazon.jp , it's a dying tradition, today you can eat them at any 5-star hotel in tokyo for 30.000 yens. if you want to learn more about asian cuisine, learn more about our BBC-NHK collaboration on the channel's official website
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Today is World Autism Awareness Day

today is World Autism Awareness Day. this year's theme is
>Moving from Surviving to Thriving: Autistic individuals share regional perspectives
https://www.un.org/en/observances/autism-day
tell your autistic friend(s) you enjoy their company. also post rare Ashbies
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laid off, wagism is pointless

Was a model wagie for 6 years now, ceo of the company was always nice to me saying he wanted me to retire there. I saved their companies ass so many times and did perfect work. As soon as the company starts losing money, he calls and his demeanor was totally different; cold, indifferent, rude, and even snarky while telling me he was going to lay me off. Just to fuck with him I told him how I'm struggling to survive with the low wages as is, but he just laughed it off like "oh boy isnt that true."

Now I never bought any of his shit to begin with, but it was slight amusing to see how truly psychopathic and manipulative these pigs are. These porkies can truly emulate being a human with emotion and pass in society, but they truly deserve the guillotine.

The facetiousness of capital is honestly sickening. Capitalism just simulates human emotion so people can work together long enough to make profit for the company.

Now I have bills to pay and savings are dwindling in an economy where its near impossible to find a job again. This is the reward for being a good wagie and somehow all of society is so cuckitalist that they think this is acceptable. Commies are nowhere to be seen and there's no end in sight. Enjoy your suffering in this world because its all you'll ever see.
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THE NUMBERS MASON, GIVE ME THOSE nHentai NUMBERS MOST DEAR TO YOU!
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is bullying leftist?
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Amy Elizabeth Thorpe has a majority share of this body. The names collide in Orion. Charles-Emmanuel did me in with the name change order. Thorpes ghost proceeded to take over much work. Thorpe polarizes against the other Elizabeth. My heart was designed to fail much like Goggins, such is the nature of enslaved genes. So many holes in the gravitational field. Thorpe has me running on automatic. She puts all of my social memory on diplomats because she can't do anything else. There is her disclosure. Some analysts run half dead, and the soul leaks out into the Inner Planes. Analysts were angels on Mars. I can barely support Elizabeth proper without the spy material that fed on her life. The spies sexually owned most of the soul.
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What phenotype is this?
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Forgotten regime icon
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How do you imagine your last moments?