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 No.529846[Last 50 Posts]

THE DEATHMATCH WEEKEND IS HERE!!!!!
ONLY 4 CANDIDATES WILL REMAIN!!!!!

Bird vs Capybara vs Cat vs Dragon:
https://strawpoll.com/XOgON1ee2n3

Dog vs Dolphin vs Fox vs Goat:
https://strawpoll.com/7rnzm1M86yO

Jellyfish vs Narwhal vs Octopus vs Opossum:
https://strawpoll.com/xVg7j3XwQnr

Platypus vs Raccoon vs Seal vs Sponge:
https://strawpoll.com/wby5Av6Y8yA

 No.529860

bird gang

 No.529866

>dragon vs capybara
>2 allies against each other
I would vote for dragon but I don't want capybara to get eliminated so I'll support the capybara coalition, even if it means sacrificing dragon

 No.529890

if capybara wins then the mascot will be called capytan(sounds like captain), or any variation like capy-tan or カピたん idk. capytan would be a captain lol

 No.529891

>>529890
nah it should be named "bara"-tan

 No.529892


 No.529900

>>529890
But it won't win, your days are over, capytalists.

 No.529912

File: 1714835543258.png (1.29 MB, 2984x1596, ALLIANCE.png)

Would Jellyfish be willing for a coalition with sponge, where we vote for each other? Or at least confidence and supply type deal.

 No.529933

voting guide for REAL communists:
-Bird
-Dolphin
-narwhal
-Seal

 No.530060

File: 1714866810786.mp4 (3.09 MB, 1280x720, 1714761917.mp4)

>>529900
>capytalists

 No.530087

File: 1714871578596.png (15.36 KB, 324x223, wawa question.png)

OP here. Only I can see the results, and in THREE of the four polls there are TIED candidates on top!!!!! more people need to voot!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.530088

>>530087
sorry i didn't realise it was a seperate topic, I voted now

 No.530137

>>529846
I thought the election was May 20 wtfff

 No.530156

>>530088
UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!!! i will NEVER forgive you!!!!!!!!!!! just kidding, it's all good

>>530137
this is not the final election, it's an elimination thingy to DRAMATICALLY reduce the amount of candidates

 No.530160

bird? what bird? thats like putting 'mammal' aint anybody gonna vote for that

 No.530180

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 No.530189

Down with KKKapybara!

 No.530202

▒▒▒▒██▓▓▓▓██▒▒▓▓▓▓██▒▒ VOTE JELLYFISH

 No.530235

>>530160
I voted for that

 No.530284

mods should sticky this instead of the old thread no?

 No.530285


 No.530376


 No.530391

>>530180
we should let the jellycels cheat their way to victory. look how hard they're trying, it's so cute

 No.530441

ONLY 50 MINUTES LEFT UNTIL VOTING ENDS!!!!!!!
FIFTY MINUUUTES

>>530284
no because it's not the final election, just a thingy to get the candidate count down

 No.530450

File: 1714966049595-0.png (44.12 KB, 888x558, DRAGON WON.PNG)

File: 1714966049595-1.png (44.04 KB, 890x563, FOX WON.PNG)

File: 1714966049595-2.png (43.59 KB, 890x560, JELLYFISH WON.PNG)

File: 1714966049595-3.png (49.7 KB, 893x564, PLATYPUS WON.PNG)

VOTING IS FINISHED!!!

The following candidates that PASSED and will be on the FINAL election:
-Dragon
-Fox
-Jellyfish
-Platypus

The following candidates have been ELIMINATED (!!!!!!):
-Capybara
-Cat
-Bird
-Dog
-Dolphin
-Goat
-Opossum
-Octopus
-Narwhal
-Raccoon
-Sponge
-Seal

 No.530452

>>530450
noooooo

 No.530453

>>530450
No way!!! This is an outrage! Capybara is consistently the most popular candidate, jellyfish supporters have rigged the vote!

 No.530455

File: 1714967001243.jpg (418.22 KB, 1935x1451, kftw.jpg)

>>530450
Total KOMODO VICTORY!!!!
chigüirefags seething!

 No.530483

File: 1714975848061.png (286.28 KB, 616x605, template.png)

>>530450
> everything I voted for ended up being last place

 No.530489

>>530450
KKKap "L" Bara is now resigned to the dustbin of history

 No.530497

>>529912
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 No.530565

File: 1715009191012.png (113.52 KB, 872x1200, ClipboardImage.png)

To my fellow vertebrate enjoyers saying we need to vote for Fox/Platypus:

I see you. I hear you.

But now is not the time for us to throw away votes on vanity candidates. Homothermy and lactation will have to wait until the next election cycle. After all, democracy *is* on the line and we can't risk having mammals act as spoilers and siphon of votes from the more electable reptilian candidate.

So check you privilege and start campaigning! This is the most important election of our lives!

VOTE DRAGON!!!

 No.530592

File: 1715011721321.jpg (16.61 KB, 220x261, Trotsky_portrait.jpg)

>>530565
Wrong pic

 No.530622

File: 1715015282839.webm (17.41 MB, 640x320, JF.webm)

To all jellyfish enjoyers, win.

 No.530656

The fight now is between Jellyfish (Palestine) and Dragon (I$rael)

 No.530662

>In 2006, the US nuclear-powered supercarrier USS Ronald Reagan was forced into an emergency reactor shutdown in Brisbane after it sucked more than 800kg of jellyfish into its condensers, hindering coolant from reaching the main reactors.
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2022/mar/11/jellyfish-nuclear-submarine-emergency-reactor-shutdown-brisbane-base-moreton-bay-australia
how do jf get away with it?
how do literally brainless biological plastic bags get to clog the war machine of the biggest empire to ever exist?

 No.530690

jellyfish are the ugliest things ever, just look up on a search engine's image section, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 No.530691

>>530662
Jellyfish are one of the organisms that found a niche and life cycle that just worked and they have been stuck doing it for millions of years.

 No.530693

>>530690
Yeah smh, how are we supposed to measure if their skulls are aryan or not?!?!

 No.530695

>>530690
I guess you've never seen a mirror

 No.530699

>>530695
Everyone sees their own face in the mirror, not yours.

 No.530706

File: 1715023876752.jpg (387.25 KB, 1374x915, lolmodo.jpg)


 No.530709

>>530565
Dragons are not even real, I'm not going to vote for a fairy tale.

 No.530714

File: 1715024893643.png (56 KB, 602x430, ClipboardImage.png)

>>530709
>uhm I don't know who needs to hear this, but dragons are not even real. If you look it up on Snopes, you will see how totally debun- ACK!

 No.530718

>>530699
Even sadder, since you still have to look at your own ugly face

 No.530719

Are siphonophores counted as jellyfish? What about comb jellyfish (they are not related to normal jellyfish at all)? Can they all link up and form the jellyfish JDPON?

 No.530724

>>530718
lame clapback tbh

 No.530728

File: 1715026426416.jpg (158.85 KB, 771x499, Komodo Dragon fax.jpg)

>>530714
First person who nominated dragon intended it to be mythological dragons, contest later changed it to komodo dragon.
Regardless the only type of person who'd vote in such an animal is the kind which enjoys watching live feeding videos of baby bunnies, mice, guineapigs to reptiles.

 No.530731


 No.530734

File: 1715026935566.jpg (163.72 KB, 997x604, 1714695982458.jpg)

>>530450
This is ridiculous! Capybara has been the most popular candidate according to almost all polls and then suddenly it loses? Something is up. Please put capybara back on the ballot!

 No.530735

File: 1715027076648.jpg (839.12 KB, 2592x1944, Parthkomodo.jpg)

> It has been hypothesised that this reproductive adaptation allows a single female to enter an isolated ecological niche (such as an island) and by parthenogenesis produce male offspring, thereby establishing a sexually reproducing population (via reproduction with her offspring that can result in both male and female young). Despite the advantages of such an adaptation, zoos are cautioned that parthenogenesis may be detrimental to genetic diversity.
With Grace-chan's recommendation, the Habsburgs of the animal kingdom.

 No.530742

File: 1715029073024.png (34.44 KB, 500x250, Oekaki.png)

>>530690
Sorry bro, didin't know the revolution was supposed to be a beauty contest.
Anyway, you're getting stung. Face the coral.

 No.530745

>>530734
The silent majority have risen to topple the corrupt kkkapytalists who, for much longer than they should, have run siberia to the ground. Turning one of the most prosperous boards of leftypol into a barren wasteland.
This brave demonstration is but a peak of the changes to come now that the masses have wake up!
Any attempt to demerit the completely fair and free elections is a futile attempt from the kkkapytalists' regime to uphold what little speck of power they still have.
We urge the extended leftypol community to support the righteous struggle of the siberian people to rid themselves of their brutal regime!
#SOSSiberia

 No.530746

Let's be real, the dragon only won with cheat votes from the jellyfish puppet master, they know that they couldn't defeat capybara in a fair vote.

 No.530748

>>530746
They killed the birds in the sky.

 No.530750

>>530746
that's also what I was thinking
>they couldn't defeat capybara in a fair vote
they would just cheat more votes in and call it fair

 No.530765

File: 1715033850660.mp4 (10.47 MB, 1280x720, Koronba - . Jellyfish.mp4)


 No.530845

>>530765
this song is too 🔥 to have been made by someone that likes jellyfish. a capybara probably composed this

 No.530854

>>530845
Capybara fans are too normie to know obscure music, of course anything they find they must put their grubby hands on to claim as theirs.

 No.531122

File: 1715111515028.jpg (204.22 KB, 540x533, CAPYBARA IS BACK.jpg)

due to the fact that dragon had almost NEVER beat capybara in a poll and due to public demand, i have decided to put CAPYBARA BACK ON THE BALLOT(!!!!!!)

 No.531125

>>531122
In addition to dragon or instead of?

 No.531130

>>531122
rigged election

 No.531144

>>531125
in addition to dragon

 No.531147

>>531122
Rigged

 No.531148

>>531122
Rigged

 No.531149

>>531144
If this happened to dragon no one would care, but when dragon outvotes capybara - capybara gets to come back

 No.531150

jellyfisher got capybara back in the game to fragment the vote against jellyfish

 No.531152

>>531150
Jellyfisher voted out capybara, why would they bring it back in?

 No.531160

>>531122
Rigged rodent gets immunity to appeal to memefags, nothing less expected from "electorialism".

 No.531166

File: 1715116448706.png (760.86 KB, 756x508, possum scream.png)

rigged.

 No.531170

>>531122
capychads we win again

 No.531221

File: 1715128450516.jpeg (11.64 KB, 300x300, capybara weed.jpeg)

>>531122
THANK GOD!

>>531149
Yeah, because no one cares about dragon, duh. Nobody votes dragon.

 No.531226

>>531221
>Nobody votes dragon.
<ignores that it won
<ignores that Jellyfish-tards hate dragon posters
Denial is not healthy

 No.531227

>>531226
Capybara gonna win again, its pointless to vote dragon.

 No.531230

File: 1715129596579.png (199 KB, 321x351, celebrating early.PNG)

>>531227
>Capybara gonna win again
Hope it wins third place

 No.531275

capybarekt

 No.531277

>>531122
democracy wins

 No.531375

File: 1715191941645.png (38.81 KB, 754x455, ClipboardImage.png)

In case you had any doubts about >>530565 now is the time to reconsider!
An additional mammalian candidate has been planted by big Medusozoa, in order to split the vote. Only a vote for Dragon can save democracy!

 No.531510

File: 1715218567541.mp4 (16.59 MB, 700x700, capybara vs jellyfish.mp4)


 No.531560

>>531510
kek. nice, official capybara campaign ad

 No.531561

THIS MESSAGE WAS PAID FOR BY THE POLITICAL CAPBARACTION COMMITTEE

 No.531564

File: 1715226386846.png (349.2 KB, 680x346, ClipboardImage.png)

>>530565
Everyone should vote dragon just to spite Capybara

 No.531582

>>531561
Is this the future you want for our children, jellyfishers?

 No.531656


 No.531910

>>531560
Thanks! Took a trilliom hours to make.

>>531656
More like smellyfish.

 No.531938


 No.531941

>>531938
beatiful

 No.531961

File: 1715303318472.jpg (103.93 KB, 550x326, chigüi-Ack.jpg)

Ingredientes:
2 kg. de Chigüire salado
2 pimentones rojos o verdes
3 cebollas medianas
1 cabeza de Ajo (6 dientes)
4 ajíes dulces
2 ajíes picantes
Cebollín y cilantro al gusto
2 Tomates
Aceite de onoto
1 taza de caldo de pollo
Sal y comino al gusto.

Preparación:
Desalado:
1. Se coloca la carne salada en un recipiente con agua por una hora.
2. Se descarta el agua y se pone a sancochar en dos o tres lts. de agua, hasta que se ablande.
3. Luego se saca, se deja enfriar y se desmecha o se pisa con una piedra (por eso el nombre de pisillo).
Sofrito:
1. Se cortan las cebollas, los pimentones, ajíes, y tomates en tiritas.
2. Se machacan los ajos, y el cebollín y el cilantro se cortan finamente.
3. Calienta el aceite de onoto y sofríe los ingredientes hasta dorar.
4. Luego agrega el chigüire desmechado y le agregas la sal, el comino y la taza de caldo.
5. Se revuelve bien, se baja la llama y se tapa hasta que reduzca el caldo.
6. Se deja reposar y listo para servir.

Lo puedes acompañar con arroz, yuca, casabe, tajadas o ensaladas, o mucho mejor: ¡¡¡unas ricas arepa con chigüire!!!

 No.531962

>>531961
meanwhile nobody can eat jellyfish because they're worthless

 No.531975

^
^
Chigüiroids proving that they're incapable to view other living beings as more than mere objects to be consumed by the bourgeoisie!
Chigüires are class traitors to the entire animal kingdom!
Death to KKKapytalists!

 No.532014


 No.532076

>>531938
looks like a shredded radioactive bouy ring

 No.532113

What beautiful animals. They are angels.

 No.532120

>>532113
Wrong. Plastic bag.

 No.532134

>>532014
>only capy, dragon, and jelly representation in the thread
Where are the fox and platy supporters??

 No.532159

File: 1715362796130.mp4 (36.85 MB, 1280x652, Vote.mp4)


 No.532160

>>531582
Absolutely, the West must fall.

 No.532214

File: 1715372178996.gif (19.14 KB, 498x280, holy-shit.gif)

>>532159
capybaras and dragons live reaction

 No.532220

File: 1715373365263.jpg (139.95 KB, 752x720, capybara.jpg)

>>532214
LONG LIVE CAPYBAR -ACK

 No.532243

File: 1715378647581-0.jpeg (15.17 KB, 562x546, soybara 1.jpeg)

File: 1715378647581-1.jpeg (17.57 KB, 284x284, soybara 4.jpeg)

File: 1715378647581-2.jpeg (19.67 KB, 650x472, soybara 2.jpeg)

File: 1715378647581-3.jpeg (32.39 KB, 445x689, soybara 3.jpeg)

File: 1715378647581-4.jpeg (43.17 KB, 498x616, soybara 5.jpeg)


 No.532279

File: 1715387571925.png (40.9 KB, 950x242, Komodo dragons.PNG)

Chat is this real?

 No.532283

File: 1715389149871.mp4 (16.39 MB, 1280x720, True_Komodo_FACTS.mp4)

>>532279
FAKE news pushed by kkkapybaras to smear the kind komodos.
In reality, komodos are very chill and love to play!

 No.532290

File: 1715389812916.jpg (102.86 KB, 428x642, KKKomodo.jpg)

>>532283
KKKomodos maul children.

 No.532293


 No.532300

>>532283
absolutely disguisting predatory animals
they deserve extinction

 No.532301

File: 1715391157728.jpg (681.88 KB, 1905x1905, komos.jpg)

>>532290
And what was doing that ruffian on the komodos' island? It was clearly a violation of komodos' sovereignty over their ancestral land, so let's not delude ourselves with such slander and miss-characterization of the facts! That scoundrel was no angel!
>>532293
Oh! So now they (the poor komodos) can't educate their children in their traditional ways? Sweetie, please, check your privileges and biased anti-lizard view of the world!
>>532300
Yikes! It's called the circle of life, my dear. Komodos are only fullfiling their role. Or what, would you prefer that those dears overpopulate and end up starving?

 No.532302

File: 1715391521831.jpg (226.92 KB, 907x861, Literal Hitler.jpg)

>>532301
>It was clearly a violation of komodos' sovereignty over their ancestral land
Literally no different from saying "muh property" and shooting kids who set foot on your yard. Only psychopaths could look at this and approve.
>their traditional ways
Reactionary, backwards savages.
>its the circle of life
Appeal to nature fallacy.
>would you prefer that those dears overpopulate and end up starving?
By the same logic of "billions must die" because of human overpopulation.

Conclusion: Social Darwinist Nazi
Go back…

 No.532303

File: 1715391823697.jpg (Spoiler Image, 101.3 KB, 900x1166, hitler_yelling_at_you.jpg)

>>532301
>Komodos are only fullfiling their role
Bonus: "I WAS ONLY FOLLOWING ORDERS"

 No.532304

Capybaras: We are so wholesome and funny not like the STUPID jellyfish and the EVIL IMMORAL dragons. They are all predators and should be EXTERMINATED!!!! We are unique and original!!!!! The DEMOCRACY that is the FOUNDATION of our great site means NOTHING to us as we are the most undemocratic faction and probably fascistic!

Dragons: We are cool and badass. We don't eat children and if we did they deserved it. Cycle of life motherfuckas. Capybaras are our prey we will eat them. There is nothing insecure about us! We depict ourselves as gigachads, Capybaras as soyjacks and jellyfish as wojacks.

Jellyfish: Life's good swimming in the ocean. Capybaras and dragons are materialistically Zionist and we can prove it with facts and logic. We beat them in debate every time and have strict party discipline. We read Theories of Surplus Value every week. We have gone past biologial needs and are now space jellyfish. We are who you should vote for. Vote progress. Vote Jellyfish.

 No.532305

File: 1715392915398.png (15.59 KB, 624x382, JPL.png)

>>532304
JPL approves this message.

 No.532306

File: 1715392994368.jpg (172.74 KB, 705x500, reptilian-stare.jpg)

>>532302
>Literally no different from saying "muh property" and shooting kids who set foot on your yard. Only psychopaths could look at this and approve.
Hmm, no. You don't get to twist the facts that humans are invaders and actively colonize komodos' land. They have a right to defend themselves by any means necessary.
>Reactionary, backwards savages.
Chauvinism.
>Appeal to nature fallacy.
Material reality. There's as much resources to sustain a healthy population of deers and other animals on those islands. Letting does deers engage in kulak-like behaviour would be detrimental to others animals.
>By the same logic of "billions must die" because of human overpopulation.
And they (firstoids) should! They are the main cause for the extinction of innumerable species and are also responsible to the current climate crisis that'll surely annihilate even more…

 No.532307

File: 1715393403508.png (253.93 KB, 392x281, Reptile Hitler.PNG)

>>532306
>humans are invaders
Hitlerite KKKomodos can't cohabitate. Not just with humans, with no other animals, not even their own.
>Chauvinism
For whom? For what? Didn't even write who I'm voting for.
>Material reality
Ah yes, we must cannibalize children to meet the scarcity quota.
>And they (firstoids) should!
Stage 4: Acceptance.
>They are the main cause for the extinction of innumerable species
DER JUDEN! Great replacement much?

 No.532308

>>532307
Def voting for the dragon

 No.532310

File: 1715394319565.gif (1.21 MB, 150x106, bloody-keyboard.gif)

>KKKomodos doing deer pogroms apologia

 No.532312

File: 1715396219707.jpg (139.14 KB, 973x458, Reptile gang.jpg)

Together forever and never to part
Together forever, we two
And don't you know, I would move Heaven and Earth
To be together forever with you?

 No.532320

File: 1715400252521.jpg (662.03 KB, 1600x1200, Kok hug.jpg)

Komodobros we won!

 No.532321

>>532320
>komodobros
>plural

 No.532392

File: 1715439738318.jpg (648.62 KB, 1156x650, RRNOV13_22-27Komodos.jpg)

The anti Komodo Dragon faction suffer from terminal slave morality. They will never be able to lead a revolution. Who tf cares about Komodo Dragons eating deers? Cry me a river you moralizing mammals. You can't defeat a cold blooded predator with kindness, what you need is a stronger, faster and deadlier cold blooded predator.
VOTE DRAGON TO BEAT THE CNIDARIAN MENACE!

 No.532394

File: 1715440456448-1.png (13.71 KB, 810x198, dragon voters.PNG)

ELECTION FORECAST!!!
We're only NINE DAYS away from the FINAL election, and:
-Dragon is up bigly!!!
-Jellyfish is doing well!!!
-Capybara is underperforming bigly!!!
-Platypus and Fox support is DEAD!!!

ADDITIONAL NOTES
Dragon's lead is very suspicious!!! It is odd how suddenly almost all Dragon votes are from Venezuela (and in past polls Dragon had no Venezuelan votes), and how it went up so dramatically. So it would seem like we have not one but TWO CHEATERS!!!

But I must WARN you again that it's going to be IMPOSSIBLE to cheat in the FINAL election, so y'all cheaters are wasting your energy!!! The FINAL election will have a RIDICULOUS measure that you are NOT READY for!!!!!!!! I have one clue as to how the FINAL election will play out: the animal with most autistic voterbase will win!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.532397

>>532394
Dragon is controlled opposition for jellyfish.

 No.532403

>>532394
>have a RIDICULOUS measure that you are NOT READY for
Not gonna join your fedcord server just to vote.

 No.532405

>>532397
Dragon is controlled opposition for capybara.

 No.532408

>>532403
There will be no fbi.gov server or any other glowy solution that requires more of your info, don't worry. The safety measure is so OUT OF THE BOX, so WILD that there's no way u'll ever predict what it is going to be!!!!!!!!!!!(!!!)!!!!!!!!!

 No.532411

File: 1715443555106.png (Spoiler Image, 24.98 KB, 850x593, Schematic-representation.png)

>>532392
>You can't defeat a cold blooded predator with kindness
<He doesn't know about the Jellyfish's plan in creating a controlled ecological catastrophe to collapse the West
Yeah you can say Jellyfish is kind, since it's doing a kind favor Juan Posadas could've only dreamed of.

 No.532422

File: 1715445638070-0.jpg (46.35 KB, 281x392, Jellyin.jpg)

File: 1715445638070-1.jpg (744.11 KB, 2708x1280, JF Books.jpg)

>>532392
>Jellyfish is when pacifism and morality
Holy shit read some fucking theory bitch ass lizard

>>532411
You will be stung by your genitals for leaking КМБ intel
FACE THE CORAL

 No.532450

File: 1715450107011.jpg (72.93 KB, 800x450, j3s9d77kisv41.jpg)

>>532422
>>532411
>I wasn't referring to capybara
>doesn't know what cnidarian means
Lmao what else should you expect from people who worship a brainless jelly that shitts out of its mouth

 No.532454

File: 1715451024624.jpg (120.77 KB, 797x447, Dragonjak.jpg)

>>532450
<I wasn't referring to capybara
No one brought capybara, retard.
<doesn't know what cnidarian means
It means you're shit-talking jellyfish.

>Lmao what else should you expect from people who worship a brainless jelly that shitts out of its mouth

Better to worship an immortal than a cannibal lizard, which from birth - rolls in its own shit to avoid being eaten by its parent.

 No.532464

>>532454
>Because larvae can’t survive the cold winters, the study suggests that this comb jelly species ramps up reproduction in late summer — when it might otherwise be counterproductive — in order to feast on its young and bulk up before winter
https://www.sciencenews.org/article/comb-jellies-cannibalism-young-food-prey-scarce
lmao. jellys do engage in cannibalism and shit with their mouths.
also is very funny how jellycunts like >>532304 project their behaviour of soyjacking/wojacking others when the ones doing it are they >>532220 >>532243

 No.532468

File: 1715453444366.jpg (207.71 KB, 742x622, Dragonjak.jpg)

>>532464
Difference being - jellyfish don't feel pain and have little to no consciousness to suffer during death. Unlike those lizards and their victims.
Not only that, but the example you gave is relatively no different from a person eating their own cum (literal clumps of cells playing Agario). As opposed to the grotestque, barbaric scene of komodo dragons in the image of Saturn Devouring His Son.
>behaviour of soyjacking/wojacking
So? More original content. Something dragon posters don't have.

 No.532487

File: 1715455216335.jpg (126.85 KB, 466x586, Jellyfish1.jpg)

>>532450
>Worships

 No.532498

>>532464
>comb jelly
They are not cnidarians aka real jellyfish they are ctenophores, a completely seperate type of animal, as seperate as a normal jellyfish and a KKKomodo!

Jellyfish moral superiority has been preserved. I'm starting to think that all this talk about jellyfish being 'mindless' is fake news in order to shut up jelly dissidents! We need to be careful about KKKapybara and KKKomodo (KKKapybara manufactured opposition) misinformation! I think maybe we can only trust Jellyfish media curators to hear actual TRUTH about how great Jellyfish are!

 No.532502


 No.532506

>>532468
>imagine being so mad you draw a whole ass new wojack with colors and details
Sad. Vote Dragon and so on and so on

 No.532509

>>532506
<Can't draw so cry instead
Git gud, scrub

 No.532510

>>532509
I will not participate in your deranged wojack games.

 No.532512

>>532510
Massive cope for lack of OC

 No.532555

File: 1715469248209.jpg (722.9 KB, 1499x842, candidate chart.jpg)

>>532312
underrated post

 No.532565

>>532555
<Jellyfish
<Individualist
Literally swimming in schooling. Even in the pic they're in a group. They are the bolsheviks (majority) of the sea.

 No.532580

File: 1715471237862.png (360.07 KB, 1010x673, the_original_dragon.png)

>>532555
>capybara attacking dragon
<how to destroy coalitions

 No.532582

>>532555
based. this is the only research I need. who would you leave your kids with, capybara, komodo dragon or jellyfish? the answer is obvious

 No.532585

>>532555
>ainmal

 No.532586

>>532582
If one of those had to defend you, picking capybara would be the worst option.

 No.532590

File: 1715472165679.jpg (191.88 KB, 1033x580, fixed.jpg)


 No.532594

File: 1715472406426.webm (11.97 MB, 360x360, leninhat_speech.webm)

>>532590
We musn't forget that not eating babies is revisionism and reactionary. However eating babies must be for the proletarian revolution alone, not for bourgeoisie fascist tendancies.

 No.532595

>>532590
wait, why is it good when jellyfish eat babies but bad when dragons eat babies?

 No.532598

>>532595
Because when fascists do it, they do it for a reactionary cause. When communists do it, it is for greater good.

 No.532601

>>532586
komodo would eat your kids before it defended them, and jellyfish would just turn into a blob. capybara are still the best option for safety. the child can run away while the capybara neutralises the intruder with their sheer chill

 No.532608

File: 1715473841076.mp4 (561.62 KB, 854x480, stung.mp4)

>>532601
Jellyfish can be weaponized for their sting while capybaras are useless.

 No.532610

>>532608
>jellyfish dies

 No.532674

>>532565
Schools are individualist, they punish you if you do your work together.

 No.533144

!!!!!!!!!! WARNING !!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!! WARNING !!!!!!!!!!

the FINAL ELECTION date is now MAY 18!!!
meaning that it'll be THIS SATURDAY!!!!

!!!!!!!!!! WARNING !!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!! WARNING !!!!!!!!!!

 No.533154

>>533144
I am feeling anxiety, what if jellyfish dont win? Has it all this effort of thousands of people have been for nothing? What will become of my life, my identity, my hopes and dreams????
I need a vacation to sort this though, get some time to think this better, alone, in a desert beach to the sea in some random third world country full of latinx and ponies.

 No.533168

>>533144
KAPY TODAY
KAPY TOMORROW
KAPY FOREVER
VOTE KAPY

 No.533199

File: 1715626237202-0.gif (2.84 MB, 360x202, o46rmocslyo61.gif)

File: 1715626237202-1.gif (1.42 MB, 220x141, komodo-dragon.gif)

>>533144
>jellyfish
>isn't even a real fish

<komodo dragon

<literal wyrm your ancestors feared

How is this even a competition?

 No.533202

I should take a break from the animal elections activism, this is draining ALL my jellyfish juice up. Gonna go some ballet, go disco dancing for a while, get that body shape i always dreamed of. Maybe even join some national milita in the meantime, or try to write my own blog. And most of all, try to dedicate my free time to the most important thing in my life. My beatiuful jellysfish.

 No.533239

File: 1715634795211.jpeg (17.5 KB, 600x511, coconut doggy.jpeg)

>>532565
bruh, they don't even got brains, they don't know what they doing. they're'nt among other jellyfish because they want to, it's because it's where they are. they don't help one another in any way

>>532580
literally when did dragon voters EVER show support for capybara?
CAPYBARA OR BUST

 No.533241

>>533202
I hear you and I see you. Animals just feel so toxic right now, they used to be my safe space but since they've been politicised it's like I can't even enjoy them anymore without someone telling me I'm wrong. Just take a break and center yourself and don't let the bara bros get you down, they are on the wrong side of history.

 No.533250

File: 1715635660923.jpg (1.08 MB, 4368x2912, fakeimage.jpg)

>>533202
I recommend birdwatching, it's very relaxing.

 No.533290

File: 1715644116763.jpg (Spoiler Image, 74.88 KB, 737x800, 540f410b2ae40a5d648dfd8824….jpg)

>>533250
i like looking at birds very closely

 No.533484

>>533154
>what if jellyfish dont win?
Then we start breaking shit bro.

 No.533794

File: 1715744469014-1.jpg (176.12 KB, 540x533, BIRD IS BACK.jpg)

MAY 15 POLL!!!
https://strawpoll.com/BDyNE8mVWZR

also:
BIRD IS BACK!!!!!!!!
and replacing fox since it's been performing much better in the polls before the deathmatch

 No.533800

>>533794
I have switched my allegiance to bird

 No.533885

File: 1715791715479-0.png (61.41 KB, 624x382, JPL.png)

File: 1715791715479-1.png (1.15 MB, 1140x1092, JELLYFISH PROTEST.png)

>>533794
JELLYFISH PROTESTS AND RIOTS!!
a horde of over 9000 jellyfish have began to protest in a movement against democracy, a large portion of which have began to use violence. The JPL also known as the Jellyfish Party of Leftypol has declared a militant status in a call for all out war against perceived "mortals".

The following message has been produced by the leader of the JPL Chervenkov Meduzov: (Translated from ~~~ ) THE MOVEMENT CANNOT BE STOPPED BY VOTING AND WE CANNOT RELY ON VOTING ALONE TO SECURE VICTORY. EITHER STING AND LIVE OR SLEEP FOREVER!

 No.533889

>>533885
The JPL has claimed responsibility for a series of massive explosions causing the deaths of over 29 seagull supporters of the bird faction with over 18 injured and the deaths of 4 parrots, as well as an unknown number of capybaras and komodo dragons possibly killed or in critical condition.

 No.533909

>>533889
I guess it doesn't matter to jellyfish if they kill children now, yet Komodos still are the bad guys right?

 No.533923

>>533909
~. ~.
>kill
~~~.
>kill children
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~? ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~.~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~.
>Komodos
ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭ଳ☭

 No.533943

>>533885
Chill, jello. Bird is probably gonna steal more votes from capybara and dragon than jellyfish

 No.534084

>>533889
9/11 for Aves

 No.534138

>>533794
Since both jellyfish and dragon are spammed just by a single guy plus S poster, this means birds won, right?

 No.534144

File: 1715845518926.jpg (70.64 KB, 736x736, zvmzhwfqfy0a1.jpg)

>>534138
>this means birds won, right?
yes

 No.534203

>>534138
>all animal spammers aren't just the same one or two guys
>there is no silent majority that doesn't actively perticipate ITT and will shift the coming vote in an unpredictable direction

 No.534220

>>533794
Where are the poll results???

 No.534231

>>534220
here they are. jelly is being sussy again

 No.534370

File: 1715916768734.jpg (113.66 KB, 600x605, ITS COMING.jpg)

ONLY 23 HOURS and 30 mins left until the FINAL ELECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.534371

>>534370
Looking forward to this novel new verification method.

 No.534377

>>534371
nah, jellyfish will win with 999 votes

 No.534385

>>534371
>>534377
you are NOT READY for what's to come!!!! The FINAL ELECTION will happen in a SHOCKING way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.534387

>>533889
>>534385
But i thought the JPL got rid of basically all the opposition?

>The JPL has claimed responsibility for a series of massive explosions causing the deaths of over 29 seagull supporters of the bird faction with over 18 injured and the deaths of 4 parrots, as well as an unknown number of capybaras and komodo dragons possibly killed or in critical condition.

 No.534427

>>534385
>>534387
I'm not sure why there is still going to be an election when the JPL is the only party which can actually run siberia. The other animals aren't qualified for the job and should probably be taken from the list tbh so we don't have so much confusion.

 No.534442

>>534427
>run siberia
you can't even run on land lol

 No.534543

File: 1715983209553.jpg (85.29 KB, 600x605, ITS COMING.jpg)

ONLY 5 (FIVE) HOURS LEFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.534639

>>534442
le mao true

 No.534649


 No.534661

File: 1715997468394-0.gif (2.12 MB, 498x278, tenor (1).gif)

File: 1715997468394-1.gif (2.09 MB, 498x278, tenor.gif)

>>533144
>Jelly fish gang Sunday night be like
(It's gonna be a 🧹sweep🧹)

>>534442
Come back to us when you can visit the marina trench.
Yeah that's right, stick to staring at fartballs in the sky.


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