No.524394
>>524393>A STRICT measure will be put in place to ensure that the FINAL election will be 100% LEGITWhat measure, may i ask
No.524396
>>524394simply kill everyone who doesn't vote for my favorite candidate, duh
No.524399
Can you put sponges back on? We need minority represention
No.524408
>>524399>NarwhalsOH XDDDDDD I DIDN'T KNOW THIS BOARD WAS SO LE RANDUMB!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDD BACON NARWHALS OMG XDDDD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc No.524424
>>524394they will use the Uenux GNU/Linux voting machines
No.524435
>>524433Narwhals are the most reddit animal. Even more than cats.
No.524440
>>524437and octopus is literally the most splatoon animal ever
No.524618
>>524394it is a
SECRET!!!!! We don't want the cheaters preparing themselves ahead of time
>>524399 yes, because i can't say no and make you sad. but this is the
LAST flip flop, because the candidates have already been decided!!!!!!(!!!)!!!
No.524620
Do we really need this many options? First three or five I could understand, but 16? Or maybe everything over 5%? Why did you choose 16, how does it make any sense?
No.524621
>>524393>the preliminary election was probably STOLEN!!!!!but like who stole it, there's 16 spots to win
No.524646
>>524621>but like who stole itBoris Yeltsin
No.524691
>>524394>What measure, may i askYou will have to vote in a skype call using your video feed and ID card.
No.524695
>>524691ID card? I had to show OP my cock.
No.525382
>>524620>>524621i was planning on only having 5 candidates, but it's likely that some of the top candidates stole the preliminary election, so I decided to eliminate less candidates so as to not make the legitimate electors upset
>>524695hey this was
EXCLUSIVELY for the sake of election integrity!!! u'r damaging our democratic institutions by letting our little secret out
No.526015
>>525853How do i see the results of the poll?
No.526029
>>526020Understandable, have a nice day
No.526041
>>526032 One of the few organisms likely to survive a nuclear war with no problems
JellyCom gang rise up
No.526116
>>526115It is not the first time that, with a battle song —
We defeat the enemies of the sunny Soviet land.
We carried a battle song in the olden times
Proudly on the Soviet bayonet!
No mercy for the bastards, and no salvation for the bastards.
Will they meet their fate from a bullet or a youth's bayonet?
We have asked the enemy: Have you not been beaten?
So maybe you're out of practice? Maybe you've forgotten?
No.526120
>>526118We bid farewell, bid farewell to Germany.
The embrace of our dear country awaits us.
Remember us, the soldiers of the Russian army,
Who were saving the world from the brown plague.
The tanks are departing home unarmed,
The crew has matured during military service.
If only the old “Slavic woman’s Farewell” march
Wouldn’t send us off to a front-line bound echelon.
Farewell, Germany, farewell!
Our dear fatherland awaits us.
The war fire has died down long ago,
We are parting as friends.
Greet us, Motherland, greet!
Live and prosper, country.
Having fully fulfilled our duty,
We’re devoting the hearts to Russia.
No.526121
>>526115Ladies and gentlemen, we need to rally for a popular front in defense of democracy. I propose a capybara coalition, once elected capybara will ensure the integrity of elections and craft a new constitution in partnership with all non weird and gross animals
No.526124
>>526121I was just kidding I voted jellyfish too
fuck your stupid capybara it's won enough times already
No.526131
>>526124It only won once but ok
No.526143
>>526133Those are just emojis
No.526178
OP HERE!!! Just a reminder that this last poll(
>>525853 )
WASN'T THE FINAL ELECTION!!!!!!!! it was just a poll to check how popular each candidate is currently, in case anyone mistook it with an election
EXTREMELY IMPORTANT: I now have
STRONG EVIDENCE that jellyfish is
CHEATING!!!!!!!!! The fact that this poll's result only went public
AFTER voting ended
CONFUSED jelly
FISHY poster, and they weren't able to (allegedly) cheat subtly this time!
Jelly
FISHY poster, what say you in your defense?!?!?!
No.526179
>>526178It's clear that capybara would be the winner without this rigging, therefore it should be declared the 2024 animal.
No.526180
>>526178Almost like the anons started voting after jellyfish was brought up on the thread
No.526201
>>5261976. Sponges filter feed bacteria with cillia and absorb the bacteria inside the sponge. This means they are more vegan than vegans.
7. Sponges can also be carnist. Some sponges like picrel are carnivorous and they trap small crustaceans in the harp part and digest them. These sponges are very cool and rare and understudied because of their rareness. But they will probably get intestinal cancer.
8. Sponges cum into the water and the sperm and eggs mix and match and then a spongelet is formed. This is what the balls on the harp sponge are for. This process is actually much more boring than the freaky and badass stuff jellyfish do but ignore that.
No.526210
Opossum squeaks by, hell yeah
No.526411
>>526200>>526184>>526183>>526180u'r funny, so i'm not going to disqualify jellyfish
FOR NOW!!!!!! u'r not going to be able to cheat in the
FINAL election anyway, because it's going to be
IMPOSSIBLE to cheat
>>526014Least handsome animal election vooter
No.526425
>MARK YOUR CALENDAR
more like marx your karlendar
No.526442
>>524394Whats going to happen if Jellyfish wins? Will the board be flooded with jellyfishes?
No.526454
>>526411You make me smile chihuahua poster, just want you to know that
No.526651
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>>526454 ❤
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ u make me smile so hard that my smile becomes a full circle around my face like in this drawing
>>526425 true
>>526639 it looks nice, but leftypol is my home, spam person No.526680
Can we have anoter vote to reduce the candidates?
I want to see the Jellyfish to win despite the amount of choices.
No.526934
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>>526665 ❤
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ this is an
ABSURDLY nice thing to say ❤❤❤ and u didn't even need to say it because i know when u smile because i'm in ur walls ❤❤❤❤
>>526680 it
seems to me like
u'r jellyfi
sh poster trying to get rid of the competition
No.527298
APRIL 26 POLL!!!!!!!https://strawpoll.com/BDyNElKVJZR❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ u'r be
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>>527094 ❤ aut
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ iful ❤
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>>526935 ඞ
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>>527091 if u'r an owl voter u may vote Bird!!!!!!!!! I have not created multiple bird candidates so as to not divide the bird electorate
No.527594
>>527528Why did the jellyfish voterbase collapse?
No.527677
>>527594jellyfish guy was epsteined
No.527746
ELECTION FORECAST!!!!!!!!!!!
-capybara and platypus are gaining A LOT of momentum!!!
-bird and dragon are doing well, but inconsistently
-raccoon, sponge and jellyfish support is dying (even though jelly is cheating)!!!!
-octopus, narwhal, cat, dog, fox, sea lion, goat, opossum and dolphin support is DEAD!!!!
ANALYSIS AND PREDICTIONS:
if these trends continue, and if jellyfish doesn't steal the election, then we're looking at a capybara reelection, OR a platypus election, making capybara a one term wonder!!!!!!!!
No.527807
>>527746Jellyfish bros, did we fly too closer to the sun? Wasn't our empire gonna last a thousand year?
No.527866
Capybara is BORING. Vote for an invertebrate!
No.527900
>>527866If you're against capybaras then you're against communism, because capybaras are the most communist animals. They're extremely social, they constantly invade "private property" and they have a lot of
séx. Meanwhile, look at who the invertebrate funko pop owners are:
>>527807 . Literal nazis.
No.527989
>>527900No I'm voting for ze Capybara!
No.528063
>>528061bruh I doubt it lol
No.528066
>>528063Believe me if you want. I will post left shoulder pic if jellyfish wins.
Site logo will go on top, immortal jellyfish will be below. In color.
No.528075
>>528066Try the same tattoo but as a temporary, renew it many times if you liked the look and then make it permanent(if you want) after some months later to avoid any regrets or a visit to the dermatologist asking for a tattoo removal(expensive af).
when I said to make it temporary here
>>527996, it was advise, really.
No.528162
A vote against Opossums is a vote for Ticks.
No.528700
MAY 1 POLL!!!!https://strawpoll.com/wAg3Ar57ly8>>527802I like the idea, i'm gonna do it!!! We gotta reduce the amount of candidates. just give me some time to prepare
>>527814 qt chiwah
No.528810
>>528700capybara and jellyfish neck and neck!
No.528849
FROM THE PACIFIC TO THE ATLANTIC JELLYFISH WILL LIVE FOREVER
No.528983
>>528810>>528849god diddly dang it i forgot to make the poll results invisible until voting ended!!!!! jelly is cheating again!!!
No.528984
>>528983muahahahaha
You WOKE commies will never beat the jellyfish empire! Its joever, you liberals! Put your agenda outside of this patriot poll.
Make Jellifish Great Again #2024MJGA
No.529070
>>528984poll closed 14 minutes ago. whats the FUCKING RESULT
THEY ARE HIDING THE RESULT WHILE THEY STUFF THE BALLOT BOXES
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) No.529084
>>528983I cant see the results. Can you post them?
No.529091
>>529070They are obviously trying to cover something up, so i went outside to the strawpoll headquarters and came upon THIS
https://files.catbox.moe/9hagzw.mp4A "woman" in a red dress, who is clearly a leftypol mod btw, stealing dragon and jellyfish votes.
No.529145
SPongeQR
No.529742
>>5297391)capy
2)goat
3)jellyfish
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS VOTE)4)'coon
No.529861
>Tor users may not upload images.Can someone re-upload the image I made. Thanks
https://i.postimg.cc/fyyVGmcG/capybara-glows.png No.530077
>>529942damn why that uyghas skin so crusty, get some moisturiser
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