/siberia/ - Off-topic

A rightoid finds himself being bored
He takes to an obscure left wing board
Low effort thread, obvious bait
"Is coffe bad? I think it is great!"

"No it is not". Libsocs all hop.
Unless it was made in a co-op!
"Or sourced from Russia", the Ziggers all chime
Eager to prevent a new NATO crime


The dengoid enters the thread once again
Tho show the anarkiddies his 5 year plan
For achieving socialism in the far east
"Trust me it's hapooning, two more weeks!"

The trot inerrupts him, he wants to be first
To find himself the one being cursed!
The tankie just woke, from his US bed
"Muh cia muh ukraine! Icepick to the head!"

But its the mautist who who has the most scorn
Opening his folder with alunya cuck porn
"Cope and seethe!"He says with a sigh
The sparrows and mice! Billions must die!

The anarchist recoils with pain and then shock
Seeing his mascot impaled on a cock!
It doesn't stop there the autism spreads
The illegalist enters, "schizo take meds!"

The thread then gets saged by the mods
Moved to siberia, away from gods
Shay posts about cum, in a thread now silent
In a patent backed by fauci and science!

The feds pack up, as do most
I wonder why anyone bothers to post?