No.502497
Just woke up from this dream:
I had to go to a middle aged lady's house to fix my gold chain. She had to put gold screws in it that were not made of gold but still came out as gold in tests. I looked under her floorboards and saw a stone furnace and I said "Reminds me of Mexico". She fixed my chain and we talked about getting old. She had a lot of eccentric wacky things in her house. She also adopted my dogs and I asked "What do you mean? I own my dogs, I just saw them home today." but I saw that they were there and she asked me to put 2 of them in the bathroom. I left and got in my car, my friend said that we should go to the carnival, I thought the same. I let him drive and he crashed the car badly and I got so mad I said "What the fuck are you doing? How are you this bad?" But it was ok because I just rewinded time. We arrived at a DVD store. I went inside and saw a lot of movies and documentaries. One of some guy I dont remember the name of, the new ahsoka show, something about lenin, and some anime shit. But I didn't buy anything because I had very little money. I went outside and saw a 70's dressed old man with this car. Except it was brown and lower to the ground, like impossibly low. I looked closely at the car and admired it without talking to the man, he was talking to other people. I walked to my car and it was moving on It's own, with my other friend chasing it (None of these "friends" are actual people I know in real life, on some randomly generated shit. "My" car changes form throughout the dream, I forgot what it started as but it ended as the car in the 2nd image) He caught it but it scraped a little on the ground. The car was really small for some reason he could pick it up with one hand. We got back in the car and I woke up.
What does it mean?
No.502498
>>501520This is critical. The "Aufheben" of your penis. Daunting implications….
No.505205
i just remembered a dream about a girl thanking me for fucking her father when nobody would do it i had about 3 months ago
No.507576
I had a dream where I was in some hotel room. I was really tired but also horny and I wanted to go into the bathroom and just goon but I kept falling asleep and struggling to wake up. then I was worried that someone was going to walk in while I was gooning
No.507589
>>507576you should check your gooning schedule and see if you can improve it somehow
No.508283
OP HERE I MUST WARN YOU WITH PEACE AND LOVE THAT THIS IS MY LAST DREAM ANALYSIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I repeat:
THIS IS MY LAST DREAM ANALYSIS, and i 'm writing this warning with a
LOT of peace & love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also, please review my
FIRE dream:
I was in a special greyhound bus, traveling to who knows where. The bus kept increasing in size throughout the dream. And by the end of the dream the interior was a massive theater with thousands of chairs, and it was really cool to see where we were going by looking at the massive front windshield. There was also a basketball team in it, and lebron james was there sleeping. At one point the bus drove underwater and it was
fucking sick. We didn't arrive at our destination during the dream, but it's fine because I wouldn't want to leave the greyhoud.
>>500823i give ur dream a ⭐ award because das crazy, even though I'm not sure if I trust the giant, but maybe they were chill
bonus prediction: the rest of your week will be reasonably ok
>>500895i give ur dreamare a 💩 award for the abusive frienemy, a 💩 for the anxiety, and a ⭐for the somewhat wholesome vibes
bonus prediction: your life will improve
BIG TIME in the following years
>>500897i give ur tech demo dreams a ⭐ award for the autism
bonus analysis: they know what you've done
>>501514i give ur nightmare a
HUNDRED 💩 awards for the disappointing conclusion
bonus analysis: you
need to let go of what happened
>>501520i give ur dream a 😳 award for the pleasure, a ⭐ award for the crazy stuff, and
TEN 💩 awards for the sleep apnea
bonus prediction: you will realize what really matters in your life and become a much happier person
>>502497i give ur dream a
GOOGOLPLEX ⭐ awards because of the wild ride, because you managed to remember all this about it, and because it's relatively chill
deep analysis on the meaning of your dream: firstly, it means that you're a chill person and ppl want to be around you. secondly, it means that you're unimaginably, inconceivably gay.
>>505205i give ur dream a 😳 award and a ⭐ award because that's very cool
bonus analysis: penis
>>507576i give ur dream a 💩 award because of the edging and a 💩 award because of the anxiety
bonus prediction: you
will go outside and you
will touch grass and you
will be happy
IMMEDIATELY>>507844i give ur dreams ten
GORILLION 💩 awards because that's sad and because I also have these dreams now and then :C
bonus prediction: you'll accept your shortcomings and will be happy
very cool very cool
very
>>500826 cool ❤
very
>>500972 cool ❤
very cool very cool
No.508316
I sent and email before going to sleep and dreamt that I got a rude reply.
No.508334
I basically closed my eyes, went to sleep, opened my eyes and was awake. No in between.
>>508316Fuck em.
No.508768
>>508334I got a real reply (while awake) and it was nice.
No.510532
I had a very exciting dream! The tram had three carriages instead of the usual two.
No.510550
>>510376I thought you were gay for some reason
No.510568
>>510550chihuahua poster is bisexual you bigot
No.510571
>>510376this reminds me that dream me has had
SÊXOO but not me. what did my brain mean by this thinkibg.jpg
No.512274
Is it allowed to report someone else's dream or will I be banished? My coworker came up to me today and was like "I had a dream that you molested me. You wouldn't do that to me, would you?" I was like "no wtf" and she said "oh good because you seem like a cool guy and it really disappointed me." What the fuck am I supposed to say to that dreambros
No.512276
>>512274This is why I give a wide berth to female acquaintences.
This also why most of my hookups are guys despite being cishet
No.512312
was watching an execution of a naked guy on a modern day state naval ship. it had a metal plank and we watched the guy jump off and he jumped off into the sea of unmanned sail boats that were all headed one direction of various shapes and sizes and colors. as the distance between the man the crew and i were watching increased we assumed he died but suddenly an approaching silhoueyte appeared and the naked man rocketed from the sea in an arc and landed on the aircraft carrier. last thing i remember was a cry of panic amongst the crew
No.512435
>>512274Why the fuck would she tell you this?
No.515382
dreamed that one of my family members had to get everything below their ribcage amputated (bisected? idk) and the treatment called for replacing their lower body with that of an octopus, but like human-sized octopus appendages. i was freaked out and he was like "no no it's alright, i'm still me" and wrapped one of his tentacles around my hand to comfort me and i woke up instantly and fuckin screamed
No.515398
punched the wall when i woke up trying to fight my dad. punched the wall again in the same night while in a puppy concentration camp that had a mall train track tour where i attacked the head guard. apparently this(rem sleep behavior disorder) could be a major precursor to Parkinson's disease. fuck.
No.515613
>>510550>>510568i've been leaning flamboyant heterosexual lately(?!!?!?!?!?)
>>510571 dream you is the real life you and u'r dreaming while reading this
No.526702
I had a dream I was in a class for models, and I was crossdressing and passing, and it was a pleasant dream.
I'm not trans nor anything like that, so that was weird
No.526703
>>519695it's okay, I hope it was nice <3
>>526702I dreamed that I was fucking my mum the other night, don't overthink it
No.527601
I dreamt of going to vacation with old friends but all they wanted to do was drink beers and I did not want to do any of that.
No.527605
>>526702try crossdressing and posting it on leftypol dot org slash siberia slash
No.530205
I dream about work or regrets.
No.530248
I had a dream that I was an employee of a small scale glycine manufacturing operation in Asia, but because of the haziness of the dream I couldn't keep the recipes for synthesizing pharmaceutical glycine straight and the batches kept coming out very poorly. My coworker, who bore a certain resemblance to a coworker in real life, constantly complained about my performance and I frequently found myself avoiding her. Eventually I was fired by my boss for making poor quality glycine.
Some events transpired, and the dream shifted to a new dream. I was a yaoi boy twink being spooned by Tom Wambsgans from the show Succession in a roll away bed in a penthouse suite under a vibrantly red silk blanket. He was gently introducing me to a life of luxury, and I constantly lied to him about my background as a failed worker in a glycine factory so he wouldn't look down on me as a peasant. I don't remember exactly how I got there. He constantly complained about aspects of his life and I feigned sympathy so he wouldn't throw me out. In this dream, he was an actor in the new Dune movies for some reason. The charade of disguising my impoverished background and attempting to pass as cultured felt exhausting but I think he enjoyed showing off his wealth to someone unaccustomed to it. His presence felt similar to the presence of my actual partner, who I am ironically from a significantly wealthier background than. Nothing sexual happened besides some mild spooning, then I woke up.
Don't really want to know what it means tbh.
No.531049
>in ww2 fighting against russians barely survive
>then studying in uni in china but the locals are racists
>then family buys a mansion and previous owners come to visit
No.531134
I dreamed my father raped me. It hurt. I felt great when I woke up though.
No.531265
I was fucking furious over something but I don't remember what.
No.533246
bunch of scrambled personal bullshit. is this the weed doing this
No.533265
Three dreams recently
First one involved me about to go down on some black chick. She was naked and spread eagle in front of me. The plan was to lick from top to bottom but as my tongue goes over her butthole my mouth is filled with what I figured was shit but it tasted more like dirt. Regardless it was disgusting and I immediately woke up after spending a few minutes reeling from the sensation
Second one I was sitting in the backseat of my van which otherwise had no seats and there's a big screen tv sitting on the dash and I'm playing playstation or something. Gradually the backyard which is to my left starts filling up with soccer players and spectators and they proceed to play a game. After a few moments of this a few people join me in the vehicle. One of them is wearing a short skirt and as I'm trying to look at the tv she pulls up her skirt up and starts twerking in my face. At first I'm like hell ya but the longer it went on the worse it got. I think she was trans or something which for whatever reason bothered me but the worst part was that she had what looked to me like STD's, never seen it before but idk she was covered in scabs and in general was just gross down there. After a while of this she seemed to be expecting sex and I had to tell her off but I didnt want to offend her and the dream ends with me stammering while trying to come up with a way to express why I wasn't accepting her advances
Third one was last night. I woke up in my bed so it seemed pretty realistic. At some point an old neighbor of mine and two strangers show up in a van and I get in. I'm talking to the two strangers like were old friends catching up. At some point in the ride the van turns into a plane and the driver is flying extremely erratically–flying low to the ground, narrowly dodging buildings etc. and he keeps sticking his hand out the window and waving at people. Eventually we end up at an airport and as the conversation continues my late father steps into the scene. I hug him and we both start crying and he says something about about a wake but it doesnt make any sense. I say what a few times but he keeps saying the sentence in the same way before I suddenly woke up
>>533246in my experience weed prevents me from dreaming or at least from remembering them
No.533346
I was helping some blind man living in a shack at the edge of a jungle.
No.533348
We wuz in a post nuclear scenario where we could shrink down to the size of ants and the survivors were only looking out for themselves so I genetically modified bees and shrank myself down to talk to them, telling them that they were genetically modified with a collectivist mRNA virus and that they need to sting every human so that they can become collectivist and they did.
No.533881
nap–
I imagine being Shaggy from Scooby-Doo. I'm inside a purple rundown mansion talking to some crackhead lady in some crib. then she says that something is coming and you hear rumbling. she hides back in the crib and I run. it's temple run with stairs and a 4 legged beast is chasing you. unlike the cartoon, none of it is funny. I've had this dream twice now.
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