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 No.444530[Last 50 Posts]

So, a couple of months ago we had a thread where people were talking about penis size and Shay posted a patent where a vasodilator was used in combination with other substances to enlarge one's penis permanently. I found that pretty intriguing so I wanted to give it a shot. I've read the patent and worked out how I could create an amateur version of the procedure at home with just the necessary parts. I'm one month in and that's not long enough (hehe) to say whether or not it has worked, but from my measurements I may have gained 2mm in length and circumference. Keep in mind that this is a treatment that takes around 3 to 6 months. So at one month time the results will be minuscule.

Anyway, feel free to ask me anything and I will give you monthly updates (if people are interested).

 No.444532

>>444530
Do you have pictures? Are there any studies that this works? Does it hurt? What are your starting measurements?

 No.444535

Girth

 No.444542

>>444532
>Do you have pictures?
I won't upload any images, because I feel uncomfortable with that.

>Are there any studies that this works?

I couldn't find any study that tried this. The patent states that they experimented on a handful of men and their size increased proportionally with the duration of the treatment. If you trust the patent's claims then the increase in size remains long term. I will just try it out myself to see if it works.

>Does it hurt?

I'm doing an intracavernosal injection and yeah it stings but it's not as bad as I thought before trying.

>What are your starting measurements?

15.1cm in length and 11.8cm in girth.

 No.444546

>>444542
How does it feel when ya wank

 No.444562

File: 1693386961162.png (112.39 KB, 238x276, assad shiggydiggy.png)

>DIY penis enlargement using homemade shit assembled according to a shady patent you found on /leftypol/
your dick is going to fall off m8, 100% guaranteed

 No.444564

If I want to enlarge my penis, I look at pictures of Grace-chan. It's temporary, though.

 No.444567

15 cm was already pretty good. why do something risky like this, don’t tell me porn has damaged your self esteem this badly. Anyways good luck with your dicksperiment!

 No.444570

why would a longer penis be better? because of evolution, most vaginas can't fit large penises comfortably.

 No.444572

>>444562
>DIY penis enlargement using homemade shit
It's not like I am deriving the substances from household cleaning items and mixing things in soda bottles. I have biotechnology equipment and I ordered the vasodilator from a biotech company and ordered the other basic substances and equipment from pharmaceutical websites.

>according to a shady patent you found on /leftypol/

You are saying that as if the original source of the patent was leftypol. The patent isn't shady and you can just look at the original patent here https://patents.justia.com/patent/20050065159

>your dick is going to fall off m8, 100% guaranteed

I don't think so. It's just a mix of injection water, dimethylsulfoxide as a solvent and alprostadil. The effects of which are all known to me and harmless. The worst case scenario here is that I will have simply wasted some money.

 No.444573

>>444570
>>444567
I'm not saying that a bigger penis is objectively better. It's subjective. I'm interested in having a bigger penis because the thought of having one is kinky to me.

>because of evolution, most vaginas can't fit large penises comfortably.

An aroused vagina can fit a dick of up to 8 inches. Also, you don't have to put all of it in.

>Anyways good luck with your dicksperiment!

Thank you

 No.444577

>>444562
This is not the most retarded thing i've seen people do to get bigger dicks. I've seen uyghas mixing their own OTC blood dilution medication cocktail to stimulate larger blood flow to the penis. This is what soyciety do to us it alienated us from our own phallus and turned it into a tool we should groom to compete in the sexual market rather than a something that is part of our individual wholeness

 No.444578

Unrelated note: how big is Shay's penis?
It would be really funny if alot of posters had to become bottoms.

>>444530
You should've done some better journaling.
Oh well, it happens. You can try again for the next 3-6 months.

Also: dawg, are you "Jason Wess"? Because the highlighted sections are authored with that name

 No.444580

>>444530
>>444542
2mm is small enough to be within the margin of error, are you taking measurements every day or was it a one-off to see if there are results?

 No.444584

>>444578
It's average size if I remember correctly.
Honestly I don't like huge dicks. I see the aesthetic fascination about them but once you're actually in bed it's incredibly impractical, and I don't even bottom that much, I wouldn't even try with a large dick.

 No.444585

sex with sojak

 No.444587

>>444584
Don't worry, OP will never have a chance to use it.

 No.444588

>>444580
It was a measruement after one month. Erection strength varies and placement will not be identical, therefore yes it could be an error. That's why I will continue the treatment for probably two more months.

 No.444589

This sounds silly but if it's for a kink instead of insecurity, I say go for it. I'm plenty large myself and I'd do the same if I had the resources and guarantee ot growth just because it's hot. If anything, do it for science and keep us updated.

 No.444604

>>444562
Especially if the procedure is coming from something Shay posted. That's just asking for your dick to fall off.

 No.444606

>>444604
Called prostaglandin e2 btw

 No.444633

>>444584
(If this is shay)
Can you post a picture of it in comparison to a monster energy?

 No.444824

>>444572
>>444573
Yo OP How can you not post pics? Just remove the Exif data and use a blank background and you're good. I doubt anyone here will be able to identify you by your penis

>>444606
Say Shay have you actually tried this? Where did you even find this information? Has it been trialed before?

 No.444834

>>444824
Yeah its been trialed before but i only know vasodilators work because people who try them say they work alongside dieting, exercise and penis pumps

 No.444837

File: 1693443005769.png (538.13 KB, 1920x886, cum basic improvement.png)

>>444834
Can you post some articles, sources. I'd just like to see if it's worth my time. I'm a decent 6.5 but a bit bigger wouldn't hurt (hopefully) tbh.

What exercise and diet tips outside of the basics like pic rel?

 No.444857

>>444837
Cardio and core workouts to trim belly fat and increase blood flow thru your body, which also applies to your weiner
Fat covers extra inches of cock length and poor circulation causes erections to look smaller and softer. Thats also what vasodilators are for. Diet is also part of doing this but also increases cum load size and general health if eating more nutritious and less garbage food

 No.444862

File: 1693447093650.jpg (225.37 KB, 905x1280, More detail.jpg)

>>444857
Damn, I already do a ton of cardio and core work outs and I have basically no fat to speak of. I've almost never eaten junk/fast food in my life. Any specific food for diet other than what the pic listed? Because Celery and stuff like that has been a part of my diet since I was little.

 No.444870

>>444862
Honestly when dieting, water is more important than food and accounts for 70% of your health cuz its 70% of your diet. Watery fruits and veggies are especially helpful in dieting. Also research intermittent fasting because inducing ketosis occasionally is great for getting rid of useless shit in your body and apparently can help allergies.

 No.444875

File: 1693448209973.png (1.46 MB, 1536x2048, horse power pills.png)

>>444870
Huh, ok then. I guess I'll keep up the good work until I can figure out if following the OP's Penis Enlargment Voodoo manual is worth the effort. Thanks

 No.444876

>>444870
>Watery fruits and veggies are especially helpful in dieting
Do you have a study for that? Or some literature?

 No.444880

>>444577
>individual wholeness
no such thing

 No.444883

>>444876
I made it up

 No.444885

>>444883
>I made it up

 No.444890


 No.444891

File: 1693449116883.jpg (70.14 KB, 680x412, stalin confederate.jpg)

>>444870
>>444857
>>444834
>>444606
Thank you Shay, I like our occasional Chats. I'll hit you up if I'm ever down South.

 No.444892

can u do a tutorial.

 No.444897

>>444892
>Inb4 OP or some other smart-ass says "look at the pdf"
I think anon here means a simplified instruction tutorial (preferably with images or illustrations) to demonstrate the process.

PS
Not that Anon or OP

 No.444914

File: 1693455163727.jpg (77.76 KB, 700x429, Sumimasen the fuck.jpg)

>>444606
>prostaglandin e2
Isn't that for women with uterus dilation problems? How does that work for penis enlargement

 No.444917

>>444837
Why would anyone want to cum this much, unless having a hard time getting girl pregnant.

 No.444918

>>444912
Theyre gone for the foreseeable future until i can hire a computer repair guy to fix my thumb drive which contained all my nudes

 No.444919

>>444918
do you have a phone? then take some photos and post them

 No.444920

>>444919
No im ugly sorry

 No.444924

>>444922
Those nudes are like 3 to 4 years old now. Ive hit twink death already. Its over

 No.444931

>>444922
anon what your describing does not sound like healthy amount of cum it sounds like a fetish.

 No.444932

>>444924
You of all people know: ugly thoughts create ugly people.

Shay, for the love of god, even if there will never be any new nudes from you again, PLEASE ESCAPE TO A BLUE STATE TO HELP FIX YOUR MENTAL STATE.

 No.444959

>>444932
> ugly thoughts create ugly people.
idealism

 No.444990

>>444892
Equipment: A micropipette, a freezer that can reach -20°C, >=10ml glass vial, 5ml injection vials, rubber stoppers, insulin syringes (30G 5/16”), and cotton balls.
Compounds: Prostaglandin E1 (also known as alprostadil) [HPLC], 5ml injection water ampoules (NOT distilled water), ethanol [food grade], and possibly dimethyl sulfoxide (DMSO) [pharmaceutical grade].

Alprostadil can’t be dissolved in water so you need another solvent. Either ethanol or DMSO. I went with DMSO because according to the patent it can aid in penis enlargement by altering collagen. The problem is that the freezing point of DMSO is at 19°C, so you will have to let it thaw for around an hour when you want to use it. Using ethanol would make it simpler as it has a far lower freezing point. I mixed 10ml of DMSO with 50mg of alprostadil. You don’t need as much alprostadil though. 10mg should be enough for a 3 month treatment. In that case use 2ml of DMSO. Store this solution in a freezer at -20°C.

A risk I see here is infection when you inject yourself, because you won’t have ideal circumstances to mix this. Because of that I want to minimise pipetting across vials and avoid using doses for more than one day. So, I use injection water packaged at the appropriate volume in small plastic ampoules (5ml) and mix a new dose on the day I need it. I add 5ml of injection water to the injection vial, pipet 20.5µl of the DMSO-alprostadil solution into it and close the vial with a rubber stopper. Shake it a bit as well. At these proportions 0.25ml should contain roughly 5µg of alprostadil.

When you do an intracavernosal injection disinfect the rubber stopper and your penis with ethanol on a cotton ball to mitigate an infection. You can look up how to do an intracavernosal injection online. You will have to test on yourself what dose is appropriate for you, because it differs from man to man. Start with 2.5µg and work your way up. At a too high dose you will get priapism, which is an erection that doesn’t go away with time. You will need enough to maintain an erection for at least 3 hours. It doesn’t need to be a full erection, but it should have some firmness where you can’t easily fold your penis. There are several ways you could go about the injections. You could do periodic small injections. In that case you should give your penis a break after every 2 to 3 hours, so fresh blood can circulate in your penis.

Personally, I give myself priapism on purpose, so I can maintain an erection for 3 hours with just one injection. If you develop priapism you can just walk around. If that doesn’t help then place an ice bag on your perineum. If that doesn’t help either then take 120mg of pseudoephedrine. If your erection still doesn’t go away after 4 hours of priapism then you need to go to the emergency room. Of course, you shouldn’t inject yourself and then just go to sleep.

The patent states you should do it for at least 4 days a week. Some of the people tested did less than that, but the results should be proportional to how often a week you do it and for how long you do it each day.

 No.445082

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>>444990
Thanks for obliging OP. Speaking of where did you do this? In a Kitchen, a rented room what? Poorfag with limited space asking here.

>infection when you inject yourself

Because the room isn't sterile?

Are the injection sites important? Is it like trimix where you need a 10 and 2 o'clock positions?
https://vitalmenshealth.com/trimix
Also how did you get DMSO isn't it restricted by the FDA to medical professionals?

>Equipment

For the biomedical equipment, can you list the types and names (like company and model)?

>you should do it for at least 4 days a week

What if you did it every day?

 No.445088

>pdf deleted from OP
Why tho?

 No.445104

>>445088
mods are in the pockets of big pharma

 No.445209

File: 1693521915176.png (286.8 KB, 809x833, 2 (1).png)

Shay I found your nudes and more!

 No.445233

>>445209
Oop kinda forgot i was in that server

 No.445238

>>445233
Yeah lol.
Sauce
/b/thread/846598069/go-home-after-a-long-day-of-cross-burning-with

 No.445335

File: 1693546373209.jpg (Spoiler Image, 439.91 KB, 1328x944, Penile Trauma for Penile G….jpg)

>>444530
[spoiler]Worth the risk?[/spoiler]

 No.445353

>>445335
Isn't that pic talking about physical trauma and a infectious disease causing inflammation?

 No.445356

I think Shay should post ass

 No.445364

>>445082
>Speaking of where did you do this?
My living room.

>infection when you inject yourself

Injections always bear the risk of infection, which is why anything the needle comes into contact with must be sterilized. Also, microbes will grow in the injection dose that you mix if you let it stand around. Hence why you should only use it on the day you‘ve mixed it.

>Are the injection sites important? Is it like trimix where you need a 10 and 2 o'clock positions?

Yes.

>Also how did you get DMSO isn't it restricted by the FDA to medical professionals?

There are no restrictions in my country for that. It‘s freely available here.

>For the biomedical equipment, can you list the types and names (like company and model)?

You just need a single channel micropipette with variable volume. Something that can hold 10 to 25 microliters.

>What if you did it every day?

You can do that.

>>445335
Not the same as what I am doing.

 No.445366

>>445356
Shay's posted a lot more than that.

>>445364
>It‘s freely available here.
Lucky, what country?
>a single channel micropipette with variable volume
With a syringe needle tip? Should one use disposable syringe needles?

 No.445373

>>445366
>>a single channel micropipette with variable volume
>With a syringe needle tip? Should one use disposable syringe needles?
No, with a pipette tip. You buy more than one and use each once.

 No.445382

>>444883
He can't keep getting away with it.

 No.445485

File: 1693586902185.png (44.13 KB, 400x250, ClipboardImage.png)

>>445373
How are you doing the injection then? Wouldn't you need to use a syringe needle tip?
>You buy more than one and use each once.
Okay, good (though sounds expensive, micropipettes are painfully hard to get here).

 No.445682

>>445353
Nope. If you go to the article there are two cases, the pic related it the first case (dicc enlarging trauma), while the second case is the infection (no I won't post the picc cause it's nasty).

>>445364
>Not the same as what I am doing.
Yeah but it's an interesting example/option that lends some credibility to the whole clamping method imo

 No.445930

File: 1693701522305.png (1.28 MB, 1080x1389, ClipboardImage.png)

So how real is pic rel?

 No.445934

>>445930
almost certainly bullshit, people who go outside more are more energetic, wow amazing research

 No.445998

>>445934
Its due too the fact your body breaks down melatonin when your eyes are exposed to blue light, which there is plenty in sunlight and not so much in artificial light. Also you get vitamin D.

 No.446189

>>444530
So what are the updates OP?

 No.446607

>>445934
>almost certainly bullshit
>people who go outside more are more energetic
So is it bullshit or not lol?

 No.446702

>>445998
>>446607
As a heads up on this reply, I'm not an expert and don't actually know.
Sunlight is for sure good for you, but it's hard to believe you couldn't achieve the same level of health without it, there are other sources of vitamin d and it really is more about going outside and being active than anything else, I think.

 No.446720

>>445930
>>446607
More likely than not it is. Testosterone fluctuates a lot based on a myriad of things. Even those fluctuations are not that significant. It's useless to focus on your testosterone. Focus on things that matter, like good sleep, plenty of exercise, eating well, being at your target weight, drinking water, socializing enough, and having economic security.

 No.446749

>>446720
>having economic security
You say that like it's achievable or something.

 No.446780

>>446702
I think it's the most natural source of Vitamin D, it's why humans are diurnal and don't live in caves. Living in a lack of sun has been linked to depression and health issues beyond just Vitamin D deficiency. There's also a psychological effect, as flourescen and incandescent lights are very different to actual sunlight.

>>446720
Agreed.

 No.446956

There are two types of men. The ones who say they want a bigger penis and the ones who are lying about it.

 No.447327

>>446780
I don't disagree with the science, but I'm a lifetime night owl, and in the winter I've maintained a sleeping schedule that kept me from seeing the sun for months on end. I love it, I'd eventually miss the sun but I pretty much always prefer to be in a dark room asleep when it's out. I'm not alone in this either, I also happen to believe that humans evolved to be crepuscular and only switched away from that with more strictly codified concepts of time that evolved with urbanization, but I say believe as in hypothesize.

 No.447349

>>447327
I've arrived to this conclusion from another end: humans do indeed look younger on average than previous generations, and most of it it's due to diminished time in the sun. Plus right now it seems kinda optional but soon nobody will be able to go out on sunny days due to our brains frying inside our skulls.

 No.447352

>>446749
Some do, although some of it is inherited wealth, passed down to generation to generation. If you have hard working grandparents and middle class parents and they all die, you might inherit a decent amount of wealth. Or if your wife or husband inherited wealth from the deaths of their parents and/or grandparents.

 No.447353

>>446780
dayum I need me a gf who drinks water so much

 No.447809


 No.448591

>>446780
I like this photograph, a lot. It's not even that lewd either.

 No.449800

So any updates OP?

 No.449946

>>449800
I will give an update next month. My penis hasn't fallen off yet.

 No.449947

>>449946
Can I see it

 No.449948

>>449946
Post pic….f-for praxis purposes.

 No.449952

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 No.449957


 No.449958

>>449952
I’m wide open……😅

 No.449959

>>449952
That’s some girth deer lord

 No.449960


 No.449963

>>449957
>>449958
>>449959
>>449960
I hope you know that‘s just a vegetable lol

 No.450899

>>449952
LMAO I know a yam when I see one

 No.450909

>>444530
OP, there's a few reddits out there where they discuss penis workouts and principles of growing your member.

https://old.reddit.com/r/gettingbigger/

https://old.reddit.com/r/AJelqForYou/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Malehanger/

I haven't started, because like all workouts starting is the hardest part. Still, I'm already above average and plan to go from 6.5 in. to the range of 7.25-7.5 in. (from 16.5 cm to a max of 19 cm).

 No.450911

>>450909
Jelqing does not work, it's more likely to cause damage than lengthen your penis.

 No.450912

>>450911
I get what you mean, but the whole point isn't that they're all jelqing, but that that was an early starting point for experimentation that led to more reliable and effective techniques.

 No.450954

Its so annoying we dont have the medical tech yet to just get a big fat dick grafted on to me. Big dicks are wasted on some men. You truly cant understand how to use it well unless its a necessity for remotely good sex

 No.450958

>>450954
I mean, if you're a man it's just a matter of effort now that there are guides to grow your dick.

 No.450985

>>450909
I looked into this in the past and I don‘t think those work. These communities are also full of broscience that misunderstand the anatomy of the penis. The only thing I can confirm that actually works is clamping, which increases your girth but not your length. Clamping is also quite dangerous because you could bust a blood vessel if you overdo it.

 No.451013

>>450985
Clamppill me.
I've tried Bathmate and, while fun with the temporary pumps, it's not permanent (but yes the pump lasts longer the more often and longer to use it to a point).
What's the easiest clamp method? Just rubber band it then get on with your day?

I want an absolute coke can chode. Fuck length. Length is bourgeoisie.

 No.451019

>>451013
You get a cable clamp or a zip tie and I would recommend you get silicone sheets and wrap it around the base of your penis before you apply the cable clamp or zip tie at the very base as well. The silicone sheet makes the pressure feel less sharp. When you clamp you need to work your way up first. Like 5 minutes and eventually you move to 10 and then eventually to 15. Start with little pressure the first times and then work your way up as well. You do it every two or three days. Clamping gives pretty fast results. I needed roughly a month and a half to gain like half a centimeter. That‘s a lot if you read how long it takes to make progress with jelqing and the other techniques. Some guy on Reddit said he did it two years and gained like 2.5 inches in girth. The results aren‘t permanent though. In my experience your gains last for almost a week and a half before you lose them again if you don‘t continue to clamp. I got lazy and stopped doing it.

 No.451080

>>450985
Clamping and stretching

>>451013
If the clamp gets stuck you'll need to cut the clamp to remove it. If you can't remove it on your own, your options then become 1. going to the ER to save your dick or 2. waiting too long and then going to the ER to have your dick removed. So be sure to choose something that's easily removed.

 No.451267

What if my penis is a little bit more than 6 inches long? Is that a decent size?

 No.451275

>>451267
As long as you’re not a micro, literally no one will care.

 No.451292

>>451080
>stretching
Yeah, that seems to work also, at least if you trust the few studies on it that are there. But it sounds very tedious to me to spend hours almost every day having something stretching out your penis.

 No.452331

>>451080
>Clamping and stretching
Easy to hurt yourself doing that.

 No.452348

>>451019
>>451080
Hm, so if it turns pink it's okay right? Like >>445335 a bit of swelling is to be expected?

 No.452694

I feel alright size-wise but what about methods of keeping an erection up longer… or healing wear and tear on the ligaments?

 No.453087

>>444530
Speaking of lengthening, I've heard that the penis has extra "length" so to speak within the body, that can be surgically pulled out, is this true?

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 No.453176

>>453088
Elaborate m8, no to what?

 No.453380

>>453087
Yes, a surgeon cuts something (don’t exactly know what anymore) and that internal bit will move outside adding like 3-6cm.

 No.453546

>>453380
Yeah I think I remember Shay saying something about an internal tendon or something (funny how it all leads back to Shay here).

 No.453550

all cool and fun, but Anon, how are you gonna make it smaller again later when you need to board a plane?

 No.453552

>>453550
>how are you gonna make it smaller again later when you need to board a plane?
I… What? Why? How?

 No.453555

>>453552
>He doesn't know…

 No.453616

>>453555
Know what anon?

 No.454550

>>450909
>reddit
Ugh, got screencaps?

 No.454551

>>453616
about the TSA penis inspections

 No.454553

File: 1695942514883.png (209.76 KB, 690x400, ClipboardImage.png)

>>454551
Happens to me literally every time I board a plane.

 No.454554

>>454551
LOL I know about that and more. I recall an anon on /b/ posting his transport of BD through airport security, pic rel.

 No.454555

>>454554
Fuck spoilers didn't work for some reason, lol

 No.454572

>>454554
vgh, so jelly of this mans collection, I hope he had fun at the con or whatever

 No.454599

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 No.454907

>>444918
So Shay, have you repaired that drive of yours yet? I managed to find some of the old stuff you posted.

 No.454923

File: 1696045002004.png (1.79 MB, 1024x1024, ClipboardImage.png)

>>444562
>>DIY penis enlargement using homemade shit assembled according to a shady patent you found on /leftypol/
You say that as if Big Penis Enlargement is any better, the big businesses will scam you. Better to follow DIY dick enlargement advice on obscure imageboard websites instead.

 No.454943

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>>445209
eh im better

 No.454944

>>454572
i hope he got shamed into oblivion and was a sour cvnt for days afterwards

 No.454958

>>454923
>Big Penis Enlargement
The new Big Pharma… man I remember the early 2000s, when penis-pill ads would get endorsed by Ron Jeremy.

 No.455057

I have to restart the experiment. I realized that I need a semi-erection and high flow priapism for there to be gains, but in the past two months I've had firm erections with low flow priapism. I noticed the mistake when I realized my measures just fluctuate in the same range, so I wasn't getting an increase in size. I looked up real life cases of priapism leading to penis enlargement and figured out the necessary difference. The patent never explicitly stated that firm erections don't lead to penis enlargement but the focus was on partial engorgement, both in how the procedure was explained and how it was conducted in patients. So, I will retry for the next few months and get back at you.

 No.455058

>>455057
what is a low-flow priapism?

 No.455059

File: 1696088606046.gif (1.85 MB, 400x225, ezgif-3-c79f194ba4.gif)


 No.455064

File: 1696089322902.jpg (67.08 KB, 602x709, banter stops.jpg)

>>455059
>cuckshit
Go back, this is the wrong thread for that shit.

 No.455068

>>455058
Blood won‘t leave the penis leading to a stiff erection, opposed to some degree of blood flow leading to only an engorged penis.

 No.455106

COCK AND BALL TORTURE

 No.455261

>>455068
So painful erection vs normal not fully erect, gotcha. How would one go about measuring that exactly tho?

 No.455350

>>455106
Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking.

 No.455353

>>455350
You did not have to write this.

 No.455354

>>455353
It's a copy-pasta, dumbass

 No.455356

>>455354
No shit, moron.

 No.455358

>>455356
Then why'd you react, nitwit?

 No.455360

>>455358
Because you didn't have to post it, asshole.

 No.455374

>>455360
Well I wanted to, bastard

 No.455378

File: 1696141302054.mp4 (1.24 MB, 854x480, didntneedtopostthat.mp4)


 No.455383

File: 1696142632015.mp4 (200.38 KB, 480x360, your mother.mp4)


 No.455390

based and prostaglandin e2 pilled

 No.455559

>>455390
>prostaglandin e2 pilled
I'm starting to wonder when exactly the meaning "X-pilled" lost any semblance to the original meaning.

 No.456528

>>454554
Fuck I remember these being posted, the fucking face of that TSA officer, LMAO>

 No.456785

>>444959
Do you think psychiatry is idealism too, retard?

 No.456786

>>456785
Cognitive behavioral therapy (the predominant form of psychology in america) is basically "stop thinking bad thoughts and your problems will go away", the dictionary definition of idealism.

 No.456788

>>456786
Cock and ball torture is booj self-help, I'm talking about the scientific discipline of psychiatry, which leftcom infants think is idealism because they live 150 years in the past, and can't read well enough to understand modern philosophy of science

 No.456815

File: 1696388071592.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 580.23 KB, 3276x4096, 53cf8b900c063f2989fbc9b10….jpeg)

>A thread about cockgrowth methods has become a discussion about BD dildos being smuggled through TSA, 2 local twinks ass posting, and CBT
These threads are wild

 No.456962

>>445335
time to do some real bonemashing

 No.457212

File: 1696464407033.png (979.78 KB, 1618x1000, bollock busting.png)

>>456962
You reminded me of pic rel.

 No.457233

>>457212
holy gem

 No.457236

>>457212
dude has a real problem

 No.457237

>>457236
Ya don't say?

>>457233
The good ol' days of 4chan, before shit became reddit 2.0 and users lost the ability to write creative autismo.

 No.457340

Do Kegel's help with erections or just the actual action of cumming?

 No.457999


 No.458141

So OP, how goes the re-try of the experiment?

 No.458244

>>455106
Dunno why but this reminded me of embed rel

 No.458319

>>458141
I'm back to trying to find the right dosage, which is difficult since injecting Alprostadil frequently, as I will need to, causes priapism more easily. Even at lower doses.

 No.458367

>>458319
Well keep us updated and make sure to write some detailed instructions when you figure it out.

As a side note, how long lasting is this?

 No.458469

>>458319
So you've forgone manual clamping to mimic priapism so that you can inject dangerous research chemicals into yourself in a less than sterile environment? Even risking prolonged erections which may result in amputation/loss of function?

 No.458476

>>458469
>so that you can inject dangerous research chemicals into yourself
Prostaglandin E2 is not a dangerous research chemical, it‘s a naturally occurring local hormone, lol.

>in a less than sterile environment?

You do realize ordinary people get prescribed Caverject (alprostadil) to inject at home? Do you expect them to inject it at a highly sensitized laboratory?

>Even risking prolonged erections which may result in amputation/loss of function?

That happens when a man has ischemic priapism for more than 4 hours. I don‘t have priapism for that long. But nice try, cunt.

 No.458480

>>458319
>alprostadil
shove it up your ass as a suppository, bitch

 No.458481

>>458476
So to clarify, how exactly do you induce such a priapism them?

 No.458985


 No.458996

>>458985
I've read that before. Stretching has been proven to work in a number of studies. I already know that clamping works from my own experience. All the other penis enlargement exercises don't work and communities about penis enlargement do operate on bro science, but I haven't read any claims that treat the penis like a muscle.

 No.460326

>>458996
>Stretching has been proven to work in a number of studies
Links to said studies pls?

 No.460903

>>458244
Video Name is : The Balls Harden
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09tbodL4M6I

In case the Embed dies.

 No.462141

>>444530
What's the progress on the new attempt OP?

 No.463854

Did anyone save the OP pdf? Why was it deleted?

 No.463863

So, just in case anyone else wanted to try this I wanted state that the patent holder is a charlatan and lied about the results of this procedure. I thought if its a registered patent that there is some procedure to check if the patent holder's claims are true, but apparently not or at least he got away with lying. So don't bother trying. Priapism has led to an increase in penis size in some men but how that works isn't fully understood and involves more than just the priapism itself. Just saying, before you guys waste your money or hurt yourselves. After roughly 3 months I didn't make any gains.

 No.463869

>>463863
>After roughly 3 months I didn't make any gains.
Huh, I guess that's a let-down. At least your dick didn't fall off though.

 No.463876

>>463863
Sorry to hear that. I hope you didn't lose too much money or time on it.

 No.463878

>>463863
>Assuming some do it your self dick lengthening procedure would work
<retard
It could have been worse anon, it could have cause your dick to fall off.

 No.463905

File: 1698539920579.mp4 (2.55 MB, 360x360, fidel ballin.mp4)

>>463863
At least is good to hear that you are fine anon.
The day Cuba manages to invent a procedure to enlarge it the island will flood with medical tourists. Imagine what danes are doing to americans with that new drug but worldwide.

 No.463923

>>444530
men have been trying to do this since ancient egypt to no effect. It's the same as 'reversing' balding. The only way to reverse balding is to get hair transplant, and the only way to get a bigger dick is with a peen transplant

 No.464534

Okay, but does clamping work or not?
>>463863
So there *is* a chance it could work for me?

 No.464542

>>463923
>to get hair transplant
Is that the same as hair plugs? Ya, a dick transplants prob the only way. But until we have stem cell dicks, there prob wont be any donors

 No.467973

>>467970
Lmfaoo. Nice

 No.468460

>>467973
>>>467970
What was the post?

 No.468554

>>468460
It was a PDF of the posts in this thread but its metadata contained the legal name of the anon who made the PDF.

 No.468571

>>468554
>but its metadata contained the legal name of the anon who made the PDF
using windows be like:

 No.468594

>>468571
>>468554
Then why wouldn't the mods just remove the exif data and repost it?

 No.468638

>>468594
idk, the user should be more careful I think

 No.468640

>>468554
I thought vichan removed exif data from uploads. Uh oh.

 No.468641

>>468554
Can someone explain what does that mean? Like if I post something what "metadata" of my computer does it contain?

 No.468647

File: 1699813481584.jpg (102.02 KB, 293x468, shinkansen.jpg)

>>468640
Maybe it does, just not for PDFs? Does PDF use exif at all? I put a comment into this file for you to check.

>>468641
There's no general answer, it depends on the file format and the program that you use to make it. Some programs like to put extra information into the files that does not appear in the content but only if you check the properties of the file or something similar like that. In this case it was Microsoft Word that automatically put the author's name into the PDFs metadata.

 No.471124

>>468647
>Does PDF use exif at all
NTA but if you convert a document into a pdf it could have exif data

 No.471136

>>471124
I know that PDF has metadata but I don't think it is EXIF.

 No.472925

So just burst a vein clamping.
Should I go to the hospital?
It's not painful, just blue.

 No.472927


 No.473106

File: 1700879963814.jpg (139.01 KB, 1000x669, olmec head in pain.jpg)

>>472925
>Should I go to the hospital?
<just burst a vein clamping.
<It's not painful, just blue.
Jesus christ yes, you stupid bastard

 No.473116

>>472925
post a pic. sounds like you overdid it.

 No.473120

>>468641
everything. where you live, who you hang out with, how gay you are (you're very gay, we all know)

 No.475991


 No.476059

>>472925
So what's the sitch anon?

 No.476089

>>473120
Yeah, exif data confirms you're gay and also shows your fetishes.
>>476059
I'm so worried about anon like wtf. What's clamping?

 No.477507

>>476089
>What's clamping?
This apparently, basically same as a cockring but MORE.
https://zenhanger.com/blogs/penis-enlargement/what-is-penis-clamping

 No.477515

>>477507
Is anon dead???

 No.479145

>>477515
The silence makes me genuinely wonder

 No.481582

File: 1702595011619.png (71.23 KB, 621x876, 3 fingers.png)

An interesting post I found. Can anyone confirm?

 No.481588

>>481582
yes it works.

 No.481589

>>481582
the good old gooch press

 No.482129

Has anyone had and actual appreciable increase in girth using any method, or is it ogre from the start for pencilcels?

 No.482191

File: 1702775426554.jpg (1.87 MB, 2536x2456, 08676_674.2.jpg)


 No.482290

>>482191
>no pic of the larger on dick
No before/after for the dick
Pics, I don't believe this.

 No.482301

>>444530
Does anyone have the original OP pdf?

 No.485228

>>482301
NVM, found it. Link for anyone wanting it.
https://files.catbox.moe/1151ko.pdf

 No.485341

anyone have experience with restoring foreskin?

 No.485343

>>485228
Nice
>>485341
Don't they have those suction cup things that can pull it up and over?

Also I hope everyones dicks get fatter in the new year

 No.485345

File: 1703636276975.png (91.66 KB, 485x220, comrade sperm.png)

>>485343
>I hope everyones dicks get fatter in the new year
And may our virility be ever greater

 No.487682

>>485345
Gonna get on the c00m holy grail stack rn fr

 No.487699

thread reads like a transcience thread on /lgbt/

 No.487753

>>487699
This thread's wisdom goes beyond the confines of our sexuality. It speaks to something deeper, a force more primordial, more all-encompassing: our CUM.

 No.487809

>>487682
The what stack?

 No.487823

>>487699
Repent heretic, we're far superior to those shitheads.

 No.487824

>>487809
NTA but I'm on a simple cumstack of Zinc, folic acid, and just being well hydrated. There's better cumstacks out there but zinc is the most basic one.

 No.488393

Like fat woman. Small dick. Sisyphean.

 No.489480

File: 1704680007572.png (65.43 KB, 475x880, cum improvement.png)

>>487809
They're talking about this

 No.490307

>>488393
literally me

 No.491293

Apparently eating copious ginger expands the dong via circulation.

As does cardio and heavy compound leg exercises.

 No.491351

>>491293
Why not take tadalafil? It's generally safe.

 No.492063

>>491351
>tadalafil
Didn't even know that was a thing, might actually use that, just for my lungs. Smoking has fucked them up a bit

 No.492165

>>492063
T4dalafil (aka ci@l1s, I don't want to trigger spam bots) has a ton of off label uses. Just don't take too much. Also note that the half life is pretty long.

Also gives you diamond hard boners which are hot as hell.

 No.492166

>>492165
Thanks for the recc. Does it fuck with heart rate tho? What other off-label uses are there?

 No.492307

>>444542
>I won't upload any images, because I feel uncomfortable with that.
so you're making shit up, got it

 No.492308

>>444542
>>444572
>I'm doing an intracavernosal injection and yeah it stings but it's not as bad as I thought before trying.
oh nvm your dick will actually fall off but it will be in the name of science!

 No.492333

>>492166
I think you should be cautious taking it if you have low blood pressure or take nitroglycerin. It has some uses for pulmonary arterial hypertension and for benign prostate enlargement.

For off label use, it can give you a flush of blood on the face which is good for aesthetic purposes. It can also promote healing by allowing more blood to circulate in certain parts. It is also used to enhance performance at the gym.

 No.492600

>>492333
>333
checked
I have neither issue so it should be safe to me. I'll definitely take a look at this, thaks

 No.492686

>>492333
>It can also promote healing by allowing more blood to circulate in certain parts
I don't understand?

 No.497125

>>492686
Blood carries platelets, oxygen and nutrients through the blood-stream, meaning that increased flow = better cell regeneration.

 No.497126

>>492333
id rather take amphetamines for this

 No.497200

File: 1706434748896.gif (3.01 MB, 640x584, 1692564100785.gif)

>>444924
>Ive hit twink death

It has never, in the history of humanity, been more over.

 No.497833

Tried a bathmate and now have red spots like chickenpox all over the haft. Not even swollen, just sore and the main vein looks really weird now, like bulging

 No.497835

>>497126
If I'm not mistaken, amphetamines constrict blood vessels. So, they have the opposite effect.
>>497833
Wtf is that and show picture.

 No.498560


 No.500195

>>498560
That and one of those tourniquets clamp things to get at least 5inch of girth surely?
Like those small soda cans, perfectly girthy

 No.500309

>>500195
If you don't burst a blood vessel doing it.

 No.500310

>>500195
Why do you want a more thick dick?
Show what you're working with.

 No.500328

>>456786
>>444959
Forgot to look at thread :)
Let me elaborate: the mindset granted with the positive thoughts will grant you the framework to find the solution.

To put it in another way: If you believe it's not over, you'll be motivated to find a solution, and will be willing to investigate and possible fond something.
Like GOING to a blue state and TAKING ESTROGEN to fix your disorder, and then WEARING MAKEUP to help feel aligned with your gender, Shay.

 No.500657

>>500309
>If you don't burst a blood vessel doing it.
How so?
>>500310
>Why do you want a more thick dick?
Looks good, must feel good.
>Show w-
no soz

 No.500675

File: 1707233480015.webm (Spoiler Image, 2.64 MB, 1016x480, 1705509997049978.webm)


 No.503265

>>500675
Conclusion: the pumps work. Doesn't look like you Shay, too small.

 No.505201

>>500675
HOW

>>503265
>Conclusion: the pumps work.
More like they unlock what you already have.

 No.506098

>>505201
>HOW
NTA but How what?

 No.507534


 No.511275

Any alternatives to Viagra? The more natural the better

 No.513424

File: 1710375611425.png (94.76 KB, 300x168, ClipboardImage.png)

>245 replies
>101 IPs
Damn, that's more than some larger main-board threads get.

 No.515758

Srs question, but how big is "big enough" versus "too big"?

 No.515885

>>468640
Only from images.

 No.515962

>>444530
Not my problem.

 No.515976

File: 1711063710163.jpg (183.88 KB, 600x450, dick size lol.jpg)

>>515758
6-7 inches is considered the ideal top size. The human average is 5.5 inches for a reason.

 No.516067

>>515976
Okay, I'm in the clear. But is there one for girth?
I want to pack an absolute hog, like a can of Red Bull, can reach my fingers around it kinda girth.

 No.516069

>>516067
That's called circumference.

 No.516807

>>516069
I mean people call it a girth too, that's not an incorrect terminology either.

 No.517006

>Ukrainethreadsimulator.mp4

 No.517878

>>516069
>>516807
So a pump or something?

 No.517880

Stop being horny
it's cringe

 No.518139

>>517880
>Comes to si/b/eria
>goes to a thread about cock size increase
<sToP bEiNg HoRnY!
LMAO

 No.518143

>>517880
This is more pride/ego than being horny. I think OP is going break their dick doing this shit.

 No.518647

>>518143
>OP is going break their dick doing this shit.

Or it gets huge

 No.518913

File: 1712036566979.png (11.09 MB, 2800x6818, ClipboardImage.png)

>>500675
Reposting this because it reminded me of this thread
>Haters will deny he's a respectable academic
https://web.archive.org/web/20230312012936/https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1634679410245681153

 No.518924

>>518913
Getting as big as a Glen 20 aerosol can by 2025*

 No.518931

>>458985
whoever made that image is retarded

 No.518934

File: 1712042746631.jpg (116.76 KB, 826x871, 1711600055354914.jpg)

I was one of the people that started shilling for this, It works with over the counter viagra, I took viagrea two times a week and my penis was harder and it deff grew like 3/4, I stopped because I started seeing blue, I no longer see blue now and the gains reduced, I will try it with another for of PDE5 like cialis, but that is more expensive.

 No.518935

>>518934
btw i took it for like 5 months, but the first month I only took it casually.

 No.518936

>>518934
also
>3/4 of an inch*

 No.519446

>>518934
So you were taking it everyday for 2cm of gain?

 No.519591

>>519446
NTA but 2cm isn't that small a difference

>>518934
>I started seeing blue
How much were you using!? Trying to join Blue Man group or something?

 No.519731

>>519591
>NTA but 2cm isn't that small a difference
Relative to what you're already packing

But yeah, seeing blue as in the dong was blue or…

 No.519738

I'm taking 5mg tadalafil per day

Will this make my pathetic 13.5/14cm tiny weenie a little bit larger?

 No.519746

>>519738
Probably not, but it has other benefits. 13-14 cm is not that bad. What's your body far percentage BTW?

 No.519749

>>519738
That's not tiny.

 No.519770

>>519746
>>519749
Every dude I've been with had a considerably bigger and thicker cock than mine :(

 No.519771

>>519770
just embrace being a little bottom cutie then

 No.519772

>>519770
Now you are just humblebragging

 No.519820

>>519771
I'm sides and actually prefer to get sucked

 No.519883

>>516067
>>516069
>>516807
the y axis on the chart is circumference (girth) >>515976

 No.519917

>>515976
>doing science in burger units
dick science should be serious business

 No.520051

>>519917
Fine the ideal size is between 16-20cm happy?

 No.520163

>A tale of meds untaken, the thread

 No.520588

>>519883
Isn't that diameter because it goes "across"?

 No.523808

>>520163
>This coming from a literal Namefag who is literally so bad at taking meds they mixed them with alcohol
LMAO

 No.523837

>>523809
>I honestly have no retort for this. True. It's joever for me.
Fukken saved

 No.523856

>>519820
Then why do you care about dick size? I've sucked all sizes of dicks. It's not that big of a deal.
>>515976
I bet that this is visual preference. When it comes to receiving dick through any of then 3 usual holes, vagina, anus or mouth, I bet most would prefer sub 6 inch dicks. We need a double blind study. I volunteer.

 No.526701

>>523856
>We need a double blind study. I volunteer.
>I've sucked all sizes of dicks. It's not that big of a deal.
A dangerous proposition on a lefty-/b/ board lol.

 No.526726


 No.526742

>>526726
Nice. I take zinc and recently got comments about my load size. I wonder how fast acting the other supplements are.
>>526701
This place is queer as hell lol

 No.526761

>>526726
Why not just use a pu,p?

 No.526870

How do I make my huge cock smaller but more dense and strong like steel?

 No.526872

>>523856
Yeah but even as sides I have major complex with my dick size and girth :(

 No.526874

>>526742
>This place is queer as hell lol

Have a problem with it?

 No.527846

>>526742
>I wonder how fast acting the other supplements are.
The Lecithin didn't give me any noticeable changes tbh, I stick to Zinc.

 No.528090

>>527846
Too much Zinc?


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